The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Montane on October 10, 2014, 02:32:06 am
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I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."
I dunno, I'm drunk.
I want my BMX bike workin again
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lol i go more faster on my mountain bike thatn ur faggot mobile
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Yo wish homeslice. My 1980's Azuki smokes everything I've come across, and this town is loaded with various cycles
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fo0r realll nigger??
i got a six shooter and a bike named trigger
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Word up
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I'd like to see your bike built to be light and do tricks is so much faster than my bike meant for climbing fucking mountains.
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Mountains are vastly different from roads
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I hate when faggots ride bikes in the middle of the road. Pedal faster before i hit you in the face with a bottle
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Now I feel bad, I can barely ride 25. But then, I just started biking again after 3-4 years, and I was never serious about it before.
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Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
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fo0r realll nigger??
i got a six shooter and a bike named trigger
Your from Sheffield
You have webbed feet and a hairy back and a pendant for underage girls/boys
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Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.
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In a lot of places, it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Between risking a ticket, dodging pedestrians, and a bumpy fucking surface that hurts your ass after a while, riding in the street is often the better option. And if I hold up traffic, well, they shouldn't have gotten rid of the bike lanes in favor of in-the-street parking.
FYI, I'm from Detroit, where the city (and the suburbs) seem to be actively designed to be hostile to anyone not in a car. You can't pass through fucking Bloomfield without actually riding in the street on Woodward, and god forbid you're trying to go somewhere in the city, even the buses won't stop in city limits, because fuck you for being poor. Fuck Oakland county for slashing 13 million from bus funding, and fuck GM for buying the rail line and tearing it up so you have to buy their shitty cars to get anywhere. And fuck the AG for only fining them $50,000 for it.
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In a lot of places, it's actually illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Between risking a ticket, dodging pedestrians, and a bumpy fucking surface that hurts your ass after a while, riding in the street is often the better option. And if I hold up traffic, well, they shouldn't have gotten rid of the bike lanes in favor of in-the-street parking.
FYI, I'm from Detroit, where the city (and the suburbs) seem to be actively designed to be hostile to anyone not in a car. You can't pass through fucking Bloomfield without actually riding in the street on Woodward, and god forbid you're trying to go somewhere in the city, even the buses won't stop in city limits, because fuck you for being poor. Fuck Oakland county for slashing 13 million from bus funding, and fuck GM for buying the rail line and tearing it up so you have to buy their shitty cars to get anywhere. And fuck the AG for only fining them $50,000 for it.
The opposite of Holland where it is illegal to walk on the pavemant
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I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."
I dunno, I'm drunk.
I want my BMX bike workin again
you sound like a prick... but i will bite. I ride a hybrid, and it only cost 300... I like pedaling my heart out because I enjoy the workout, you pretentious twat. mountain bikes rock you can go on different terrain. I actually just got a new tube for my front tire so I'm back in business, I probably went on a ten mile ride. It was fun
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I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."
I dunno, I'm drunk.
I want my BMX bike workin again
you sound like a prick... but i will bite. I ride a hybrid, and it only cost 300... I like pedaling my heart out because I enjoy the workout, you pretentious twat. mountain bikes rock you can go on different terrain. I actually just got a new tube for my front tire so I'm back in business, I probably went on a ten mile ride. It was fun
Is the weather nice where you live?
I cannot see any fun in riding in the pissing rain
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Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.
here in austin there really aren't a lot of sidewalks, much less smooth sidewalks to ride on at a steady pace.. I keep up with the cars, I can understand the annoyance though.. If I can I will get on the sidewalk or bicycle lane just for my own safety , if I start to lag I'm considerate enough move to the side so they can pass me. I had asshole honking at me today just because I was on a bike and in front of him... it was in a shopping center parking lot... if I moved out of the way , he would still have a car infront of him..
