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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: ngalo1983 on October 27, 2014, 09:22:01 pm

Title: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: ngalo1983 on October 27, 2014, 09:22:01 pm
I don't trust that slut. She is the type to sit on Pinocchio's face and tell him to tell her more lies lol I'm gonna keep my eyes on that whore bag.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Max Headroom on October 27, 2014, 09:29:44 pm
You about to make a soap impression of her and donate her to the national trust?
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: ngalo1983 on October 27, 2014, 09:33:16 pm
No! I'm just gonna act like a psycho stalker. Whenever she goes some where I'm gonna look into your eyes in a scary way and say where are you going? Then I'll call her every 5 minutes saying, "Areyou there yet?".
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: bling bling on October 27, 2014, 09:46:18 pm
succubi
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: constantinople on October 27, 2014, 10:31:50 pm
You about to make a soap impression of her and donate her to the national trust?

wiv his multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 10:33:34 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: kolokol-1 on October 27, 2014, 10:50:10 pm
This is why you can never get attached to another human being

Its not worth it anymore
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 27, 2014, 11:01:03 pm
x gf literally said she could tell the size of a guys dick from the sound of them pissing, right after I pissed and she already knew my dicksize like she was thinking about other guys dix so I literally called her a whore
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: bling bling on October 27, 2014, 11:06:03 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 11:36:08 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Max Headroom on October 27, 2014, 11:45:04 pm
colon crucifiction verified
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 12:23:41 am
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo

fuk u anglo prik
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 12:24:02 am
colon crucifiction verified

total colonasation
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:26:59 am
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo

fuk u anglo prik

id enjoy that

grab your ankles and smile purty
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: MoaningLisa on October 28, 2014, 12:31:53 am
hoes gunna hoe.

fuck that bitch until she does something stupid, kick her ass to the street and get another.

or wait until she cheats, blackmail her for blowjobs whenever. lol
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 12:01:42 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Do you call anyone who pisses you off "nigger"? Because that term is thrown around a lot without the insulter knowing the race/gender of the insulted.

Dear OP, have you tried hypnosis to keep her loyal? I tried it once and well.... Let's say it worked better than expected...
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:31:44 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Do you call anyone who pisses you off "nigger"? Because that term is thrown around a lot without the insulter knowing the race/gender of the insulted.

Dear OP, have you tried hypnosis to keep her loyal? I tried it once and well.... Let's say it worked better than expected...

Niggers get called nigger for acting like niggers. Judge not on the color of their skin...but on the content of their character
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: helladamnleet on October 28, 2014, 04:16:10 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Do you call anyone who pisses you off "nigger"? Because that term is thrown around a lot without the insulter knowing the race/gender of the insulted.

Dear OP, have you tried hypnosis to keep her loyal? I tried it once and well.... Let's say it worked better than expected...


That's because "Nigger " doesn't mean "Black person" it means "Someone who is ignorant".
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Arnox on October 28, 2014, 04:54:33 pm
I would laugh so hard if OP is the one who cheats instead.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 28, 2014, 05:05:57 pm
I would laugh so hard if OP is the one who cheats instead.

Mormons confirmed for humorless retards
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: ngalo1983 on October 28, 2014, 06:07:01 pm
I would laugh so hard if OP is the one who cheats instead.

Mormons confirmed for humorless retards

Lol
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Zanick on October 28, 2014, 07:49:03 pm
The obvious solution to her whoreishness is to find a side dish yourself
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Arnox on October 28, 2014, 08:25:00 pm
Mormons confirmed for humorless retards

Even if this was a joke, it would still be ironic. :P
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Zero on October 28, 2014, 09:24:22 pm
Every girl should be cheated on with recorded evidence in the event they end up doing it. At least then you can rub it in their dirty whore faces.

You could call it a sort of insurance policy per se.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: ngalo1983 on October 28, 2014, 10:05:28 pm
That's why I believe every man should secretly post a hidden cam when you have sex just incase she cheats and you can post it online for her mom and dad & the world to see.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 10:37:20 pm
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Do you call anyone who pisses you off "nigger"? Because that term is thrown around a lot without the insulter knowing the race/gender of the insulted.

Dear OP, have you tried hypnosis to keep her loyal? I tried it once and well.... Let's say it worked better than expected...


That's because "Nigger " doesn't mean "Black person" it means "Someone who is ignorant".

'idiot'  or 'retard' defines someone who is ignorant

'nigger' is an entirely different set of circumstances.  plague...disaster...infestation...without social skills or ability...unable to function in any environment that doesnt consist of bars (ie...jail or zoo)
Title: Re: fuck da police
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 10:55:41 pm

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Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 29, 2014, 01:12:48 am
I like the way you goatse

inb4 B&
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 29, 2014, 06:11:42 am
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo
Do you call anyone who pisses you off "nigger"? Because that term is thrown around a lot without the insulter knowing the race/gender of the insulted.

Dear OP, have you tried hypnosis to keep her loyal? I tried it once and well.... Let's say it worked better than expected...


That's because "Nigger " doesn't mean "Black person" it means "Someone who is ignorant".
Whoops.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: mizled on October 29, 2014, 08:48:54 am
I don't trust that slut. She is the type to sit on Pinocchio's face and tell him to tell her more lies lol I'm gonna keep my eyes on that whore bag.
You should preemptively fuck all her friends. It's the only way to win.
Title: Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 10:45:29 am
I don't trust that slut. She is the type to sit on Pinocchio's face and tell him to tell her more lies lol I'm gonna keep my eyes on that whore bag.
You should preemptively fuck all her friends. It's the only way to win.

Even better: get all of his friends....and some complete strangers...to fuck her

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