The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 30, 2014, 09:33:04 am
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never did get to take that other thread. so i dunno, is this gonna bean autobiographical way of putting it? i guess so.
gabby and i finished brewing the spice into a pot of ginkio bilbilio tea and i wanted to propose to her these but ima needa wait a few years before my prefrontal cortext grows back. but she a friend, she ain't no end, but she's my godsend. we each poureded 40 milligrams of liquid into our mug and swallowed hard...like so hard we had to hold back our gag reflex. i looked at her, she looked at me, we looked at the cave around us, we're in a cave, the spice tea is starting to come on, i'm still in a cave. i think of the history i have with caves, i was born in a mud cave and killed 3 people while still a baby and all of that is coming back to me as an ultimately worthwhile and fulfilling desicion because women can have silly kinks sometimes. so yeah, we passed out in a cave, had some Sex, drew some pictures. We evem have wi-fi. im never going back to canada again. i love anarachy, i love you gabby!
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if anyone doesn't understand the context of the OP i'msorry, i realize i tend to over-estimate the intelligence of most forum browsers. so my ex girlfriend, right? not my ex, ex. i mean the one i walked on train tracks once with i took a bunch of photos to her to prove to my dad she's a real person, and we hung out twice before she had to go back to her PTSD training school or something. we tried to watch a movie but why it alway's gotta be me on the initative? i'll shit all over it. i'll shit all over you. coprophillia, pedophillia, right now we;re in a cave and thats what's important.
my obsession with caves dates back to myearly childhood, after ileft cave #1, i migrated to a second cave, let's called that cave #2. the reason the caves would be called 1 and 2 (there were millions, if not billions of caves, but all of them would be called one or two) would be the pheonetic sound of defecation cleansing one's soul. and the sounds wouldbe tssss or shshshsSHHHHHHHHH or sometimes i make weird noises in her face when she's tied down like GHFFGFDGDHDHDHDDH. she loves that sound. bitch gotta g-spot, gotta hit a g-note. wanna make some cave paintings and order a pizza? lay me down a 20 note, whateva floats your bloat
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pics of gabby
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it genuinely physically hurts being this cool sometimes
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no, that's the brain damage
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PICS
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do you think if webcams had been invented we'd be painting stick figures on stone in blood to pass the time? if that's what you'rethinking, i like how you think boy.
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brb gonna hunt some yaks/rape/pillage/etc
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from across the great oxen herds wandering, i can hear an alchemist experimenting with sound chemicals of his own creautshun
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brqZ6jZiOFE
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Didn't read, your IQ is average.
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Didn't read, your IQ is average.
lmfao
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I tried to find a barrack obama secks tape and couldn't
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I tried to find a barrack obama secks tape and couldn't
Its in the gay barnyard animal secksion
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from across the great oxen herds wandering, i can hear an alchemist experimenting with sound chemicals of his own creautshun
Thats your boyfriend fucking you in one ear and a horse fucking you in the other
Youre too stoned to realize it
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0/10
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A+ thread
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Does that count as rape...or masturbation
Either way...u fucked yourself
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Does that count as rape...or masturbation
Either way...u fucked yourself
That depends. Does getting yourself off make you gay?