I don't yell at cars when they go to slow lol
anyways I flipped the nig nog off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dF0G0REgv0
this guy is an example of an asshole cyclist
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Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.
what if you ride your bike to school or work or to the grocery store?
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yeah unless it's an exremely bike popular city like boulder, fuk the riders onteh road. it kinda pisses me off whne i see derp road bikers on the road here. at least, road biekers around my area are known to be complete bootyholes.
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what kinda bike you got jermaine? i got this one http://www.target.com/p/schwinn-mens-ascension-29-mountain-bike-black/-/A-13971520?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=google_pla_df&LNM=13971520&CPNG=Sports&kpid=13971520&LID=14pgs&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=13971520&kpid=13971520&gclid=CjwKEAjw8O2hBRDKur2lseLW6C8SJAC-r1J3_T5chReaP8AS9QGgPlL5_H6RsTDOuaaOoCeB2b9EihoCKzXw_wcB
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ppl around here like to shout from cars at ppl on bikes to scare them
ya so i smash there car up and blast off like brrrmrmmmm
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^^^idiots
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^^^idiots
what is some things i can do for them
i can easy escape a car lol just ride normal speed what are they gonna do lol
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just ride by and kick off there side view mirror lol, I've done it before to this chick it was pretty funny. Usually I just give them the finger because I'm in a hurry some where
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just ride by and kick off there side view mirror lol, I've done it before to this chick it was pretty funny. Usually I just give them the finger because I'm in a hurry some where
yea he was turnin in tesco carpark so i drove rly slo thru the crossin
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ahhh! so edgy!
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equanminty a faggot check it:
[img width=450 height=800]http://i.imgur.com/FruKzF3.jpg[/img]
[img width=450 height=800]http://i.imgur.com/arwGBop.jpg[/img]
[img width=800 height=450]http://i.imgur.com/6itzP0W.jpg[/img]
tell ur friends
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FoCo is pretty bike friendly.
I ride as a legitimate means of transportation cuz i can't afford a car, what are you, some conformist consumer, buyin' into that GM scam the dude from Detroit mentioned?
If you ain't cruisin' on some 27's in high gear, pull over mountain trekker, your tires are causing too much friction.
Rain doesn't last too long here. Even back in Mass, I'd ride 18 miles to class during -3 degrees Celsius weather. Granted by the end of the ride my toes were numb, but it's much more fulfilling than using some wasteful century old technology. A self-powered centuries old technology is much better, IMHO.
I want a Tesla though, that'd be dope.
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equanminty a faggot check it:
(http://i.imgur.com/FruKzF3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/arwGBop.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6itzP0W.jpg)
tell ur friends
yes we already no, now stop the butt hurt
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I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man. I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself. But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.
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I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man. I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself. But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.
epic post
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I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man. I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself. But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.
I like this. I pass people at lights all the time. I only ride vintage, my AMF Pursuit from the 70's and my Azuki Sebring from the 80's.
And definitely fuck spandex and helmets.
If you wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, you give too much of a fuck
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If you wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, you give too much of a fuck
That's what I'm saying. Around here, all the cyclists wear helmets and gay ass looking spandex outfits and they have top of the line bikes and shit. I cruise around wearing a t-shirt, shorts and flip-flops.
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i cruis while smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it
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i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it
Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.
You just gave me an awesome idea. I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.
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I used to ride my bike to work every day, 14 miles round trip through the worst part of town. I miss it a lot actually. I stopped when one night i was coming down this giant hill right before my house and my front tire popped. That was not fun.
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Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.
Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.
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i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it
Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.
You just gave me an awesome idea. I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.
It is so good to hear it
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Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.
Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.
Wtf do you even do in texas?
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Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.
Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.
I disagree, it depends on where you live. I used to live downtown here in Austin, but now I'm about 5 miles from downtown. A bike is all I need, I sometimes hit the bus if it's on a quick schedule (the MetroRapid runs every 15 minutes and is fast as fuck).
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Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.
Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.
