The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: manna on October 26, 2014, 07:40:26 pm
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SWIM has a job where he works classy functions of rich people he did not even know existed in his city. Usually when he works there is a ballroom type setting full of 500 or so relatively wealthy people coming together for some charity event, wearing very expensive things, getting drunk and stupid and acting like children while they dance to music that should have never made it out of the 70's.
As it stands, his plan is to work his trust up until he's working the bar and can take their credit cards as they start a tab and copy their info, or hopefully catch some drunk, lonely socialite who wants to slum it and fuck a waiter. A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
SWIM isn't much of a petty thief and it's likely that should a rich womans purse go missing the suspicions would fall to the wait staff, then to the security cameras etc. Not a good idea and has minimal rewards.
What are some other ways to take advantage of this profession?
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you must somehow involve crystal meth into this.
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Being really good at CSR/handling people, get fat tips. Drunk "socialites" tend to throw money around at the staff pretty frequently.
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Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
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Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
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Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?
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Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?
No its not its my first but when everyone on here is talking about prostitution and sucking dicks I'm gunna think you're all gay
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?
Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.
Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?
Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.
Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.
wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?
You seem fucking dumb
All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?
Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.
Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.
wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?
You seem fucking dumb
All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet
You come here for help, then start calling us morons and insulting our site... pls go
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Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?
That.
Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.
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That.
Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.
Only some rich people. I worked for a few rich folks who were cool as hell
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I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system. I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.
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That.
Rich people have a deep seated entitlement issue and by stoking their egos they subconsciously want to continue to be around people that do so. They are heavily deluded in thinking that everyone worships at the altar of the almighty dollar therefore give away money to people they want around them to motivate them. Yes...they will pay people to be their friends.
Only some rich people. I worked for a few rich folks who were cool as hell
No stereotype is 100% accurate
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No stereotype is 100% accurate
but you are 100% gay
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I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system. I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.
I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing, especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free. She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick
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I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing, especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free. She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick
she would have paid well for the d
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I heard of some rich chick whos husband is always out of town and likes to wear very revealing clothing, especially thin tops with no bra. She gave someone $50 to help rearrange furniture on her pool deck which took about 20 minutes but the someone would have done it for free. She gave him her phone number but he didn't call because shes married and her husband isnt a dick
she would have paid well for the d
The person she gave her number to doesn't charge for seks
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The stereotype of rich people being bitches is false. I know a formal lawyer, who is now a congressman who will fuck you up faster than you can blink, he's a bigger meth head than any of us combined, I won't state his name for obvious reasons but thinking you can fuck with all rich people is just stupid.
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Fuck one (male or female)
Then Blackmail
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A tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?
Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.
Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.
wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?
You seem fucking dumb
All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet
So you kidnap this rich person, with your offshore bank account with millions in it, get this rich guy to pull his phone out and transfer money into your offshore account thats in your name, you run off and he calls the bank and says cancel that transfer.
YOU seem fucking dumb for thinking you can pull off a heist like this. Your not fucking james bond.
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I think OP is going to use his NERF Gun to get the guy in his Radio Flyer Car.
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Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's. Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.
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kill them all
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Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's. Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.
That policy obviously hasnt worked out
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I was working at a party once and after talking to one lady for a few minutes she said she didn't know how to setup her new home theater system. I said I could do it so we drove in her Merc to her house and I set it up......she gave me $300 for an hours work.
You should have kept pumping her full of drinks and fucked her.
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Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's. Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.
That policy obviously hasnt worked out
Yes it has.
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Also, the United States government does not negotiate or capitulate to ransom's. Even Al Queda and shit won't kidnap Americans because they know we won't pay.
That policy obviously hasnt worked out
Yes it has.
no it hasnt