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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: BallsDeep69 on October 29, 2014, 06:14:05 am

Title: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 29, 2014, 06:14:05 am
Yeah my GF kinda bit down when She was giving me a blowjob. Should I worry. About infection?
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Rocklin on October 29, 2014, 06:17:27 am
rubbing alcohol to ward off the infection man.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: mizled on October 29, 2014, 08:42:00 am
Yeah my GF kinda bit down when She was giving me a blowjob. Should I worry. About infection?
That can be more dangerous than a snake bite.
Get someone you trust to suck all the poison out - several times.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 10:47:07 am
How bad? Squirting blood?

Post pics
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Prometheus on October 29, 2014, 11:24:51 am
Wash. Antibiotic ointment, like neosporin. You do NOT want gangrene of the dick. Band-aid would suck, I'd wrap a folded tissue around it, and fasten it with tape. Repeat after you piss.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Satyr on October 29, 2014, 11:45:53 am
Sorry dude, there's nothing you can do. Better start to pee sitting down, 'cause it's going to be an amputation.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 29, 2014, 02:13:34 pm
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 02:20:53 pm
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

Edit: I call dibs on your virginity
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 29, 2014, 02:23:01 pm
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

by 'ragged hole' I meant the piss hole, not the fuck hole
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 02:24:30 pm
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

by 'ragged hole' I meant the piss hole, not the fuck hole

It would be a fuckhole if I get a hold of it
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 30, 2014, 05:18:16 am
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

Edit: I call dibs on your virginity
Too late...If you recall correctly, I was getting blowjob. That whole session was started with sex SOOOOOO. Virginity=taken.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 30, 2014, 05:19:05 am
How bad? Squirting blood?

Post pics
I will not.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: mashleshmash on October 30, 2014, 05:25:09 am
But you should.
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 30, 2014, 05:26:50 am
Yeah my GF kinda bit down when She was giving me a blowjob. Should I worry. About infection?
That can be more dangerous than a snake bite.
Get someone you trust to suck all the poison out - several times.


well we all saw how well that went the first time
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 30, 2014, 05:35:28 am
Yeah my GF kinda bit down when She was giving me a blowjob. Should I worry. About infection?
That can be more dangerous than a snake bite.
Get someone you trust to suck all the poison out - several times.


well we all saw how well that went the first time
Yes we did...
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 30, 2014, 06:00:07 am
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

Edit: I call dibs on your virginity
Too late...If you recall correctly, I was getting blowjob. That whole session was started with sex SOOOOOO. Virginity=taken.

Not if your cock falls off and is replaced by a cooter
Title: Re: Cut my dick, what should I do?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 30, 2014, 06:36:01 am
yeah wait until the staph infection sets in....soon your urine will just sort of fall out of the ragged hole where your dick used to be.

That would be a vagina. 

And the perfect start to a new life as a woman

Edit: I call dibs on your virginity
Too late...If you recall correctly, I was getting blowjob. That whole session was started with sex SOOOOOO. Virginity=taken.

Not if your cock falls off and is replaced by a cooter
Well, your entire statement has been riding on the hope that I havn't got laid since then and I have.