The Sanctuary

Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Σ on November 03, 2014, 04:30:54 am

Title: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Σ on November 03, 2014, 04:30:54 am
Brothers, the only way this forum will obtain peace is by annihilating the infidel threat that plauges us. That is why you must join And the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary or &ISIS. Convert to Islam before it is too late and join our glorious nation! Once the infidels have been wiped clean from our servers then we may truly be a nation of peace once again.

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Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 03, 2014, 04:43:19 am
I'll do you guys a service and slit my own throat.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: bling bling on November 03, 2014, 12:53:58 pm
(http://cdn1.cityam.net/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41683/ISIS.jpg)
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Dumpster Slut on November 03, 2014, 01:08:17 pm
This thread inspired me to call in sick to work
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: equanimity on November 03, 2014, 02:43:41 pm
Don't try to pass yourselves off as a peaceful nation!  All you are is a extremist minority on a messageboard concerned with drugs, violence and bigotry :suspect:
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 03, 2014, 03:04:25 pm
Excellent idea! Most American men have had the ends of their dicks chopped off, so they're halfway to being Jewish Muslim anyway.

Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: zok jr. on November 03, 2014, 03:29:12 pm
(http://cdn1.cityam.net/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41683/ISIS.jpg)
hey look a map of the least desirable places to live in
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Evan on November 03, 2014, 04:45:52 pm
Forget but covered is Serbia. Time is now. Vive la Islamic State, Vive la Gaddafy. Ivan is now Gaddafy.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Lanny on November 03, 2014, 05:13:27 pm
(http://cdn1.cityam.net/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41683/ISIS.jpg)
hey look a map of the least desirable places to live in
turkey, greece, spain
u wot m8?
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Evan on November 03, 2014, 05:17:10 pm
Otto Empire of Al Anders House, duh.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Infinityshock on November 03, 2014, 05:29:32 pm
Fuck muslims with a baseball bat wrapped in uncooked bacon
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Evan on November 03, 2014, 05:30:29 pm
Fuck abrahammic religions, worse than slavs.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: zok jr. on November 04, 2014, 03:25:57 am
(http://cdn1.cityam.net/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/content-editors/images/u41683/ISIS.jpg)
hey look a map of the least desirable places to live in
turkey, greece, spain
u wot m8?
I don't give a shit about a greasy Mexican turkey
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 04, 2014, 03:39:57 am
I thought I would get a thoughtful, quality thread when I clicked this. I was wrong.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Σ on November 04, 2014, 03:45:52 am
I thought I would get a thoughtful, quality thread when I clicked this. I was wrong.

Goes into HB looking for quality

Top lel
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Rocklin on November 04, 2014, 03:48:49 am
the soviet union will rise again!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: Zanick on November 04, 2014, 04:26:34 am
If we weren't still being watched by the feds from &Z, we definitely are now.
Title: Re: Join the Islamic State of Into Sanctuary
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 04, 2014, 06:59:07 am
If we weren't still being watched by the feds from &Z, we definitely are now.
*sarcasticly* Nuuuuuuuuuh... Ya think?