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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:40:08 am

Title: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:40:08 am
This is easy. Go to the candy aisle at your grocey store, bring a reusable bag. Place bubblegum CAREFULLY Into bag. Walk out swiftly holding bag like a purse. If possible, use exits away from cashier. Go to local playground, sling bubblegum at 1 dollar for 2 packs. You'll be stacking cash in no time.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:43:20 am
You're really gonna hang out at play grounds?  Because all the teachers/mothers/fathers will let you sell the children bubble gum.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: baby raper on October 17, 2014, 04:53:56 am
I dont think people like you are allowed close enough to a playground to sell such wares.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Gollumkip on October 20, 2014, 05:27:26 am
I dont think people like you are allowed close enough to a playground to sell such wares.
*looks at username*
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Toxication on October 21, 2014, 01:24:10 am
I first thought this was a joke,then saw where it was going.Anyway, if a teacher or parent sees a grown man?teen giving stuff to their kids for money, they'll go NUTS.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: joe camel on October 21, 2014, 01:35:50 am
Why stop at bubble gum?  Why not snickers and twix and sour punch straws and gummy worms too? You could build a monopoly until one day you can move up to having your own ice cream truck, until some asshole kid disables the music.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Infinityshock on October 21, 2014, 02:26:57 am
youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: joe camel on October 21, 2014, 02:38:21 am
youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth

On a playground?  Those kids dont have the money for that. All they have is lunch money.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Infinityshock on October 21, 2014, 02:45:02 am
youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth

On a playground?  Those kids dont have the money for that. All they have is lunch money.

exactly. get them hooked early and youll have a customer for years
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Zanick on October 21, 2014, 03:12:11 am
Haven't you heard? Drug dealers give out free samples on elementary school playgrounds for years until their clientele are old enough to afford a full-blown addiction. The really smart ones play the long game like this.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: SBTlauien on October 21, 2014, 04:04:39 am
What I do, is I buy the bubble gum and keep the receipt.  I am careful opening the package, making sure not to damage it at all.  I do the same thing with each piece of gum that I chew, keeping the wrappers in perfect condition. After chewing each piece of the gum and the flavor is gone, I carefully mold it back into a square shape, let it dry, wrap it back up with the wrapper, and place it back into the package.  When the package is full, I carefully close it up, glue it shut, and let it dry.  Then I return it to the store for a FULL refund of $1.49!

This best part about this is that nobody gets ripped off.  I get to chew the delicious gum, and I am simply returning it to the store for my money back.  It's a moral scheme.
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: Bad Company on October 21, 2014, 04:09:02 am
you can move up to having your own ice cream truck, until some asshole kid disables the music.

It is so good to hear it!
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 21, 2014, 04:11:39 am
This is easy. Go to the candy aisle at your grocey store, bring a reusable bag. Place bubblegum CAREFULLY Into bag. Walk out swiftly holding bag like a purse. If possible, use exits away from cashier. Go to local playground, sling bubblegum at 1 dollar for 2 packs. You'll be stacking cash in no time.
Honestly Gollumkip, if you look anything like your profile pic, no-one is going to go NEAR you, much less buy bubblegum from you..
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 21, 2014, 04:12:40 am
What I do, is I buy the bubble gum and keep the receipt.  I am careful opening the package, making sure not to damage it at all.  I do the same thing with each piece of gum that I chew, keeping the wrappers in perfect condition. After chewing each piece of the gum and the flavor is gone, I carefully mold it back into a square shape, let it dry, wrap it back up with the wrapper, and place it back into the package.  When the package is full, I carefully close it up, glue it shut, and let it dry.  Then I return it to the store for a FULL refund of $1.49!

This best part about this is that nobody gets ripped off.  I get to chew the delicious gum, and I am simply returning it to the store for my money back.  It's a moral scheme.
*Tries idea*
Holy shit, it works!
Title: Re: shoplifting bubblegum for profit
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 21, 2014, 04:38:15 am
obviously you're gonna have to find your main pawn so as to do your bidding. This only takes one survey of, perhaps, a recess period. Use sound judgement to locate the 'bully' or 'punk' of the school children. Offer him free gum in exchange for selling your gum. Just like in The Wire.