Site Discussion => Introductions => Topic started by: Asheville on October 04, 2014, 12:16:22 am
Title: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: Asheville on October 04, 2014, 12:16:22 am
When I left to go to rehab for Methadone addiction, Zoklet existed. I decided to move to Southern California permanently, and apparently I'm moving here too! Good vibes all around. Get money, fuck bitches, etc, etc...
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:20:56 am
:tup:
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 12:23:59 am
Welcome to the show. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 12:27:17 am
Did you know that Steve Martin plays the Banjo? Here's a song about Ashville.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:40:54 am
When I was a kid edie brickell gave me a boner.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 12:41:46 am
>getting addicted to the drugs you take to get off drugs
Do you want to buy some nicotine patches?
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:43:15 am
>getting addicted to the drugs you take to get off drugs
Do you want to buy some nicotine patches?
>your goofball ass poking your nose into a conversation you know nothing about so that you can try to be superior
Do you want to suck my cock?
edit - I read the wrong thread, thought this was the poppy seed one, but if unstable still wants to suck my dick I am ok with that
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 12:45:59 am
I've literally seen people puke up methadone into a plastic bowl, strain it through a sock and sell it
this post just made ashville have to take a shit
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 12:47:51 am
Edie brickell is still hot.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:49:47 am
I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water. But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose. Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved. So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later. I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed. Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose. It was all cold and thick, too.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 12:50:45 am
Steve Martin got married to like a 20 year old who wasn't really that attractive but when you're 60 you're definitely psyched
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:50:59 am
I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water. But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose. Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved. So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later. I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed. Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose. It was all cold and thick, too.
I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 01:00:57 am
I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water. But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose. Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved. So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later. I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed. Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose. It was all cold and thick, too.
I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach
Absolutely. :tup:
Except that the youth now has internet access and reads the stories and still doesn't give a shit with all the nice shake n bake recipes and dark web drug deliveries.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:01:37 am
I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach
You should start a drug treatment program based on this. You could be the next Pax Prentiss.
Title: Re: Hi, my name is Asheville
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 01:07:34 am
I used to get 2 weeks of take homes from the methadone clinic, and one day I had the stomach flu or something and couldn't even keep down small sips of water. But even as sick as I was, I still wanted to take my methadone dose. Plus, once I took it, any illness I had usually improved. So I took my dose and puked it up a few minutes later. I puked it into a huge water tumbler I had next to my bed. Later after I napped and woke up and felt better, I fucking drank that methadone puke so as not to waste my daily dose. It was all cold and thick, too.
I've always thought a better deterrent than "just say liek no n stuff" and "jails institutions and death" would just be former addicts telling stories of the most pathetic and disgusting things they've done. I dunno, going to prison wit da reel h3rd menz or dying in a glorious shootout with the cops isn't much of a deterrent to young self respecting males but drinking your own puke, sucking off a guy in a public bathroom for meth or rooting through your shit for drugs seems like it'd scare youth straight a lot better than a "if u uze drugz ur gon die" approach
Absolutely. :tup:
Except that the youth now has internet access and reads the stories and still doesn't give a shit with all the nice shake n bake recipes and dark web drug deliveries.
The darkweb has kinda opened up a new market (kinda obvious) but it's more tailored to geeky drug users who don't have local connections and would probably get robbed if they tried. It's pretty interesting really, in China they use hidden twitter (or whatever the equivalent is) and chinese versions of craigslist and shit to literally physically deliver ketamine, meth and RCs to your door via some chink riding a bike.
Why the fuck isn't this being taxed and regulated?