The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: bearmace on October 28, 2014, 11:55:39 am
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hi fags, imma explain how to steal a scoot toot. first either find yourself a pair of decent bolt cutters or happen to come across a unlocked moped. if the steering column is locked(will be turned left) then you need to snap the handle bars past the lock in the ignition. to do this be a man and turn the handle bars hard right, trust me every moped will eventually give and you will pass the steering lock. once you found ur target take the moped and wheel it out of sight if possible. where the front wheel is reach up under into the scooter where your headlight wiring and other shit is located. theres gonna be a white plug like connector connecting the wiring to the ignition. if you have the time pull the red and black wires out of the plug(the ones going away from the ignition) and wrap the two bare wires together. that will give you all your electronics(blinkers, auto start, horn, etc). if you are short on time after the ignition is unugged use the kick starter on the back left hand side to start that bitch. make sure your kill switch is on or it wont start dip shit. ill post a thread on how to remove pins from the ignition tumbler if i feel like it and if i can post some pics(im not gonna go comment on 20 posts just to post a puc). enjoy your new moped. protip; to unlock the mini trunk under the seat stick a flathead in the lock and turn really hard, it will give.
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ya but what to do after i have done some fully sick burnouts on parson X park
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The only thing more demeaning than riding a scooter is stealing a scooter
Sex with livestock holds a higher social value
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Sex with livestock holds a higher social value
i like sheep
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Sex with livestock holds a higher social value
i like sheep
you should stick with the sheep and stay away from the mopeds
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Once me and a few friends stumbled upon a moped. We stuffed it in the trunk of a camry, snapped the igniton lock like you said and had a blast.
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Go fuck a moped, faggot. Leave the sheep alone.
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Mopeds are like fat girls. They're a lot of fun to ride until a friend catches you on one.
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Nah, fuck that. Fat girls ftl.