The Sanctuary
Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: kroz on October 11, 2014, 05:58:40 pm
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anyone know? i was thinking about strapping 200 ml bottles to my leg. It's at fun fun fun fest in austin, they definately searched backpags a couple years ago when i was there.
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What about putting some liquor in some of those giant hand sanitizer bottles, I've had girls carry them into multiple concerts
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thats not a bad idea i heard of using sun tan lotoion bottles after rinsing them out.. .but sanitizer doesn't look like vodka with the gel like bubbles. good idea though.. im not sure.. i know im sure i could get away with it but i want a fool proof plan, without apd wanting to double check
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5charmander
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Large, empty water bottle + vodka or everclear
Aquafina bottles go up to 1.25 liter
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thats not a bad idea i heard of using sun tan lotoion bottles after rinsing them out..
You stole that from It's Always Sunny you motherfucker.
Hip flask taped to leg seems reasonable.
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any bottle like that really, not necessarily hand sanitizer. the problem with water bottles and shit if theyre checking hardcore for booze theyll most likely crack any bottles you take in to make sure they're not spiked
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a camelbak would be cool too but i dont know how easily you could get one in with a jacket or something
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drink a few gallons of vodka a few minutes before you go through the checkpoint. once you get past them have your friends ready with some empty pails and simply regurgitate it all out. boom
less practically, you could gain entrance into the festival and have someone else meet you along the perimeter and sneak you the booze like over the fence or however the hell you want. fly it in with a drone if need be.
fill a balloon (one of the long clown shape-making ones) with your booze of choice and suppress it until all is clear
don't brink in booze and instead bring in LSD
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thats not a bad idea i heard of using sun tan lotoion bottles after rinsing them out..
You stole that from It's Always Sunny you motherfucker.
malcolm in the middle, actually, in the episode 'water park'.
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we used to romp goon sacks (put sacks of wine down our pants) back in the day.
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we used to romp goon sacks
Did you do this before you went to the 'doof'?
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another quick suggestion is to fill a 55-gallon drum with booze, and label the outside of it 'NOT ALCOHOL.'
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Here's one young folk use in the european festival scene:
Soak tampons in vodka (or up to 96%vol alcohol for the true believers) and apply to ass hole before entering (or try to get away with smuggling them in)
Apparently it's a pretty efficient way of getting very drunk
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I feel my brain cells dying already...
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Here's one young folk use in the european festival scene:
Soak tampons in vodka (or up to 96%vol alcohol for the true believers) and apply to ass hole before entering (or try to get away with smuggling them in)
Apparently it's a pretty efficient way of getting very drunk
Ah shit, I wanted to give him that tip.
Kroz, just cram some vodka tampons in your asshole. If you can fit in enough you may be able to sell them, too. Profit.
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http://www.freundcontainer.com/water-bottle-tamper-evident-caps/p/v4691C01/
Works everytime.
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Put vodka in a Ziploc bag
Conceal within your rectum
???????????????????????
Profit!
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we used to romp goon sacks
Did you do this before you went to the 'doof'?
Doofs are DIY events. No police or anything to worry about.
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http://www.freundcontainer.com/water-bottle-tamper-evident-caps/p/v4691C01/
Works everytime.
You're not allowed to even bring unopened water bottles into music festivals in Australia :(
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Poofta detected in this sector.
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fuck you komo you bloody poof.