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Society => My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God => Topic started by: Max Headroom on October 04, 2014, 04:40:18 pm

Title: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Max Headroom on October 04, 2014, 04:40:18 pm
I got no friends. Someone once said the world is a stage and each of us play a part. Well I'm acting stranger fool acting strange. The stage is bare. No one is there. Pulled out most of my hair what do you care

I cant say ive hit rock bottom because im just an urchin all the time, this time with over the counter meth substituents and DXM. Can a kind soul pray so i can change the error of my ways
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:43:02 pm
Only you can change you.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Max Headroom on October 04, 2014, 04:44:01 pm
I need help so I can atleast begin to find help on my own.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:48:36 pm
I always wanted to start a drug treatment program where I go fucking kidnap the person and lock them in a homemade dungeon for two weeks until they get through their withdrawal/craving period.  Then I would bill them after releasing them, and use the money to buy drugs.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:54:56 pm
Fine, I actually am having you put in for prayer requests at my ex's church.  I texted her exactly this:

'Hey ******, would you please put in a prayer request for max headroom aka dellix aka roshambo?'

She replied:  'What?'

I messaged her again:  'Do it or else'

Her:  'Ok, can I have some money?'

Me:  'fuck'
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Max Headroom on October 04, 2014, 05:03:54 pm
Thanks so much man
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: equanimity on October 04, 2014, 05:08:44 pm
I'll pray for you.  Send loving kindness your way :)
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 05:09:54 pm
Thanks so much man

Anytime.  I really did ask her to pray for ya, I was joking about the message exchange, though.  She is all about the bible and stuff.  That is why she left me, because I am a sinner, and sort of evil, and I will not change.  She is a good lady, though, and I talk to her every day.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 05:51:51 pm
I'm not kidding and this shit is too deep for words right now but I'll channel my energy and stare at a picture of you and send you nothing but good vibes, ok? Ok. Let's do this.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 06:06:29 pm
So I just did that and it was surprisingly hard to send you good vibes so I've sent you serious and motivating vibes.

I hope it helps.
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Lord hang man on October 12, 2014, 02:00:10 am
I always wanted to start a drug treatment program where I go fucking kidnap the person and lock them in a homemade dungeon for two weeks until they get through their withdrawal/craving period.  Then I would bill them after releasing them, and use the money to buy drugs.

 :oface:

use the money to buy drugs.

:oface:


buy drugs.
:oface:
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 02:02:04 am
I always wanted to start a drug treatment program where I go fucking kidnap the person and lock them in a homemade dungeon for two weeks until they get through their withdrawal/craving period.  Then I would bill them after releasing them, and use the money to buy drugs.

 :oface:

use the money to buy drugs.

:oface:


buy drugs.
:oface:

I guess you got the joke, eh?
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Lord hang man on October 12, 2014, 07:45:01 pm
What joke u ugly gelatinous fuck?
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 08:33:25 pm
What joke u ugly gelatinous fuck?

goddamn you are moronic
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: Lord hang man on October 12, 2014, 08:34:24 pm
What joke u ugly gelatinous fuck?

goddamn you are moronic

But what was the joke?
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 08:37:18 pm
What joke u ugly gelatinous fuck?

goddamn you are moronic

But what was the joke?

that I would buy drugs with the money?
Title: Re: someone pray for me pleae
Post by: mashleshmash on October 12, 2014, 09:17:10 pm
Heavenly Father
I pray for Max Headroom
I hope that the darkness does not consume
I pray that he gets plenty of drugs
For may the party resume
and I pray that if he does die
That he will never leave the Heavenly Father's side

- Mash