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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 05:06:56 am

Title: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 05:06:56 am
This thing is cheap. It's designed to be semi disposable. I haven't had mine show any signs of wear at all. That said, save your money and buy something better. This thing sucks. You really have to work it. It is easy to clean and it does feel good. It's just too much work tobe stretching this thing over your dick. I'd prefer a traditional sleeve any day. That is all.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 07:28:14 am
After 7 uses the egg has begun to show signs if wear and tear. I will keep you all posted.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: theKit on October 15, 2014, 07:36:03 pm
This is not amazon. Fuck off.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 08:32:00 pm
Still in great condition. I can only assume the other reviews yiu see here where the egg lasts for only a few sessions are by people much more well endowed than I am. My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard but it makes this egg absolutely phenomenal.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 20, 2014, 05:25:59 am
Still going strong I need to be rougher
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: mashleshmash on October 20, 2014, 05:26:57 am
im gonna send this thread to your mother


also post pics
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 06:28:01 am
Still in great condition , minimal wear
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: mashleshmash on October 25, 2014, 06:33:10 am
you're sick.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 06:51:48 am
+1 use
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: xbcnfujv on October 25, 2014, 11:04:37 am
wut fuks a tenga sex egg
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 09:59:58 pm
It's an egg, that you fuck.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 08:23:48 am
1 time i tried to create a homemade version of this automated device

i got egg all over my biolagical tube and also shell in my pube
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: mashleshmash on October 28, 2014, 08:29:36 am
It looks really fucking awkward and I hope your mother walks in on you while you're using it.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 02:38:58 pm
1 time i tried to create a homemade version of this automated device

i got egg all over my biolagical tube and also shell in my pube
Wow. Just Wow.

Also PICS OR GTFO
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: aldra on October 28, 2014, 03:15:08 pm
My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard

is it  a cube cock?
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: bling bling on October 31, 2014, 07:59:02 pm
It looks really fucking awkward and I hope your mother walks in on you while you're using it.

dude she did thats the worst thing
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: bling bling on October 31, 2014, 07:59:28 pm
i couldnt cover it because the shell would dig deeper into the flesh
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 10, 2014, 09:20:02 pm
My dick measures only 2 x 2 inches hard

is it  a cube cock?

 I believe that would be a cock squared to the 2nd power

Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: aldra on November 11, 2014, 12:01:31 am
sorry, I assumed the height and width would be roughly equal.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 11, 2014, 12:04:48 am
Mathematically speaking I believe he may have a Rubik cube penile extension
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Obbe on November 11, 2014, 12:11:21 am
Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 11, 2014, 12:20:52 am
Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.

The pussy one isn't too bad either
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on November 14, 2014, 04:50:21 am
Sasha greys deep throat pocket pal is good.
This was my last one.

Edit: I had this one for well over a year. Due to neglect and constant use it became worn and discolored and the time to get a new one was here. Great product. could have used longer if I wanted really but the thing started to fucking disgust me.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 14, 2014, 04:53:30 am
without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on November 17, 2014, 08:06:35 pm
Update- After over a month of use I have finally broken a hole in this thing. Suction is down, it leaks everywhere, overall it's fufilling it's purpose but not as well as it was. For the price, I'd say definitely go buy something else that will last longer and has the friction feel to it rather than just stretching feels. I've bought a toy 3X the price and i am going to be writing a review on it once it arrives.
without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?

If you keep it in the black little easter egg looking thing, no. Even if you dont' nobody is gonna know what the fuck it is. You could say it's a kid's toy or something that your friend's kid left when they came over or some shit I don't fucking know you piece of shit goat.
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 17, 2014, 08:10:42 pm
Update- After over a month of use I have finally broken a hole in this thing. Suction is down, it leaks everywhere, overall it's fufilling it's purpose but not as well as it was. For the price, I'd say definitely go buy something else that will last longer and has the friction feel to it rather than just stretching feels. I've bought a toy 3X the price and i am going to be writing a review on it once it arrives.
without having ever seen such a device, can you tell me if my mom would notice it for what it is if I say, left it on the coffee table or kitchen counter when she comes over to visit?

If you keep it in the black little easter egg looking thing, no. Even if you dont' nobody is gonna know what the fuck it is. You could say it's a kid's toy or something that your friend's kid left when they came over or some shit I don't fucking know you piece of shit goat.


ok and what about if I wanted her to recognize it for what it really is? Could the smell help to give it away, like if I use it near a bowel movement and don't wash it afterward?
Title: Re: My review on the tenga sex egg
Post by: Gollumkip on November 17, 2014, 08:17:31 pm
I would say just leave your lubricant and semen in there. If she asks what it is you could always tell her although if you're trying to be sly about it and see if she's interested (because let's be honest who wouldn't fuck your mom) then you could "try to hide it" in front of her and act all embarassed once she picks it up or asks about it or whatever. Good luck!