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Title: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Rocklin on October 27, 2014, 05:25:07 am
Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category,  I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.

Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 27, 2014, 05:30:38 am
Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category,  I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.
What about... Robots?
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: DiStOrTiOn on October 27, 2014, 12:00:37 pm
butt pee
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 12:07:37 pm
Pics required...
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 01:10:33 pm
cavewoman porn

(http://i62.tinypic.com/14jajwk.jpg)


Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: stentor on October 27, 2014, 01:13:38 pm
Ebola porn
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: kolokol-1 on October 27, 2014, 02:47:58 pm
Has lezdom caught on yet?
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 02:58:07 pm
cavewoman porn

After a bit of 'research', I see that they already have this. 

 :cosby:
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: equanimity on October 27, 2014, 03:06:30 pm
Bored porn.  Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on.  Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 03:18:11 pm
Is there a category of women having sex with motor vehicles?
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 03:35:06 pm
Lottery porn where you get a video or something and you have to watch it all the way through before switching to another and there's like a 50/50 chance no one actually has sex. So like some videos will be like the hot chick who can't pay the pizza man or whatever gets arrested and goes to jail and we see the impact that has on her life. Is she scared straight? Does she turn to a life of crime? Who knows!
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 03:35:22 pm
Bored porn.  Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on.  Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.

Would watch.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:39:59 pm
anti-porn, where a couple in a motel room do their best to avoid each other, while dressed in several layers of thick winter clothing

necro-necrophilia, where two dead bodies do their best to copulate (i.e. they just sort of lie there in a heap)

gaia-porn, where some guy vigorously fucks a hole in the ground
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:48:41 pm
Space porn, where two planets move close together, a mountain on one planet fits into a valley on another planet, the friction releasing red-hot magma
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: helladamnleet on October 27, 2014, 05:51:31 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 07:22:02 pm
those anti smoking commercials.  that has to be some sort of porn.

my favorite is the old bitch with the throat cancer who had a tracheotomy.  i fantasize about deep throating her in a way no one has been deep throated in all the history of deep throating.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: bling bling on October 27, 2014, 07:33:00 pm
(http://amnesianaut.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/wu-tang.jpg)

(http://www.thelmagazine.com/images/blogimages/2011/01/03/1294085600-wutangantismoking.jpg)
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: helladamnleet on October 27, 2014, 09:34:42 pm
Rule 34 states that if it exists there is porn of it, there for it would be impossible to create a new category.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 27, 2014, 10:22:47 pm
Rocklin was hoping this would promote a discussion of the incomprehensible and weird new porn genre of incest that seems to be popping up inexplicably whenever I watch porn.

He was doing this in hopes of getting internet justification for fucking his cousin

Her name is Tammy Bartlett
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 10:42:28 pm
(http://amnesianaut.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/wu-tang.jpg)

(http://www.thelmagazine.com/images/blogimages/2011/01/03/1294085600-wutangantismoking.jpg)

She must give an interesting hand job

I want to fuck someone with a stoma so they can give me a blowjob and a hand job at the same time
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: carltino on October 28, 2014, 11:59:45 pm
Is there a category of women having sex with motor vehicles?
search slutload.Com for stickshift fuck
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 29, 2014, 06:22:55 am
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: equanimity on October 29, 2014, 06:52:37 am
What, you guys haven't seen Arnox porn? :O
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: splooge gook on October 29, 2014, 06:53:21 am
i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Satyr on October 29, 2014, 07:07:35 am
Porn where people actually make luv. Sweet, sweet luv.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 11:25:56 am
i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.

Prison
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Satyr on October 29, 2014, 11:42:43 am
i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.

You've obviously never been on the deep web.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Bad Company on October 29, 2014, 12:48:25 pm
Ear sex
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: helladamnleet on October 29, 2014, 02:55:04 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

Just because you haven't seen it doesn't been it isn't out there, bruh.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: fanglekai on October 29, 2014, 04:17:37 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: helladamnleet on October 29, 2014, 04:19:21 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)

And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: equanimity on October 29, 2014, 04:22:50 pm
i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.

You've obviously never been on the deep web.

What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Rocklin on October 29, 2014, 04:31:36 pm


What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?

Rape (Real rape BTW),  CP,  Snuff etc.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Satyr on October 29, 2014, 05:58:28 pm
All kinds of shit you really don't want to see or be seen seeing.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Lanny on October 29, 2014, 07:16:27 pm
i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.

You've obviously never been on the deep web.

What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?

Scholarly articles mostly
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 30, 2014, 12:04:41 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)

And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Lanny on October 30, 2014, 07:02:47 pm
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)

And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?

 :jerkoff:
wait, on zoklet it actually had a dick. What a letdown.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 30, 2014, 07:17:56 pm
that dragon porn is so wrong.  so they got like a red rocket thing going on.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Lanny on October 30, 2014, 07:21:53 pm
that dragon porn is so wrong.  so they got like a red rocket thing going on.

I know right? Everyone knows dragons have barbed penies
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Satyr on October 30, 2014, 08:10:35 pm
www.bad-dragon.com
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 31, 2014, 06:45:05 am
Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)

And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?

 :jerkoff:
wait, on zoklet it actually had a dick. What a letdown.
Ok then.... Errr... Door porn!
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Michael Myers on October 31, 2014, 09:16:28 pm
Newborn porn. Credits go to A Serbian Film.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: Raisin_ on October 31, 2014, 09:42:46 pm
Any of you guys heard of "Cock Hero"?

www.cockhero.info

Its basically a compliation of porn videos about 30 - 90 minutes long with dance music in the background and you have to fap in the rhythm of the music (Some videos contain "Fap-meters", which basically even visualizes the beat, hence telling you when and in which rhythm to fap) . In some videos, there are even levels starting from stripping videos and becoming increasingly intense.
Title: Re: Time to invent a new porn category
Post by: stentor on November 03, 2014, 02:52:41 pm
Anyone remember those videos of that lady that would sit on food and fart on it? I remember meatloaf fart and cake fart.