I disagree, it depends on where you live. I used to live downtown here in Austin, but now I'm about 5 miles from downtown. A bike is all I need, I sometimes hit the bus if it's on a quick schedule (the MetroRapid runs every 15 minutes and is fast as fuck).
Yeah but downtown Austin is a lot different than suburban Houston. Things are wayyyy more spread out you know? I'm not up for relying on buses to get to far away places. They don't let you smoke mad blunts in those.
Drive a car instead and this way you can run them down and be in a new state within 20 mins
I can be in a new state in either 3 and a half, 8, or 12 hours depending on which direction I chose to drive in.
Texas is big yo. Far too big to only own a bicycle.
Wtf do you even do in texas?
whateva you want, you know?
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i got the drinks holder u know the bottle holder and i put a bong in it
Hell yeah, smoking weed and cruising is the best thing in the world, especially on a warm, sunny day.
You just gave me an awesome idea. I wanna hook up a vaporiser to my bike, so I can just cruise down the road puffing on a tube.
today i wrode past a PCSO and i had like 3 gram of hash on me lol wtf u gonna do take my finger prints well u cant because i aint got none caus im too dam smart im t2oo dam intelligent
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i also picked up like 5 kilos of scrap iron just for teh lulz
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For the lulz or the crack rock?
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I figured it was the lulz from the crack rock
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im addicted to life u know the feeleing u get from being alive
and also crack and hash
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I've actually traded around for a bunch of bikes this past year in hopes of restoring them over the winter and having a little side business going this time next spring. My expectations are grand.. I live in a small town, and I'd like to start a trend of seeing people ride their bikes around. There is currently a lot of new construction going on, coffee shops, churches, an internet cafe, bowling alley, theater, ect.. all coming in within this next year. I think I could push a cultural shift here.. or at the very least, unload some bikes and make a decent profit. Got most of them off an old shade tree mechanic who is the father of a close friend.. Some of these bikes are pretty old.. big cushiony seats with some badass springs.. One of the bikes is a Huffy Savannah that has the front and back fenders.. Probably going to keep that one for myself as I have a nice metallic flake orange and black color scheme in mind.. If I'm not accidentally forgetting one or two, I think there is currently 10 sitting out there beside my shed, not including the assorted misc rims, tires, and seats I got with them.
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I have a nice metallic flake orange and black color scheme in mind..
wtf this bumble bee motherfuker
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And definitely fuck spandex and helmets.
If you wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, you give too much of a fuck
I didn't used to wear a helmet. Then I got hit by a car. I sure as shit wear one now. As for spandex, eh, regurlar cloths are fine for anything under 30-40 miles, but after that I start to chafe like a motherfucker. It's like fire ants are biting my taint. Bike shorts are a must for long rides, for me anyway.
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I have a nice metallic flake orange and black color scheme in mind..
wtf this bumble bee motherfuker
Orange and black? Pretty sure Bumble bee is yellow and black... It'll look sharp after I get it done though. I also plan to do some pin-stripping on the bikes to add a little flair. I'll probably have to find a good resource for purchasing reflectors in bulk and on the cheap. At least the tires are all in good shape and have good tubes.
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I didn't used to wear a helmet. Then I got hit by a car. I sure as shit wear one now.
Well, when you get hit by another car wearing your helmet, you be sure to give us a comparison. People these days are wising up to the fact that headgear only adds extra weight that helps fuck up your neck even more and turn you into a missile.
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That was one of the reasons I didn't wear one before. Mine was so uncomfortable that it was a distraction. I bought a new helmet when I bought my new bike last month, it's lightweight and very comfortable.
I don't know how I didn't die when I got hit by that car. A (probably drunk) driver blew through a red light and clipped the rear end of my bike. My rear wheel tacod, and my frame bent about 45 degrees, but somehow I skidded the rest of the way across the street before falling over. Couldn't walk for 3 days my back was so fucked up. Had to piss in a bottle and everything.
