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Entertainment => I Found It On The Web => Topic started by: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:13:50 pm

Title: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:13:50 pm
(http://s28.postimg.org/lgw43zkrh/Xa5_Vjjt.jpg)

Only Lonnie Childs can save you self-raping sinners.

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:18:13 pm
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:18:55 pm
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 01:42:38 pm
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 01:48:10 pm
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
:suspect:

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Ninja on October 18, 2014, 02:10:00 pm
but, what if he gets an itch on his sack?
SIN!

But, Jesus forgave us our sins, so this is actually going against his will.  Jesus wanted me to masturbate!
:suspect:

I guess we will have to wait until he's unbanned and can speak for himself. Until then, no self-rape for you, young man.

Jesus can't get no respect anywhere he goes.  Fucking Savior hating Jews!

I got a woman, so I don't need to self-rape.  I participate in intercourse out of wedlock!
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Σ on October 18, 2014, 03:09:24 pm
I love the articles on their front page:

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/lonnie-childs/fappy-the-anti-masturbation-dolphin-to-star-in-the-big-lebowski-2-which-begins-filming-in-january-2015/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/ebloaids-outbreak-begins/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/science/inanimate-object-rape-intesifies-as-ebolaids-becomes-airborne/
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/celebrity/profile-of-a-famous-masturbator-amanda-bynes/
Title: Re: Stop Masturbation Now
Post by: Soso0 on October 18, 2014, 03:40:40 pm
Damn this shit is just sad hahaha