Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: mark311 on October 07, 2014, 03:41:52 pm
Title: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
Post by: mark311 on October 07, 2014, 03:41:52 pm
Stopped at a gas station and this homeless guy said "hey man can you spare some change I really need a beer" I asked him what he liked and he said high life so I told him I'd hook him up. I bought that dude a 12 pack lol he wouldn't stop thanking me.
Noone should be with beer ever lol
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Post by: Cooking with Zyklon B on October 07, 2014, 03:51:14 pm
Atleast he was honest... Was just talking to this guy across the street the other night about the pan handlers in this city. Guy was begging for money for "gas." The guy gave him $10 and an hour later guy was still standing there.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 07, 2014, 03:56:15 pm
A few years ago I locked my keys in the car at a gas station and there just happened to be a locksmith there who walked by and saw what happened. He quickly got the door open, and as we made small talk he mentioned that he was just going to buy some beer. He refused my offers of payment for his help, but I asked him what beer he drank and then I insisted on buying him a case.
Title: Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
Post by: mark311 on October 07, 2014, 04:07:24 pm
Atleast he was honest... Was just talking to this guy across the street the other night about the pan handlers in this city. Guy was begging for money for "gas." The guy gave him $10 and an hour later guy was still standing there.
That's why I did it because he was honest. I had some guy on Christmas Eve saying he needed a bottle and I bought that fucker a half gallon of jack daniels lol
Fuck sobriety!
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 07, 2014, 04:10:44 pm
What would you feel like if, later, one of those presumably homeless dudes got all fucked up and decided to steal a car, and then was so drunk he killed someone, or multiple people, in a DUI accident?
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Post by: mark311 on October 07, 2014, 04:12:13 pm
What would you feel like if, later, one of those presumably homeless dudes got all fucked up and decided to steal a car, and then was so drunk he killed someone, or multiple people, in a DUI accident?
Lol you know I never thought of it like that I can imagine it now me turning on the news and seeing it being like WHOA lol
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 07, 2014, 04:13:28 pm
Or what if he got all drunk as fuck, then beat some other homeless dude with the bottle until the top of his skull flaps up and his brain swells up and out of his head like slimy cotton candy?
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 07, 2014, 04:14:49 pm
Buying bums booze=bad, better buy bread, bro.
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 08, 2014, 02:38:16 am
Who gives two shits who dies if you don't know them personally?
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Post by: Endmediocrity on October 08, 2014, 03:02:27 am
Damn, beggers can't be choosers. That bum should be lucky you didn't give him sewer water in a Styrofoam cup with "beer" crudely scribed on it nonetheless high life lol.
Good deed indeed sir.
Title: Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
Post by: RestStop on October 08, 2014, 03:22:54 am
Stopped at a gas station and this homeless guy said "hey man can you spare some change I really need a beer" I asked him what he liked and he said high life so I told him I'd hook him up. I bought that dude a 12 pack lol he wouldn't stop thanking me.
Noone should be with beer ever lol
Yeah, i would thank/like the shit out of this post if I could, at least the dude was honest. Getting a 12 pack homeless is like getting a brand new Cadillac to him, good you op, if you ever find yourself not drunk or high in eastern in Kentucky just message me, you won't have those problems anymore.
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 08, 2014, 03:26:55 am
Title: Re: Well I did my good deed of the day lol
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on October 08, 2014, 04:01:55 am
One time I went to kmart and saw this old lady sitting near the door, crying like she was just mugged. I asked her what the matter was, and she said she hasn't had any sexual activity in 30 years because she's all old and shriveled. So I smiled at her with an angelic expression, unzipped my fly and pulled out my dick and bukakked on her face. She let out the biggest smile i've ever seen and placed her hands together and said, "bless you, sir! Thank you so much!!! Bless you! You are a saint!!"
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 08, 2014, 04:05:15 am
'bukakked on her face'.... palm'
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Post by: SBTlauien on October 08, 2014, 04:20:12 am
I did my good deed today by selling $200 of goods online. Lovin it.
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 08, 2014, 04:22:44 am
What kind of goods?
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Post by: SBTlauien on October 08, 2014, 04:30:41 am
You can still see what I post? My thing says frozen.
Frozen means you can't edit your profile or your posts.
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Post by: Rook on October 08, 2014, 07:07:36 am
Respect man! Haha
I once went on a trip to Myrtle Beach.. off season so the prices were great. Anyways, walkng down an alley way trying to get to some shops, a woman in a track suit comes up and asks me and my fince for some money for her babies because she didnt have money for Thanksgiving.. Needless to say, I gave the woman five bucks..
We get to our shops and browse, get all that done and head back towards our hotel. A few blocks from our hotel, on a different street, we find none other than our bum.. trying to hide behind a large green trash can to smoke some crack.. which is what I thought she was going to buy in the first place. It didnt exactly make me feel as good as possibly buying a homeless man some beer, but.. ya know.
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Post by: Soso0 on October 08, 2014, 07:14:15 am
One time I went to kmart and saw this old lady sitting near the door, crying like she was just mugged. I asked her what the matter was, and she said she hasn't had any sexual activity in 30 years because she's all old and shriveled. So I smiled at her with an angelic expression, unzipped my fly and pulled out my dick and bukakked on her face. She let out the biggest smile i've ever seen and placed her hands together and said, "bless you, sir! Thank you so much!!! Bless you! You are a saint!!"
Now that's a good deed. Why the fuck does kmart still exist
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 08, 2014, 02:01:13 pm
You can still see what I post? My thing says frozen.
Frozen means you can't edit your profile or your posts.
So basically it forces everyone to let you be a fag. There's ZERO reason I can't have a link in my sig other than you're 1) butthurt and 2) too stupid to disable links in sigs.
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Post by: SBTlauien on October 08, 2014, 07:44:58 pm