The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Prometheus on October 13, 2014, 02:49:49 pm
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My ladyfriend seems to be completely incapable of getting off by hand (or tounge, for that matter), so I'm looking at buying something battery operated for her. Any advice on what to get would be appreciated. Because reasons, something quieter is preferred, but not absolutely necessary.
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Hitach Magic Wand.
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Also get the G-Spotter attachement and you should be set.
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In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K
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errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her :roll:
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errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her :roll:
(or tounge, for that matter)
I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.
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errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her :roll:
(or tounge, for that matter)
I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.
Or.. like.. use your dick??
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I'm looking at buying something battery operated for her. Any advice on what to get would be appreciated.
Spring for a gas powered one.
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errr... couldn't you just do the job yourself for her :roll:
(or tounge, for that matter)
I guess he tried and failed. No shame in accepting the superiority of the machines when it comes to clitoral orgasms.
Or.. like.. use your dick??
I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.
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I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.
Jeeezus.. that is sad. Poor woman.
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It's not just me, no other guy has pulled it off, and she's only accomplished it herself less than a dozen times.
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I doubt he will be able to give her a clitoral orgasm with his dick considering he failed to do so by hand and tongue.
Jeeezus.. that is sad. Poor woman.
his dick doesn't have that clitoral stimulant under-attachment or the vibrating tip with pulsating sensory nodes
edit: over-attachment
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Maybe he gives her great vaginal orgasms. Y'know, girls have like two dicks. A small one on top and one that goes inside. Both can have orgasms. :tup:
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The Rabbit Vibrator FTW!!!!
https://rabbitvibrators.net/product-listings.php?cat=All-Rabbits&gclid=CMqk0OScq8ECFQqGaQodPrIA2g
Although I highly recommend you both go into a brick and mortar store with a large selection, and let her pick it out instead of surprising her. Considering they come in all sorts of sizes, shapes, speeds etc....only she knows what will do the job and give her most comfort/stimulation. This ain't no $10 job you can find at Spencer's....expect to drop $50+ easily.
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There are a couple of places that spring to mind that should have somewhat of a selection. I'm in a major city, so shouldn't have much trouble finding a specialist store. Finding one that's not too sketchy though...
I've never minded paying good money for a quality product. I may be poor, but the reason I have savings is that I'm not always replacing cheap shit that breaks when looked at funny. $50+ isn't bad considering how many Os she's given me (not nearly enough to keep up with my hyper-libido, but more than I should reasonably expect from her).
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I'm the same way.
I've tried a few different things, but my favorite so far is a bullet vibrator with adjustable speeds. I wore out my first one I liked it so much. They're inexpensive and target the key area. She can use it while you fuck her too. I've never tried that, but I imagine it would be fantastic.
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My advice, find a good vibrator (hitachi or a damn good rabbit) and both of y'all get high and burn through some batteries. Once y'all find a way to get her off, get some bondage tape or rope to tie her up.
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honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.
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As fun as that sounds... well I don't want to get off topic, but there's a reason I bitch about my sex life so much.
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wut was bad about yer ex
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Nothing about my ex. I just have no privacy in my life, and neither does my ladyfriend. Last time I had someone for an overnighter was... shit, a long, long, long long long long time ago.
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wutttttttttttttttt
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honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.
;)
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honesty dude i duno. some guy tried two toyson me once and iw as likeee RETARDEDDDDD and nothing happend. toys seem to be derp.
yeah but did he try a Tonka truck or one of those long red legos?
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Check Craigslist you can usually find a gimpy nigger for fairly cheap.
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In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K
I can't be the only person that snickered when I read that..
I agree with Prometheus though, buy a quality product over the generic pos that will need replaced more quickly. My woman is getting ready to attend a party here in two weeks for one of her associates birthday, and its one of these things where they bring in a hostess to sell them sex products.. I was all game for it. If your looking for dual purpose, buy her a vibrating butt-plug that doesn't look too conspicuous.. that way she can use it as a vibrator, or you can pop it in her ass and fuck her randy.. lol..
Also, if you can no longer get her off with your tongue... you might nee dot change up your moves or strategy. I've never had any real problem getting the desired effect when using my tongue.. remember to build, not just go in tongue thrashing.. unless shes drunk and already soaked.. build into it.. use your breathe.. use the tip of the tongue.. even dip that tongue just slightly lower (you know what I mean).. fingers are to be utilized.. I've got pretty long arms, so I can essentially semi-choke my lady (not top hard, the way she likes it) and use my tongue at the same time.. generally that's more than she can handle anyways.. Also slow rythmic pace with building intensity, cant go wrong.. and when it doubt about being able to build the pace, stop and rub your fingers up and down the slit really fast till she squirts.. you know, just the usual stuff.
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In fact, get all the attachements. You definitely want that thing that goes up her asshole, trust me.
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00K0NGJKW/ref=twister_B00INLDN2K
I can't be the only person that snickered when I read that.
Nah dude me, too.
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/choofed.gif)
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A PVC tube, an endcap and some bees/flies. All you could ever need.
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This is how it is done...
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090320072701/memoryalpha/en/images/5/52/Spock_performing_Vulcan_salute.jpg)
Let me know if you have any questions or need me to come over and demonstrate on your lady friend.
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She must be broken. Get a new one.
I second the craigs list suggestion - works every time.
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As a girl, I find that instead of a huge vibrator that its best to use a the lil rabbit ones and to make sure that you pay attention to the clitoris. Of course I only use my lil friend on rare occasions. Most of the time my fiance is there to do the job. When I do masturbate I make to to let him know because telling him about it later in the day after he has come home from work really helps to get the festivities started if you know what I mean...:)
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Check Craigslist you can usually find a gimpy nigger for fairly cheap.
this yo
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Check Craigslist you can usually find a gimpy nigger for fairly cheap.
this yo
Note to WAN - Do not buy sex toys off Craigslist
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OP - Get her a horse.
You can make money off it by racing it, it can please her then you eat it at the end.
Win, Win and Win
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Get some lube that produces a tingling sensation and fuck I saw a really neat vibrator at the sex shop today but I don't remember what it was called.
something like this should be plenty
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/sp-best-buy-bunny-vibrator-13941.aspx
but fuck my current gf claimed to have never had an orgasm (I fixed that) and I can get her off in any way I feel like, maybe you're not trying hard enough
You dont even need to get one with a clit stimulator really you can just use your thumb while you're using a normal vibrator/dildo
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She must be broken. Get a new one.
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