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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Zero on October 05, 2014, 08:37:31 pm

Title: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Zero on October 05, 2014, 08:37:31 pm
They contribute nothing of worth to this forum, or life for that matter, so lets just ban all of them and introduce strict testing for membership. I'm aware of some posters such as Micheal Myers that are preaching their Islamist hate filled rhetoric on these forums which means we have even more child molesters.

As for niggers, they are only good for target practice.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 05, 2014, 08:39:20 pm
People who post on Forums like IntoSanctuary are a Minority
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: equanimity on October 05, 2014, 08:39:41 pm
How would we verify them, though?
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 05, 2014, 08:48:22 pm
How would we verify them, though?

Link a bank account
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: LostStranger on October 05, 2014, 08:54:55 pm
I'm a minority, can I get banned last?
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: equanimity on October 05, 2014, 09:02:11 pm
Which definition of minority are we even using here?  Who decides what qualifies?

I'm really sorry OP, but I just don't see how this will even be feasible.
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 06, 2014, 10:24:13 am
How would we verify them, though?

Get them to write their username on their forearm and hold a sign with their username on it up by their head hair. Skin tone and hair analysis can be used to determine their posting privileges. Ass cheek skin might be better for skin analysis as there would be less chance of sunlight exposure complicating the results. Cultural tastes could also be screened for, to weed out undesirable influences. The posting privilege system could be ordered something like this, in descending order:

Caucasian
East1, South East and Central Asian
South Asian2
Latino
Arab3
Afro-Caribbean3
Aborigine4
Ginger (Male only. Red-headed females are fully classifiable as Caucasian)

Unfortunately no system is perfect, nor immune to fraud.

1) Excluding North Korea.
2) Why is South Asia rank lower then the rest of Asia? Call centres.
3) Ebola vs ISIS. Difficult to call; subject to change.
4) Probably redundant as they couldn't invent the wheel let alone use the internet.
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: bling bling on October 06, 2014, 11:37:47 am
white people are a minority now

BAN ME O CRUEL MODSS O U JEWISH CONTROLLER
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: -SpectraL on October 06, 2014, 12:04:05 pm

We should confine all proven white people to a single thread. Then the black, yellow, red and orange people know exactly where to go to look down on them.
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: bling bling on October 06, 2014, 12:23:35 pm
How would we verify them, though?

Get them to write their username on their forearm and hold a sign with their username on it up by their head hair. Skin tone and hair analysis can be used to determine their posting privileges. Ass cheek skin might be better for skin analysis as there would be less chance of sunlight exposure complicating the results. Cultural tastes could also be screened for, to weed out undesirable influences. The posting privilege system could be ordered something like this, in descending order:

Caucasian
East1, South East and Central Asian
South Asian2
Latino
Arab3
Afro-Caribbean3
Aborigine4
Ginger (Male only. Red-headed females are fully classifiable as Caucasian)

Unfortunately no system is perfect, nor immune to fraud.

1) Excluding North Korea.
2) Why is South Asia rank lower then the rest of Asia? Call centres.
3) Ebola vs ISIS. Difficult to call; subject to change.
4) Probably redundant as they couldn't invent the wheel let alone use the internet.

* and all women

would make the list perfect
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: bling bling on October 06, 2014, 12:24:12 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITlgPsfUH3o
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: equanimity on October 06, 2014, 12:49:26 pm
How would we verify them, though?

Get them to write their username on their forearm and hold a sign with their username on it up by their head hair. Skin tone and hair analysis can be used to determine their posting privileges. Ass cheek skin might be better for skin analysis as there would be less chance of sunlight exposure complicating the results. Cultural tastes could also be screened for, to weed out undesirable influences. The posting privilege system could be ordered something like this, in descending order:

Caucasian
East1, South East and Central Asian
South Asian2
Latino
Arab3
Afro-Caribbean3
Aborigine4
Ginger (Male only. Red-headed females are fully classifiable as Caucasian)

Unfortunately no system is perfect, nor immune to fraud.

1) Excluding North Korea.
2) Why is South Asia rank lower then the rest of Asia? Call centres.
3) Ebola vs ISIS. Difficult to call; subject to change.
4) Probably redundant as they couldn't invent the wheel let alone use the internet.

Some of us would still slip through the cracks. Or are the blonde/white mixed breeds not an issue?

Race isn't so simple, especially these days!
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: John Smith on October 06, 2014, 01:57:59 pm
What if we aren't fully White but recognize and support the supremacy of the White race?
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Rationahl on October 06, 2014, 02:16:22 pm
Can we also ban arnox? That stupid fuck needs to stick his head in a bucket of bleach and think some things through
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Zero on October 06, 2014, 09:25:47 pm

We should confine all proven white people to a single thread. Then the black, yellow, red and orange people know exactly where to go to look down on them.

You, i like.
Title: Re: Lets ban all minorities
Post by: Michael Myers on October 06, 2014, 09:26:38 pm
Petty attempt at humor simply because you felt attacked. Love it.