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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: baby raper on November 04, 2014, 11:22:17 pm

Title: becoming a grave robber
Post by: baby raper on November 04, 2014, 11:22:17 pm
Anyone ever try this? Im srsly thinking bout it. Would make sense to go for females wedding rings.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 04, 2014, 11:22:56 pm
Anyone ever try this? Im srsly thinking bout it. Would make sense to go for females wedding rings.
You horrible little man.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: baby raper on November 04, 2014, 11:30:32 pm
Anyone ever try this? Im srsly thinking bout it. Would make sense to go for females wedding rings.
You horrible little man.
this is bad ideas gotta leave your morals at the door. Its not that bad of an idea anyways.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: Infinityshock on November 04, 2014, 11:31:04 pm
Remember...someone cant be charged with rape when the subject of their affections isnt alive

Stick it in soft then get hard and listen for the snap-crackle-pop as the bones break
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: stentor on November 05, 2014, 12:11:53 am
I dug up a grave from 1849 and fucked a goddamn skeleton
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: Σ on November 05, 2014, 12:35:48 am
Stealing wedding rings is not going to work since most people keep those as an heirloom. Being a bodysnatcher isn't a viable option today because doctors don't need stolen cadavers to fuck around with anymore since they can be gotten from legal sources.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 05, 2014, 01:05:45 am
Stealing wedding rings is not going to work since most people keep those as an heirloom. Being a bodysnatcher isn't a viable option today because doctors don't need stolen cadavers to fuck around with anymore since they can be gotten from legal sources.
So the Burke and Hare method won't work? Damn...
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: General Fault on November 05, 2014, 05:47:27 pm
You will get a good workout. No guarantee of any score at the bottom of the hole though, and huge potential exposure to lots of nasty decomposition products if you get a fresh enough one. Unless you're using a backhoe, it's going to take you hours to dig as you need to literally uncover the majority of the casket. It'll be noisy. Unless where you're at is totally isolated, you're pretty likely to get caught. Definitely a bad idea.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 05, 2014, 09:39:22 pm
Just gonna go out on a limb here and say this proooooobably isn't quite as profitable as it was for your great great granpappy. good luck tho
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: Nonarky on November 06, 2014, 04:03:07 pm
these new coffins have locks on them, you would need a key to open it unless you have a power cutting tool.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: YeahBoii on November 07, 2014, 12:42:04 am
I honestly hope your kidding. Leaving morals at the door, this idea is shit. First, how the hell do you plan to dig up and replace the dirt in a grave in one night!? With a backhoe it will take you several hours, plus police patrol cemetery's' after hours to make sure kids aren't "exploring" and this shit isn't happening. But hey, maybe your fucking a pro at digging. Now that you've uncovered your grave, obviously time to plunder correct!? Wrong, while some may bury their loved ones with expensive things the odds that some random persons grave has any are pretty thin. Lastly, let's say you've done some research and you manage to get the grave uncovered. If it were to be a fresh one, like your suggesting. As soon as you would open the coffin there would be a 99% chance of you vomiting from the sight and smell. Leaving DNA evidence and assuring you would be caught if you hadn't been in the hours of digging. Anyways best of luck.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: baby raper on November 07, 2014, 01:09:52 am
I honestly hope your kidding. Leaving morals at the door, this idea is shit. First, how the hell do you plan to dig up and replace the dirt in a grave in one night!? With a backhoe it will take you several hours, plus police patrol cemetery's' after hours to make sure kids aren't "exploring" and this shit isn't happening. But hey, maybe your fucking a pro at digging. Now that you've uncovered your grave, obviously time to plunder correct!? Wrong, while some may bury their loved ones with expensive things the odds that some random persons grave has any are pretty thin. Lastly, let's say you've done some research and you manage to get the grave uncovered. If it were to be a fresh one, like your suggesting. As soon as you would open the coffin there would be a 99% chance of you vomiting from the sight and smell. Leaving DNA evidence and assuring you would be caught if you hadn't been in the hours of digging. Anyways best of luck.
I truly leave my morals at the door cuz that hole aint getting filled back up with shit after I get my trinkets im outta there and it just depends on how long it takes to dig the hole and the way I envisioned it I would look just like a employed gravedigger no one would bat an eye I mean srs a small percentage of people would actually do this.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: mashleshmash on November 07, 2014, 09:29:15 am
I dug up a grave from 1849 and fucked a goddamn skeleton

you did no such thing
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: bling bling on November 09, 2014, 05:43:27 pm
theres a rly old grave near me that you could find war medals in

and the church is underground
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 09, 2014, 05:50:28 pm
Robbing people who are still alive would be more fruitful, and a lot less labor-intensive.
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: mashleshmash on November 09, 2014, 07:33:23 pm
Robbing people who are still alive would be more fruitful, and a lot less labor-intensive.

Seriously this.  Why is this even a thread?
Title: Re: becoming a grave robber
Post by: General Fault on November 10, 2014, 08:38:04 pm
... and the way I envisioned it I would look just like a employed gravedigger no one would bat an eye ...

Maybe if you did it in the middle of the day... but at 3AM you hacking away out there with a shovel is going to look pretty sketchy. Anybody with more than a couple brain cells is going to find out what the fuck you're up to.