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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:02:10 am

Title: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:02:10 am
well i bought like an ounce of syncans i ate maybe 5mg of xanax and 70mg of vyvanse i have two things i can do

A. wake up tomorrow morning, take 1mg of xanax with my 40mg of vyvanse and some caffiene

B. take all of the things now and smoke f. weedicus throughout the night ight so i was right

and we aint gonna be gettin nowhere like this shit some sorta sissy fight
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 04:04:28 am
I'm pretty sure I know where this is going
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:04:52 am
i don't
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:06:26 am
i'm really kinda tempted to do B but what am i going to do all morning on speed? and then when i wake up/it becomes afternoon i'll feel like a box of dicks

decisions, decisions

Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 04:07:12 am
(http://i.imgur.com/EHAMlTQ.jpg)
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:07:42 am
can you guys convince me why it would be better to stay up all night on speed?

ah fuck i just realized it's one in the morning and i still feel awake, maybe i should
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:09:02 am
i thought it was going to end in me attacking my father over petty bullshit on the comedown and getting hospital'd
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 04:13:41 am
well, probably.

coming from someone who regularly goes to sleep when the sun comes up, doing nothing but playing videogames and coding all night, it's probably better not to waste all your speed on doing nothing in particular.
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:15:43 am
why do you do that??

i used to do that in 6th grade. during summer vacation i got like lvl 88 fishing in runescape which took a billion clicks of endless monotony like a month and a half in when i finally left the house the sun burnt my eyes until they were blurry
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:19:59 am
one time swim really did try to rape someone. he was at the library the day after taking dxm and he saw these qt asian chick so he bought 6 four lokos from a homeless man, chugged them all, woke up, realized everything except the part about chugging the four lokos happened, then when she walked outside i think she smiled at me and i swung the bag of four lokos at her but missed so i was like "fuck!" and walked away. actually i couldn't walk away, i was swim, but i was on concrete, my organs probably got all smushed on the sidewalk. fuck the system.
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: aldra on October 17, 2014, 04:22:35 am
1. I don't know
2. that sounds more like random assault than cheeky rapings.


wait I just reread that, did you try to brain a girl with a bag of empty cans?
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 04:24:14 am
she smiled at me though bro
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: Gollumkip on October 17, 2014, 05:52:58 am
Because you're cute that's why sploo.
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 06:05:52 am
it's like 2:35am redosed half an hour ago, i feel a sharp pain on one side of my head and generally kind of sick so i kinda wishi didnt do this

unbanfrom TC plz
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: bling bling on October 17, 2014, 02:51:15 pm
smoke d. dankicus
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 09:14:30 pm
well i'm still up from last  night, dxm now or later?
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: mashleshmash on October 17, 2014, 09:24:59 pm
go ham bro


also you autistically swung a back pack of cans at some chick and missed?
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: Obvious Alt on October 17, 2014, 09:27:29 pm
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wait I just reread that, did you try to brain a girl with a bag of empty cans?
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she smiled at me though bro

Listen to your heart. <3
Title: Re: what should i do
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 17, 2014, 09:31:28 pm
one time swim really did try to rape someone. he was at the library the day after taking dxm and he saw these qt asian chick so he bought 6 four lokos from a homeless man, chugged them all, woke up, realized everything except the part about chugging the four lokos happened, then when she walked outside i think she smiled at me and i swung the bag of four lokos at her but missed so i was like "fuck!" and walked away. actually i couldn't walk away, i was swim, but i was on concrete, my organs probably got all smushed on the sidewalk. fuck the system.

one time my buddy got arrested for breaching his house arrest when we were chillin n drankin outside a liberry and le coppas rolled up on DIRTBIKES like outta nowhere it was fucking random, they said they were just coming from looking for a body in the woods or something, anyway, my buddy got arrested, I threw my bear mace and weed under a rock and spent the rest of the night chillin with this guy I don't like and this girl who had a beat up face from getting beat up and stuff and I later fucked her

The liberryan at the liberry is in a hip hop group that has videos and shit this post is borderline PI

fuckin shit the answer is to stay up until you fall asleep at a normal time so you don't mess up your screbjewole