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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 11:46:03 am

Title: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 11:46:03 am
I was reading some HST, and I realized, yes indeed, that's exactly what I am. He was talking about the hippy movement circa 1976 or so but it doesn't matter, I never really had a way to describe how I felt sexually. I'm pretty much mostly straight, I fucking love women and pussy, etc. Men for the most part turn me the fuck off. Every now and then though, I'll make out with a guy or do something similar just to piss of the straights. It's not like I get off on it. It's just that I want to fuck with people's head. how can I describe myself in this hyper-polarized society? Yes, yes, look backwards. I found this gem, and I'm grabbing onto it. I'm sarcastically bisexual. My sexuality is as loose as my morality, which is...well, its not tight. Honestly, 999/1000 times I'd rather be sweaty and twisted up with some pussy-wielding slut....but to be honest, most of the time, I don't care about my sexuality. I'm zoning on your sexuality, and I'm probing for inconsistencies. I'll go and have a fucking coked out orgy with some sluts in the bathroom of a house party and walk out, make out with the first willing guy I see, and laugh heartily.  Oh lord, you're so scared for your fucking man-hood. Fuck off. You don't have your own sexuality or your own thoughts or feelings. You don't know what the fuck you are. Is it uncomfortable to have tongue down your throat while our whiskers cross? Probably. Good. Fucking Good.

Honestly I could give a fuck less about your petty ideas about sexuality. I'm working on creating novel genatalia. no one even knows what that means. good. I'll be the first one to enjoy it.

Deal with it, bitches.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:11:19 pm
Would you please sarcastically suck my dick and put a finger up my asshole?

I mean, fuck the establishment? YOLO.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:14:06 pm
Would you please sarcastically suck my dick and put a finger up my asshole?

I mean, fuck the establishment? YOLO.

Sure buddy. I'd love to see how comfortable you are with it.

Have you ever had anything up your asshole? To be honest I don't like it all. That's why I know I'm not a faggot. But eh, what the fuck matters? Let's just snort some coke and make out behind the bleachers like teenagers. It's fun, I swear.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:19:47 pm
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That's why I know I'm not a faggot.
I hope that's sarcasm.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:20:58 pm
Wanna makeout?
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:22:58 pm
Sorry but I don't kiss guys. I can makeout with your asshole if you'd enjoy that, though.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:24:50 pm
Sorry but I don't kiss guys. I can makeout with your asshole if you'd enjoy that, though.

Unfortunately I'm really stuck on kissing. Give me that tongue.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:27:43 pm
I want to taste another guy's cock on your tongue so we need a third sarcastically bisexual hetero faggot.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:29:14 pm
Baby I don't want just another guy or a girl....

Anyway, you know what cock tastes like? Interesting.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:32:26 pm
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:33:32 pm
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 12:35:55 pm
http://youtu.be/iPCiR_17GGU
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:37:44 pm
Good choonz.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:38:04 pm
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
It doesn't matter which way you enter me.

I myself will be your dinner. Consume me, Rizzo. Become one with me.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 12:38:54 pm
Good choonz.

ar-ar-ar-ar-art fags-art fags
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:40:04 pm
I actually do know a lot of interesting things. That's true.

Enter me.

Buy me dinner first? Fuck, I may be a slut but I'm no whore.

[maybe that was the wrong way around]
It doesn't matter which way you enter me.

I myself will be your dinner. Consume me, Rizzo. Become one with me.

Stop. You're getting me hard. This isn't right. We should at least exchange numbers - wait no, let's just fuck.

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ar-ar-ar-ar-art fags-art fags

Change the world. Talk to Ginsberg.

to be honest, IRL I piss a lot of faggots off because I'll flirt with them shamelessly and make them buy me drinks (much like I do with fat chicks) and then forget about them. Oops. :-*
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Arnox on October 10, 2014, 12:45:06 pm
Way I see it, I think you just enjoy doing something that's seen as kind of taboo. The thrill of it.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:45:54 pm
Way I see it, I think you just enjoy doing something that's seen as kind of taboo. The thrill of it.

Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 12:48:56 pm
I was just getting started, gettinhg hot and ready....

Then Arnox showed up.



I'm a girl by the way. ;)
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: UserToast on October 10, 2014, 12:51:50 pm
Where is Fanglekai lol missing this, Few messy exchanges short of an orgy going on here  :o
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:53:40 pm
I was just getting started, gettinhg hot and ready....

Then Arnox showed up.



