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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: BallsDeep69 on October 31, 2014, 08:29:19 am
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THIS WHOLE POST IS A LIE. THE FOLLOWING METHODS DO NOT WORK. IGNORE THE FOLLOWING TITLE. THIS WAS POSTED FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AS IT WON'T WORK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DO NOT HATE.
Volume One, Issue Four, Phile #8 of 11
THE TRIED AND TRUE
HOME PRODUCTION METHOD FOR
"METHAMPHETAMINE"
Also known as:"CRYSTAL","METH","CRANK","SPEED" etc..........
Written and tested by: The Leftist.
Have you ever heard of speed? No, not those little pills that are shaped like
hearts, not black beauties, or magnum .357's, but real crystal. This is the
exact drug that Hitler used on his troops in WWII to make them fight for days
on end. This is the drug, that in the 60's, caused a "smack" uproar in New
York's "Needle Park". Now, you can make this very same drug, in your own
dangerous kitchen, safely and easily. Once you do this a few times, you will
get the hang of it. I no longer have to read the directions to produce it.
What to do with it once you have made it.
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Take a ball about the size of a lead pellet, and wrap it in tissue, and
swallow, or you can put it in capsules and use it. You can smoke it, mix it
with vitamin B-12, and snort it like cocaine. You can also sell it, for about
$65-70.00 a gram, and don't forget to cut it. Remember, this is pure stuff!!
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List of chemicals and materials
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Dilute Hydrochloric acid--> This may be purchased at the hardware store. It's
sold as a brick and driveway cleaner. They call it muriatic acid.
Sodium Hydroxide--> This, you probably already have. It's called "lye" at most
places; it's drain cleaner.
Ethyl Ether--> You'll probably have to make this. Don't worry, it's a breeze.
Just go to your local K-mart or Auto parts store, and get a can of that
"STARTING FLUID" it comes in a spray can. It's used for cold weather starting
of gasoline engines.
"VICKS" nasal inhalers-->USE ONLY VICKS!! No other kind will work that I know
of. These are at any drug store or grocery, etc.. You need 12 of em, but
don't buy em' by the dozen, unless its winter time, then you can just say yer
from some nursing home, and you're stockin up for the patients. Otherwise buy
em' 2 at a time, if possible. Get a friend to help you. The druggists at the
drug store usually will know what's goin on if you buy quantity.
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LIST OF EQUIPMENT
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Two large eyedroppers- ten small glass bottles- one large glass or porcelain
bowl- coffee filters- one small jar with a top- one Pyrex baking dish- one
glass test tube.
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PLEASE! DON'T SMOKE IN THE SAME ROOM WHEN YOU DO THIS.
OPEN A WINDOW IN THE ROOM IF POSSIBLE.
FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY. THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN TESTED AND THIS IS THE
BEST WAY TO DO IT. DON'T TAKE SHORTCUTS, AND DON'T EVEN START TO DO THIS
UNLESS YOU HAVE ABOUT 3 HOURS SPARE.
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PREPARING ETHER!
(DO THIS FIRST)
Take one of the small bottles and spray starter fluid in it till it looks
half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake
for 5 minutes. Then, draw off the top layer with the eyedropper, and throw
away the water layer. Repeat this until you have about 3 oz. of ether. Put
the cap on it, and put it in the refrigerator if you can. (If you can't, don't
worry about it) You'll use this in the procedure below.
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THE TRIED AND TRUE HOME PRODUCTION METHOD
(1) Break open the inhalers, a pair of real sharp scissors does this good.
Place the cottons that were inside in a jar and close the lid. (Remember you
use all 12 cottons.)
(2) In the bowl, combine 1- 1/3 oz. water and 2/3 oz. muriatic acid. Shred
cottons in this solution, and knead for 5 minutes with hands. (ALWAYS BE SURE
THERE'S CLEAN RUBBER GLOVES on your hands.) You can do it bare-handed if you've
got tough skin. Squeeze all juice out of filters after you knead, and throw
em away.
(3) Filter the remaining liquid into the quart jar. It will be necessary to do
this several times to get that awful smelling oil out. The chemicals in the
inhalers have been bonded to the HCl, and the oils have been filtered off.
Throw the filters away.
(4) Pour enough of the solution into a small bottle to fill it 1/3 full. Save
any leftover juice for the second batch.
(5) Pour 1/4 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle and agitate. Do this
carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off a gas. Repeat this
step until the mixture remains cloudy.
(6) Fill the bottle from step (5) up the rest of the way with ether. Cap the
bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every
molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible.
(7) Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick.
Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible.
8. Remove the top layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of
the middle layer in it. Save the top layer, and throw the rest away.