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That was one of the reasons I didn't wear one before. Mine was so uncomfortable that it was a distraction. I bought a new helmet when I bought my new bike last month, it's lightweight and very comfortable.
I don't know how I didn't die when I got hit by that car. A (probably drunk) driver blew through a red light and clipped the rear end of my bike. My rear wheel tacod, and my frame bent about 45 degrees, but somehow I skidded the rest of the way across the street before falling over. Couldn't walk for 3 days my back was so fucked up. Had to piss in a bottle and everything.
Sounds like a helmet really woulda helped...
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It briefly made the news here in London a few months ago when some wannabe cycle-warrior tried to run his mouth and provoke confrontation with a driver, who had the audacity to partially use the sacred cycle space. The driver wasn't obstructing or endangering anyone either before, and certainly not after, the lights changed to green. Regardless, the cycle warrior decided to go on a fast-peddling crusade against the blasphemous petrolhead who had defiled the hallowed piece of tarmac.
A fist in cycle-warrior's mouth was the happy outcome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfdvIfT8H5c)
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It briefly made the news here in London a few months ago when some wannabe cycle-warrior tried to run his mouth and provoke confrontation with a driver, who had the audacity to partially use the sacred cycle space. The driver wasn't obstructing or endangering anyone either before, and certainly not after, the lights changed to green. Regardless, the cycle warrior decided to go on a fast-peddling crusade against the blasphemous petrolhead who had defiled the hallowed piece of tarmac.
A fist in cycle-warrior's mouth was the happy outcome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfdvIfT8H5c)
wtf i thought u did it
cycle warriors are lulz
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Why do you live in a slimy disgusting shit hole city? If I couldn't take a piss in my yard without being watched I would flip out. No wonder so many of you struggle with health problems and anxiety
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Why do you live in a slimy disgusting shit hole city? If I couldn't take a piss in my yard without being watched I would flip out. No wonder so many of you struggle with health problems and anxiety
Dude, i legitimately struggle sometimes trying to find a spot to piss outside my house
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Another cyclist got taken out yesterday. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797725/woman-cyclist-left-fighting-life-crushed-lorry-central-london.html) Probably her own fault, turning left (into the kerb) at the same time as a lorry that you know, or should know, probably can't see you. Why don't you just through yourself off a bridge; it's essentially the same outcome and you don't have to get all dressed up in lycra to do it.
And how you some cyclists respond?
Boris [Mayor of London] you MUST step in the junction of Fleet & Ludgate Circus a killer for #cyclists stop anything turning at the junction!
Well maybe traffic should part for cyclists like the Red Sea did for Moses. Then they wonder why so many people in the UK hate them. Even milkmen like to fuck their shit up. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2797422/milkman-71-ran-cyclist-milk-float-carried-round-saying-cyclists-dangerous-customers-serve.html)
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I don't know what it's like in the UK, and truth be told, I don't live near any major cities. The city I live in contains 60k people and the entire surrounding metropolitan area, which is mostly small towns, suburbs and country is around 500k. I've lived here my entire life and I really enjoy the area and it's an awesome place for riding bike. I live on the edge of the city, so I go 2 blocks in one direction and I'm in the city, 2 blocks in the other direction and I'm on some nice cozy suburban roads that wind through a wealthy area with huge houses, trees everywhere and nice landscaping. There's also a lot of nice back country roads all around. So, I don't have to go far to choose the type of setting I want to ride in, which is really nice.
As for riding... I just try to own the road. If I'm in the city, I ride in the middle of the road so cars coming down the road see me and I'm less likely to be taken out by someone opening their car door. A lot of times I'll cut back alleys. Riding in the city at night is awesome when there is hardly any traffic. The only time I ever almost got hit was right outside the office I was renting when some bitch was texting and driving and not paying attention and almost sideswiped me. In those situations, there's not much you can do, except pick yourself up off the road and punch a bitch for being stupid.