I'm a girl by the way. ;)

Hey, like a bisexual gives a fuck? To be honest, I'm worse than bisexual, or even a pansexual. Like I said, I'm working on novel genitalia, which no one really knows what the means, but I'm going to do it. The future is near. Having two sexes is as silly as the cold war mentality of having two super powers. the male/female dichotomy is dead. get ready for super[supra] sex.

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Where is Fanglekai lol missing this, Few messy exchanges short of an orgy going on here  :o

Pass the hash! What hole is that? Who gives a fuck!
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Arnox on October 10, 2014, 12:54:35 pm
Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?

You wanna make out with this hot lusty dragon bby?

Then Arnox showed up.

And then everything got ten times sexier.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 12:56:55 pm
Mmm, pretty much. So, wanna makeout?

You wanna make out with this hot lusty dragon bby?

Then Arnox showed up.

And then everything got ten times sexier.

Baby, I'm not one to fuck with dragons. I know what they really are (I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive), and it is kind of a scary...but sexy proposition. Hey man, don't knock it 'till you try it, right? Rawr.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 01:02:28 pm
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I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive
:laugh:
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 01:09:16 pm
Ah, you're right. What a silly joke? I'm not really alive.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 01:09:54 pm
I'm a girl by the way. ;)

 :cosby:
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 01:13:04 pm
I'm a girl by the way. ;)

 :cosby:
Fuck me, Mike. Show who's the daddy and I'll promise to be a good girl.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 01:15:12 pm
I'm a girl by the way. ;)

 :cosby:
Fuck me, Mike. Show who's the daddy and I'll promise to be a good girl.

IDK, I don't think you are a girl at all.

Plus there is no puking smiley here, so I am speechless.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 10, 2014, 01:22:10 pm
Just hold me. Spoon me. Smell my hair. I can feel your dick getting harder, pressing against my thigh. Your breath gently caresses my neck and secures me in the thought that I'll never be alone again.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Arnox on October 10, 2014, 01:28:53 pm
Baby, I'm not one to fuck with dragons. I know what they really are (I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive), and it is kind of a scary...but sexy proposition. Hey man, don't knock it 'till you try it, right? Rawr.

(http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/14/26/98/51/13934711.jpg)

M/22/US Don't be afraid of hawt and sexy dragon love bby. <3
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 01:31:22 pm
Baby, I'm not one to fuck with dragons. I know what they really are (I am, afterall, one of the few real occultists alive), and it is kind of a scary...but sexy proposition. Hey man, don't knock it 'till you try it, right? Rawr.

(http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/14/26/98/51/13934711.jpg)

M/22/US Don't be afraid of hawt and sexy dragon love bby. <3

Anatomically, this thing is just all fucked up.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: equanimity on October 10, 2014, 01:38:37 pm
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: zok jr. on October 10, 2014, 03:14:24 pm
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
idk is imagine making out with a guy would taste like hot dogs and cigarettes while girls always gave some fruity shit on their lips.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 10, 2014, 05:19:45 pm
Every now and then though, I'll make out with a guy or do something similar just to piss of the straights.

Honestly I could give a fuck less about your petty ideas about sexuality.

No pun intended but you need to get your story straight.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: theKit on October 10, 2014, 07:41:01 pm
Oh my fucking God. Rizzo admits hes a closet faggot and Arnox is a dragon furry.

Where is that eye bleach thread?
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: UserToast on October 10, 2014, 08:21:50 pm
Ah, you're right. What a silly joke? I'm not really alive.

We'll I've gotcha beat there I don't even exist according to some people! It's like a step down from non-alive and right below dead !!
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 10, 2014, 09:27:20 pm
lol rizzo you're gay dude, not that there is anything wrong with that

i like how the dude always talks about "fucking dirty sluts eer day"
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: DaMaster on October 10, 2014, 09:43:18 pm
Ah, you're right. What a silly joke? I'm not really alive.