(9) Fill a bottle half-way with water, and about 10 drops of acid. Pour the
top layer from step 8 into the bottle, and cap it. Shake the bottle for 2
minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free
base has now been bonded to the HCl/water mixture.
(10) If there is anything left from step (3), repeat the procedure with it.
(11) Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on
the stove, but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater
(like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the
remaining crystals will be Methamphetamine.
Some notes:
Police are now calling this the "New Cocaine".
It is very easy to become delirious off the ether fumes, so be sure you are
well ventilated, I mean it!!!
Small, aspirin, or experiment bottles seem to work the best for smaller
batches. The measurements are not exact, so you don't have to be either.
In step 9, be sure you don't use too much water. Remember, this is the water
you have to use to evaporate.
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Wrong forum retard. How about you try reading the forum descriptions. Too bad the mods here are incompetent.
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Whoops. Somone move this to "I found it on the Web"
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Don't see why this wouldn't belong here as meth is a mind altering drug.
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Don't see why this wouldn't belong here as meth is a mind altering drug.
*Mind changes again*
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Panny got ya beat bro
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Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck. L's are bad, D's are good.
Nuff said
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Never heard of Vicks nasal inhalers, nor them being used in meth production. I wouldn't give this recipe a shot. Seems too haphazard n shit.
Not that I would make meth with any recipe. Would like to but I don't want to burn my house down or wind up botching the shit n smoking some volatile shit.
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this belongs in BLTC, OP got it right.
and S&B returns...this shit made up 2/3 of the site on &t2 for a while
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this belongs in BLTC, OP got it right.
and S&B returns...this shit made up 2/3 of the site on &t2 for a while
See? Incompetent.
This thread is not about the mind altering effects of meth, it's about the chemistry involved in synthesis. Am
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this belongs in BLTC, OP got it right.
and S&B returns...this shit made up 2/3 of the site on &t2 for a while
See? Incompetent.
This thread is not about the mind altering effects of meth, it's about the chemistry involved in synthesis. Am
Well didn't you just confirm you were wrong? The area is "Better Living a Through Chemistry. Nuff said.
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See? Incompetent.
This thread is not about the mind altering effects of meth, it's about the chemistry involved in synthesis. Am
it has to do with drugs, its staying here.
go cry about it.
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this belongs in BLTC, OP got it right.
and S&B returns...this shit made up 2/3 of the site on &t2 for a while
This, on both counts.
it has to do with drugs, its staying here.
go cry about it.
This.
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From what I've seen, once SnB topics start hitting a forum, most, if not all, people there who actually know a thing or two about chemistry start leaving/ being very withheld. They can see the level of education in the forum has gone from knowledgeable discussion to "How can I makez my own meth so I can get uber high n rich" I know this is not a SnB thread, but it is a substantial indicator of the forum's actual chemistry knowledge level. I'm not a rhodium or anything, but I have enough knowledge to know this method is doomed to fail.
A prime example of the knowledge level of SnB'ers is all their references to how SnB is the nazi method. ANY SnB post referencing nazi's should be disregarded. The birch reduction reaction wasn't even discovered until 1944, and was reported by Arthur Birch who was working at the University of Oxford at the time. As anyone who cites nazi's knows, (or in this case probably doesn't), Germany and England weren't getting along real well in 1944 and probably weren't swapping science notes until after the war was over. Just to finish off this nazi SnB non-sense, the original report utilized sodium as the original dissolved alkali metal, not lithium(I've never seen a shake n bake that doesn't use lithium batteries).
REFERENCE: http://pubs.rsc.org/en/Content/ArticleLanding/1944/JR/jr9440000430#!divAbstract
While I know this is chemistry and not history, I think anyone attempting a Birch should have the knowledge level to understand that the original Nazis didn't have shit to birch reductions, let alone SnB's, and if they can't figure that out, then they probably shouldn't be cooking dope.
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OP RXN is 30 years old.
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From what I've seen, once SnB topics start hitting a forum, most, if not all, people there who actually know a thing or two about chemistry start leaving/ being very withheld. They can see the level of education in the forum has gone from knowledgeable discussion to "How can I makez my own meth so I can get uber high n rich" I know this is not a SnB thread, but it is a substantial indicator of the forum's actual chemistry knowledge level. I'm not a rhodium or anything, but I have enough knowledge to know this method is doomed to fail.
A prime example of the knowledge level of SnB'ers is all their references to how SnB is the nazi method. ANY SnB post referencing nazi's should be disregarded. The birch reduction reaction wasn't even discovered until 1944, and was reported by Arthur Birch who was working at the University of Oxford at the time. As anyone who cites nazi's knows, (or in this case probably doesn't), Germany and England weren't getting along real well in 1944 and probably weren't swapping science notes until after the war was over. Just to finish off this nazi SnB non-sense, the original report utilized sodium as the original dissolved alkali metal, not lithium(I've never seen a shake n bake that doesn't use lithium batteries).
