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Title: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: baby raper on October 22, 2014, 06:31:57 am
Im fucked. Its over...I had a good run....
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: ed rush on October 22, 2014, 06:47:25 am
Me too man. god damn  4loko
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Rook on October 22, 2014, 07:44:20 am
I never drank the shit, but all my buddies back in the day hyped it up. I guess it was a caffeinated alcoholic drink in a can? I actually think it may have been outlawed around here, after people were having heart problems from drinking it too much. Idk, I got broke from alcohol from a bad experience about a year before it came out, so.. I never tango'd with the Loko.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 07:45:22 am
quintessential schplew
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 07:47:57 am
this thread made me smile
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: LOVE on October 22, 2014, 08:32:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/wPz27zy.jpg)
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Prometheus on October 22, 2014, 08:42:32 am
I had a can once, it was fucking vile. I'm sticking to crem de cocoa in my coffee for my cafahol fix.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Rook on October 22, 2014, 08:50:33 am
If it's not a white russian, I'm probably not drinking it.. Wine is cool though, but I still prefer my russians. So smooth, so sweet..
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Xlite on October 22, 2014, 10:08:34 am
Energy drinks is retarded.
If you want a boost, do meth or drink some fucking coffee like normal people.

I'm pretty sure i was about to have a heart attack once after i downed a few cans of monster.  Sure the taste is fine, but drinking something that has a higher chance of killing you than most other drinks is just absurd.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: RestStop on October 22, 2014, 12:18:27 pm
Never had it but saw it in stores ages ago, I'm guessing it's comparable to Sparks or Tilt? Both were horrible tasting but did the job.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Rationahl on October 22, 2014, 01:48:53 pm
Sparks and even the mikes harder sodas are way better. All Lokos taste like shit, but I guess the strawberry one is the best of the worst. Has anyone else seen that video of the guy beer bonging like 3 of em at once
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 22, 2014, 03:21:31 pm
i had a four loko yesterday, sure they taste terrible but they get you fuuucked up
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Soso0 on October 22, 2014, 04:49:29 pm
Four loko is straight poison and only good cause they're so cheap. As I drank them back in college I would add more vodka into them cause I wasn't feeling shit and would do the same with about two of them. These nights would always end bad and the worst part was having to wake up with such a shitty hangover.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: ngalo1983 on October 22, 2014, 04:54:13 pm
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 22, 2014, 08:35:54 pm
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.

the first time I ever had a four loko was more than four years ago and by that time they didn't have caffeine in them anymore.. alcohol gets me amped just on it's own. but after 2 four lokos I fall asleep. one time I drank four four lokos and I became loco
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Cooking with Zyklon B on October 23, 2014, 10:26:12 pm
4 locos lemon was the fucking worst. Drinking a couple got me amped up but stop taking them because its too sweet. I'm glad they don't sell it here anymore.

the first time I ever had a four loko was more than four years ago and by that time they didn't have caffeine in them anymore.. alcohol gets me amped just on it's own. but after 2 four lokos I fall asleep. one time I drank four four lokos and I became loco

Me and my highschool chums would buy 'em (when they had the energy drink ingredients) down the street from our school at the little ma/pop corner store universally known as the Gook Mart. It was pretty convenient, you could buy your weed, cigarettes and booze all in the same spot. 2 was usually the average limit for us. Sure as 150-170 lb males we could handle typically 4 tops. anything beyond that even we realized as HS kids that it was going to get you too FUBAR, and make you wish you weren't alive the next day, if you didn't get Alcohol Poisoning first that is. The energy drink ingredients were banned from those drinks after several ditzy college bitches drank 5+ each, and screamed they've been date rape drugged. I saw the pictures of the girls, and they definitely weren't obese, most of then looked to be 100-120 lbs tops.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: fanglekai on October 23, 2014, 11:04:56 pm
I drank a few of them back when they first got popular. Tasted absolutely disgusting. I was into drinking 211 back then too. I remember Steel Reserve tasting orders of magnitude better than four loko. They were I think 12% alcohol and had a fair amount of caffeine. 2 cans was my limit because of the vile taste and not wanting to get massively hungover from chemical trash.

