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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: IntoxicatedTeen on October 10, 2014, 11:33:03 pm

Title: making money onnline
Post by: IntoxicatedTeen on October 10, 2014, 11:33:03 pm
assume some god forsaken criminal wants money from the net... how would he go about getting it...
the first thing that comes to my mind is fraud, but im sure there are counntless others..
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: bling bling on October 10, 2014, 11:56:13 pm
begging in lumbridge
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: MoaningLisa on October 11, 2014, 12:10:31 am
I haven't read Kickstarter's terms of service, but I'm sure you could make a BS proposal, than push the shit out of it on reddit
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: SBTlauien on October 11, 2014, 02:49:18 am
Identity Theft + Wire Fraud
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Daran on October 11, 2014, 02:54:13 am
SEO bro
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Man Titties on October 11, 2014, 11:48:28 pm
begging in lumbridge

Lumbridge sucks try the Grand Exchange
I used to use an auto Typer that said "fr33 st00f pl0x" in cool colorful text.
I think one time I got a donation of like 140 GP.
Best day of my life
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 11, 2014, 11:59:10 pm
those wholesale beats by dre tho

pedo-baiting

dating sites (find sugar momma/rich lonely widow)

dropshipping

sell piss balloons

etsy

run an illegal online raffle

gambling/betting sites

cam sites

create a viral pic/gif/video

live-stream suicide
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: otangabang on October 12, 2014, 05:41:46 pm
C
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Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: crazzyass on October 12, 2014, 05:46:58 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Mr. Blonde on October 21, 2014, 08:53:20 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: crazzyass on October 26, 2014, 06:14:29 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: manna on October 26, 2014, 07:47:29 pm
CC fraud with gift cards or physical items dropshipped, darknet markets, order methylone from chinks and sell it as molly, arbitrage, pump n dump altcoins,
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 26, 2014, 07:57:50 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Thats kinda funny
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 26, 2014, 07:58:41 pm
OP - sometimes you need to invest first

So start with an english class.
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 08:13:30 am
begging in lumbridge

Lumbridge sucks try the Grand Exchange
I used to use an auto Typer that said "fr33 st00f pl0x" in cool colorful text.
I think one time I got a donation of like 140 GP.
Best day of my life

dude wtf i sold weeds in some seedy corner of lum castle for 300gp to a noob and lmao

dude wtf ppl give you like 1 mil now
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 08:13:55 am
begging in lumbridge

Lumbridge sucks try the Grand Exchange
I used to use an auto Typer that said "fr33 st00f pl0x" in cool colorful text.
I think one time I got a donation of like 140 GP.
Best day of my life

dude wtf i sold weeds in some seedy corner of lum castle for 300gp to a noob and lmao

but now dude wtf ppl give you like 1 mil now
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 10:52:39 am
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: crazzyass on October 28, 2014, 04:56:21 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 28, 2014, 11:39:48 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.

I wanna kinda try it lol
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: crazzyass on October 29, 2014, 05:05:12 am
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.

I wanna kinda try it lol

Do it and report back!
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 29, 2014, 05:17:00 am
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.

I wanna kinda try it lol

Do it and report back!

iPads Wholesale is a good title but what would go in the description box underneath?
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: crazzyass on October 29, 2014, 05:21:15 am
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.

I wanna kinda try it lol

Do it and report back!

iPads Wholesale is a good title but what would go in the description box underneath?

Just describe the iPods to begin with; like a paragraph or so of that.

Then explain how it's a wholesale list. Be very explicit. Then again, this was the strategy with eBay because the auditors would generally defer to the legalese of your ad description. And you could count on people making impulse purchases. CL is a little different.
Title: Re: making money onnline
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 01, 2014, 09:42:55 pm
I have no fucking clue if this would work anymore, but back in the day I sold iPod wholesale lists on eBay and would sorta deceptively list them so that it appeared that I was selling iPods. I'd price em at like $70 or something where people would flock to it and buy.

When they did, I sent them a CD with a list of iPod wholesalers and some instructions on how to buy them. Some people didn't even complain, and the few that did, eBay tended to rule in my favor. I made a fuck-ton of money off of that.

Heard about that scam the other day actually, apparently it doesn't work anymore, but I may try it on other auction sites other than ebay.  How did you word it?

I started off with a description of the iPods themselves, which of course sounds legit to customers.

I then explain which type of iPod was with which distributer, which is the first hint that not all is kosher, and is the line that helps with disputes. I then dropped about three or four paragraphs of legalese repeating about nine different ways about how this is a list and not an iPod. I think I literally used the line "IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY AN IPOD, DO NOT PICK THIS ITEM. THIS IS NOT AN IPOD. THIS IS AN IPOD DISTRIBUTION LIST. THAT IS ALL. PLEASE DO NOT BUY IF YOU ARE A CONSUMER. THIS IS FOR RETAIL PURCHASERS ONLY."

But of course no one fucking reads that. They see the iPod picture, they see the slightly discounted price, and they order it. And they promptly receive a CD with a list of wholesalers.
That post just blew my mind. *goes on Craigslist* WHOO HOO I just made a thousand bucks!

Yeah, I bet CL would still work decently for this. It's just really important that there is a picture and the title is sufficiently fuzzy. "iPods Wholesale" or something like that. It sounds vaguely like discount iPods, but it also starts to cover your ass on the idea that it is indeed a wholesale list.

Just make sure you don't meet these people on CL, lol. You'll get your ass beat.

I wanna kinda try it lol

Do it and report back!

iPads Wholesale is a good title but what would go in the description box underneath?

Just describe the iPods to begin with; like a paragraph or so of that.

Then explain how it's a wholesale list. Be very explicit. Then again, this was the strategy with eBay because the auditors would generally defer to the legalese of your ad description. And you could count on people making impulse purchases. CL is a little different.

I never sold anything over 3 days, but I got a shit load of questions about 'The Product'