REFERENCE: http://pubs.rsc.org/en/Content/ArticleLanding/1944/JR/jr9440000430#!divAbstract
While I know this is chemistry and not history, I think anyone attempting a Birch should have the knowledge level to understand that the original Nazis didn't have shit to birch reductions, let alone SnB's, and if they can't figure that out, then they probably shouldn't be cooking dope.
Dude, I copy and pasted my whole post. Don't know if it actually works and havn't tried it...
OP RXN is 30 years old.
..... Fuck you.
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It's not even worth arguing. "Arguing with a fool proves there are two."
You want to include chemistry (besides biochemistry) in the drug forum? Change the description, then you can continue ruining the forum without so much as a peep from me.
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This will get you Levo-methamphetamine, if anything.
Just eat a vicks inhaler if you want this, because trust me, you don't.
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It's not even worth arguing. "Arguing with a fool proves there are two."
I've heard it said, "when you argue with a fool, who's the fool?"
You want to include chemistry (besides biochemistry) in the drug forum? Change the description, then you can continue ruining the forum without so much as a peep from me.
To be fair, the word chemistry is in the forum name, and this topic fits fine within its description. Where would you place it - lab tips?
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I think the word "synthesis" should be in the laboratory tips description, and this should be moved there.
BLTC has always been more about drug culture and consumption
I definitely see why it was posted here, though
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I think the word "synthesis" should be in the laboratory tips description, and this should be moved there.
BLTC has always been more about drug culture and consumption
I definitely see why it was posted here, though
True true.
This is not a synthesis.
It is an OTC extraction of l-Meth that can not be "converted" to the desired "d" isomer. The "l" isomer has ~1/10 the "desired psychoactive" affinity so pleasant side effects outpace recreation.
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Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck. L's are bad, D's are good.
Nuff said
L meth can be racemized into racemic meth, or D and L meth mix fairly easily. so if you do have access to vicks nose inhalers and you extract from them, you can get some crank with out even cooking
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Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck. L's are bad, D's are good.
Nuff said
L meth can be racemized into racemic meth
Well butter my butt and call me a bisket.
My knowledge of chiral chemistry isn't strong by any means but I was always under the impression that turning one isomer into a racemixed mix or another isomer completely was pretty damn tough. Good ininfo I'll have to relay to my pet spider.
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Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck. L's are bad, D's are good.
Nuff said
L meth can be racemized into racemic meth, or D and L meth mix fairly easily. so if you do have access to vicks nose inhalers and you extract from them, you can get some crank with out even cooking
Please enlighten us young king ..
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I have a guide that is of similar quality to the OPs
How to make magic mushrooms:
Step 1: Shit into bucket for 6 weeks or until bucket is full
Step 2: Buy mushrooms at grocery store
Step 3: Dunk mushrooms in orange juice, then mouth wash, then put them in the microwave for 4 seconds. You must dunk them in the orange juice FIRST. The mushrooms are now mutated and will produce mescalinamine if given the proper environment.
Step 4: Put the mushrooms in the shit bucket. Put the shit bucket in a cool dark place and spray it with moutain dew.
Step 5: Wait 3 months.
Step 6: Rub icyhot cream all over your face and genitals and pour the shit bucket all over your head and roll around in it.
Step 7: Trip balls.
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Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer and the vicks inhalers only contain 200mg so 1 gram of meth is going to cost atleast $20 just in inhalers.
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I have a guide that is of similar quality to the OPs
How to make magic mushrooms:
Step 1: Shit into bucket for 6 weeks or until bucket is full
Step 2: Buy mushrooms at grocery store
Step 3: Dunk mushrooms in orange juice, then mouth wash, then put them in the microwave for 4 seconds. You must dunk them in the orange juice FIRST. The mushrooms are now mutated and will produce mescalinamine if given the proper environment.
Step 4: Put the mushrooms in the shit bucket. Put the shit bucket in a cool dark place and spray it with moutain dew.
Step 5: Wait 3 months.
Step 6: Rub icyhot cream all over your face and genitals and pour the shit bucket all over your head and roll around in it.
Step 7: Trip balls.
Yeah? Well... Fuck you.
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Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer
you can`t
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^sure you can its just not easy, cheap, or practical for the home chemist.
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Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer and the vicks inhalers only contain 200mg so 1 gram of meth is going to cost atleast $20 just in inhalers.
that's still cheaper for what you buy it on the street
i wasn't saying this was any good. but it will work