They still sell them without the caffeine and they're probably still disgusting. Malt liquor > four loko.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 24, 2014, 12:30:29 am
Schlitz high gravity > 211

but im still fond of 211
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Cooking with Zyklon B on October 24, 2014, 05:26:52 am
Since Washington has had over 250 micro breweries, I've been a bit of a PNW beer snob. Instead of buying 211's or Mikes/4locos I've preferred to spend the extra buck or two to drink quality ingredients that wouldn't afflict me with a debilitating hangover. I generally buy craft and microbrews from WA, OR, or CA. For a couple years now I've been happy paying $9.84 for a six pack of Lagunitas Maximus.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Prometheus on October 24, 2014, 06:36:36 am
Since Washington has had over 250 micro breweries, I've been a bit of a PNW beer snob. Instead of buying 211's or Mikes/4locos I've preferred to spend the extra buck or two to drink quality ingredients that wouldn't afflict me with a debilitating hangover. I generally buy craft and microbrews from WA, OR, or CA. For a couple years now I've been happy paying $9.84 for a six pack of Lagunitas Maximus.
I wholeheartedly agree. For such a shitty city, Detroit does two things well. Beer, and music. I have 3 brewpubs within walking (stumbling) distance of me, and the Royal Oak Brewery is the reason I went out and bought a growler.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Max Headroom on October 24, 2014, 11:30:57 am
They should try to market a drink with DXM and propylhexedrine to replace 4loko and call it fuckin, 4mitralvalvestenosis.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: constantinople on October 24, 2014, 12:37:35 pm
They should try to market a drink with DXM and propylhexedrine to replace 4loko and call it fuckin, 4mitralvalvestenosis.


What is it with you and piss, son?
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: starvingniglet on October 24, 2014, 01:06:18 pm
What is it with you and piss, son?

roshambo is twice the man you are, so you show some fucking respect, 'son'......
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: splooge gook on October 24, 2014, 01:45:47 pm
i am the epitome of man
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Wolven Throne on October 24, 2014, 11:07:57 pm
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 24, 2014, 11:12:12 pm
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

did you even read the thread? of course we realize that.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: xbcnfujv on October 24, 2014, 11:26:52 pm
nigga ain't even knowin'

i shout-gunned 3 of them fucks in a row & jacked off in front of my parents.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 24, 2014, 11:29:25 pm
damn I've been drunk before, but never that drunk..
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Wolven Throne on October 25, 2014, 12:00:20 am
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

did you even read the thread? of course we realize that.

Yes, did you? At least one person has already mentioned how they think they're dangerous because of the other shit mixed in
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: splooge gook on October 25, 2014, 12:02:03 am
4LOKO RUINED MY RIFE
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 25, 2014, 12:05:08 am
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

did you even read the thread? of course we realize that.

Yes... I mentioned that I didn't have a 4loko until after the caffeine was taken out..

Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Prometheus on October 25, 2014, 01:48:41 am
Do you guys not realize that they took the energy drink ingredients out of these a long time ago? There was some fuss over all these kids dying from drinking too much. Apparently once the caffeine wears off, you suddenly realize you have alcohol poisoning and die to death

This makes me sad. Just spit in Darwin's eye why don't you.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: fanglekai on October 25, 2014, 05:42:57 am
I drank 4 loko when they had caffeine. They were shit and made me feel like shit. People were buying them up like crazy once they heard about the ban.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: constantinople on October 25, 2014, 05:51:24 am
What is it with you and piss, son?

roshambo is twice the man you are, so you show some fucking respect, 'son'......

0 fucks given.
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on October 25, 2014, 05:56:08 am
lol
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: baby raper on November 04, 2014, 10:57:34 pm
lol
u thi k its funny cuz I sleep behind mcdonald s and smell like shit cuz of alcohol
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: Max Headroom on November 04, 2014, 11:04:35 pm
4LOKO BEAT MY WIFE
Title: Re: 4 loko ruined my life
Post by: kroz on November 05, 2014, 12:55:02 am
lol
u thi k its funny cuz I sleep behind mcdonald s and smell like shit cuz of alcohol

no i dont i beat my wife beacuse  i once drank 4 4lokos, and went loco, it was really loco baby'/thread