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Other => NIMF => Topic started by: Max Headroom on October 19, 2014, 12:57:11 am

Title: I CANT PISS
Post by: Max Headroom on October 19, 2014, 12:57:11 am

2 BOTTLES OF ROBOTUSSIN YOU KNOW THE DRILL BUT WITH PIRACETAM AND I PUKED HALFWAY THROUGH I CANT PISS MY BLADDER IS SO DISTENDED SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A SELF CATHETER SO I DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE PADDED ROOM CRISIS UNIT FOR 1000 HOURS JUST BECAUSE
I can't piss.

Title: Re: I CANT PISS
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 19, 2014, 12:59:28 am

Cut your dick off. It'll all go right out.

Title: Re: I CANT PISS
Post by: equanimity on October 19, 2014, 01:00:21 am

Relax.  And focus on peeing.  But mostly just relax.  This should have been posted in HB, so it's getting locked and moved to NIMF.