We'll I've gotcha beat there I don't even exist according to some people! It's like a step down from non-alive and right below dead !!

omg r u god  :o
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 10, 2014, 11:13:42 pm
http://youtu.be/iPCiR_17GGU
nice touch............I prefer watching scotty die
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 10, 2014, 11:16:54 pm
men kissing men....not my thing.....as an intro it went all wrong, but halloween and intoxication gets all kinds of blowjobs that you may never admit to later when you discover you were scammed
http://youtu.be/s3GX1pAM3yg
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 11:18:38 pm
nice touch............I prefer watching scotty die

I just posted it for the relevant line 'you're just another boring bisexual'
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 11, 2014, 12:18:12 am
nice touch............I prefer watching scotty die

I just posted it for the relevant line 'you're just another boring bisexual'
wait.....are you saying you want to taste my precum?..................now you just made this thread more gay
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 11, 2014, 12:30:20 am
wait.....are you saying you want to taste my precum?..................now you just made this thread more gay

ex-fucking-cuse me?
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 11, 2014, 12:42:49 am
did you miss what I said up there...............it was a whole my cock and your mouth reference................let it sink in........(that's a pun)
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 11, 2014, 12:59:20 am
did you miss what I said up there...............it was a whole my cock and your mouth reference................let it sink in........(that's a pun)

No, I understood it.  What I don't understand is going from having a 'conversation' with you, to you talking about semen drops or some stupid shit.  If you are trying to be funny, its not.  It is fucking stupid.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 11, 2014, 01:18:17 am
I laughed so it was funny............your culture is just weird....my people would laugh
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 11, 2014, 01:23:38 am
I laughed so it was funny............your culture is just weird....my people would laugh

 :psych:
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 11, 2014, 09:45:03 am
Body fluids are Mike's kryptonite, haha. :cosby:
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 11, 2014, 11:08:47 am
Body fluids are Mike's kryptonite, haha. :cosby:

yet I have changed a million diapers and cleaned up millions of gallons of pet waste and refuse. 

Semen is actually my kryptonite
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: RisiR on October 11, 2014, 04:00:54 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Source.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: komokazi on October 11, 2014, 04:39:32 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Source.

Prostate and testicles.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 11, 2014, 05:34:29 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.
Source.

google/nip tuck is your friend

I actually was just diagnosed with a large prostate, if you want guys want any extra ball juice for whatever reason pm me for details
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: mashleshmash on October 11, 2014, 06:44:35 pm
Eat me, this way.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 11, 2014, 06:58:39 pm
Semen would make a wonderful topical skin treatment if you could find enough of it.

Post your address and I'm sure you'll be getting plenty of parcels in the mail very soon.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: equanimity on October 11, 2014, 11:15:38 pm
I have a strict policy not to give out my personal address to crazy people.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 11, 2014, 11:37:21 pm
^lol...
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: Prometheus on October 11, 2014, 11:58:49 pm
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
idk is imagine making out with a guy would taste like hot dogs and cigarettes while girls always gave some fruity shit on their lips.

In my experience, girls taste like liquor and GHB.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 12, 2014, 12:43:23 am
Making out is always fun, regardless of gender.  You have good taste in sexuality, OP :)
idk is imagine making out with a guy would taste like hot dogs and cigarettes while girls always gave some fruity shit on their lips.

In my experience, girls taste like liquor and GHB.

i've had those experiences to, but for the most part they don't taste like that because I'm not into druggy skanks like you and the faggot rizzo are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBKzIYs9Fpc
^^^ sounds just like rizzo, making out with guys is so punk rawk!
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 12:56:22 am
i've had those experiences to, but for the most part they don't taste like that because I'm not into druggy skanks like you and the faggot rizzo are

^^^ sounds just like rizzo, making out with guys is so punk rawk!

I like this side of kroz, not the kroz from your sig line. 
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 12, 2014, 01:02:06 am
i've had those experiences to, but for the most part they don't taste like that because I'm not into druggy skanks like you and the faggot rizzo are

^^^ sounds just like rizzo, making out with guys is so punk rawk!

I like this side of kroz, not the kroz from your sig line.

man, i'm always the same kroz, I don't know who you are.. but i was just quoting my friend from houston in my sig
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 01:52:42 am
You have typed that yourself, too.  Without the quotes, in a thread, posting back and forth with me.  Twice.  I fucking hate you kroz, and your stupid dick pictures.
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 12, 2014, 02:20:26 am
oh god.. i better not post my new neon red cock ring pic...
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 02:23:05 am
oh god.. i better not post my new neon red cock ring pic...

Just go back to making fun of people, because I hate you otherwise
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: kroz on October 12, 2014, 03:42:27 am
why just so you will like me?
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 03:44:54 am
why just so you will like me?

yes
Title: Re: "Sarcastic Bisexual"
Post by: X0MB13 on October 16, 2014, 09:32:54 pm
oh god.. i better not post my new neon red cock ring pic...
Neon cock rings? Wtf...go stainless or go home if you fuck random whores