The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Rocklin on October 27, 2014, 05:25:07 am
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Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category, I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.
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Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category, I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.
What about... Robots?
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butt pee
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Pics required...
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cavewoman porn
(http://i62.tinypic.com/14jajwk.jpg)
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Ebola porn
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Has lezdom caught on yet?
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cavewoman porn
After a bit of 'research', I see that they already have this.
:cosby:
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Bored porn. Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on. Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.
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Is there a category of women having sex with motor vehicles?
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Lottery porn where you get a video or something and you have to watch it all the way through before switching to another and there's like a 50/50 chance no one actually has sex. So like some videos will be like the hot chick who can't pay the pizza man or whatever gets arrested and goes to jail and we see the impact that has on her life. Is she scared straight? Does she turn to a life of crime? Who knows!
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Bored porn. Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on. Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.
Would watch.
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anti-porn, where a couple in a motel room do their best to avoid each other, while dressed in several layers of thick winter clothing
necro-necrophilia, where two dead bodies do their best to copulate (i.e. they just sort of lie there in a heap)
gaia-porn, where some guy vigorously fucks a hole in the ground
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Space porn, where two planets move close together, a mountain on one planet fits into a valley on another planet, the friction releasing red-hot magma
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Rule 34 prevents this.
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those anti smoking commercials. that has to be some sort of porn.
my favorite is the old bitch with the throat cancer who had a tracheotomy. i fantasize about deep throating her in a way no one has been deep throated in all the history of deep throating.
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(http://amnesianaut.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/wu-tang.jpg)
(http://www.thelmagazine.com/images/blogimages/2011/01/03/1294085600-wutangantismoking.jpg)
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Rule 34 states that if it exists there is porn of it, there for it would be impossible to create a new category.
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Rocklin was hoping this would promote a discussion of the incomprehensible and weird new porn genre of incest that seems to be popping up inexplicably whenever I watch porn.
He was doing this in hopes of getting internet justification for fucking his cousin
Her name is Tammy Bartlett
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(http://amnesianaut.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/wu-tang.jpg)
(http://www.thelmagazine.com/images/blogimages/2011/01/03/1294085600-wutangantismoking.jpg)
She must give an interesting hand job
I want to fuck someone with a stoma so they can give me a blowjob and a hand job at the same time
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Is there a category of women having sex with motor vehicles?
search slutload.Com for stickshift fuck
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
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What, you guys haven't seen Arnox porn? :O
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i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
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Porn where people actually make luv. Sweet, sweet luv.
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i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
Prison
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i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
You've obviously never been on the deep web.
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Ear sex
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't been it isn't out there, bruh.
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
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i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
You've obviously never been on the deep web.
What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?
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What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?
Rape (Real rape BTW), CP, Snuff etc.
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All kinds of shit you really don't want to see or be seen seeing.
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i've never seen ANY porn where the pain seemed painful enough.
You've obviously never been on the deep web.
What kind of stuff do they have on the deep web?
Scholarly articles mostly
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?
:jerkoff:
wait, on zoklet it actually had a dick. What a letdown.
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that dragon porn is so wrong. so they got like a red rocket thing going on.
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that dragon porn is so wrong. so they got like a red rocket thing going on.
I know right? Everyone knows dragons have barbed penies
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www.bad-dragon.com
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Rule 34 prevents this.
Rule 34 is invalid. If it wasn't, how come I haven't seen Arnox porn? No offence to Arnox.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0492332632.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9974381/here%20thar%20be%20dragons/0516150393.png)
And there you have it, Rule 34 of Arnox.
..... Ok then.... What about.... Emoticon porn?
:jerkoff:
wait, on zoklet it actually had a dick. What a letdown.
Ok then.... Errr... Door porn!
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Newborn porn. Credits go to A Serbian Film.
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Any of you guys heard of "Cock Hero"?
www.cockhero.info
Its basically a compliation of porn videos about 30 - 90 minutes long with dance music in the background and you have to fap in the rhythm of the music (Some videos contain "Fap-meters", which basically even visualizes the beat, hence telling you when and in which rhythm to fap) . In some videos, there are even levels starting from stripping videos and becoming increasingly intense.
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Anyone remember those videos of that lady that would sit on food and fart on it? I remember meatloaf fart and cake fart.