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Title: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 04:31:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZGH5Fuf.png)

http://mx.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=266850

(http://i.imgur.com/wWKPttI.png)
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http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=269190&page=2

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=269308&page=2&highlight=girl

Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 04:40:33 pm
No, you're a spoiled little tussin drinkin' shithead.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 04:42:34 pm
I made hampthetoker so butthurt he responded to this post literally

(http://i.imgur.com/iiFxbqP.png)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 05:12:37 pm
My ex posted this on her facebook so it's okay to post it right?

(http://i.imgur.com/lceIL8m.jpg)

it's called "girl eating strawberry", because that's what it is.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 05:25:26 pm
If you consider painfully sad hilarious,  then yes
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:26:50 pm
The prejudice of incest
Is wrong. A brother and sister can love each other very much. They want to take care of each other and cuddle but they don't in fear of being ostracized. She wants to rub her tongue across his body, but she hesitates knowing the potential consequences. Their eyes lock, and they just imagine the soul inside of them, interlocking, the two people who've known each other becoming one. It's just a matter of restraint. Don't you see the beauty of it? Love is the best thing in the world, though I wouldn't know because I'm incapable of experiencing any sort of emotion, but she is, and I manipulate her, and I would love to see the tears streaming down her perfect face, bruised. If a family feud happens, next time, ooooh next time. I can restrict my actions, and I will. But I can just fantasize for hours about harming her. And when their eyes lock, the only emotions conveyed are aggressive dominance, and submission. Beyond those emotions, however are emissions. We know it. The reptilians know it. Even my father who got an ice pick shoves through his head by Joseph Pesci knows it. What a rad dude he was. The creatures, back to ancient times, knew the climax of love was the sadistic suffering of a young woman. I would never do that though, I love my sister, even if I say bad things like this, I don't really mean it, and I feel great guilt for thinking it a few hours later, sometimes even moments later. When I was twelve after head trauma from a car accident that killed my father, I was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder, and after a long stint with coricidin abuse, I was given a schizotypal diagnosis. I really do love my sister dearly, though my disability gives me my polar extremes, we still have affection for each other in a "more than friends" way. Why must society condemn this who simply want to love each other? Is egomaniacal tyranny so intrinsic to human nature? We just want to enjoy the hormones god has given us, to who god has directed is to have primal urges for. But we don't, we can't, and we may never will if the laws don't change.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:31:10 pm
 04-28-2013, 05:47 PM

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Lets estimate the IQs of the Mystery Gang

Shaggy: 85; substance abuse disorder; sploogook syndrome

Daphne: 100

Velma: 170

Fred: 125; Asperger's syndrome

Scooby: 300 (in dog intelligence); caninus psychopathis
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:32:37 pm
Holy shit. I'm the one who created the IQ joke back in 2012 when I would spam N&N and PEOO with all of my psychometrician autism. Fucking bow down before me.

Nobody could ever tell I was trolling because everyone's a dumbass
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:35:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bmn1vAt.png)

I am the funniest person on the entire internet
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:37:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7ZS4hO6.png)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: DaGuru on October 02, 2014, 07:01:05 pm
she posted this on her facebook so it's okay to post it right?

it's called "girl eating strawberry", because that's what it is.

Hey Arnox, for shits and giggles could you enter this thread and give us a head count of all the pathetic little victims that reported this post with the whine of....'OmG Gu1z3, ChlLd p0Rn. mY ey3z, I h@v3 2 bUrN tHeM oFf"???

InB4 Unstable Matter/Bart or whatever alt he is using this hour or Lanny with loud declarations of how the apocalypse is upon us.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 07:24:50 pm
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=271871
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 07:31:05 pm
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img208/3997/alternativelivingbrosfo.jpg)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 07:44:16 pm
(http://s7.postimg.org/b7elalg8r/Untitled_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 07:46:42 pm
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=274486

i don't even remember who this is
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 07:48:15 pm
Where do you find these girls that continue to talk to you after you've already made several threats to their person and told them to kill themselves?
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 08:17:39 pm
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/119/d/5/untitled_by_sploogook-d63k6yp.jpg)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 08:36:38 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bmn1vAt.png)

I am the funniest person on the entire internet

i want to pluck your eyeball out with a rusty plastic spork and fuck the mangled socket until i get your brain pregnant
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 08:36:38 pm
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/160/b/4/untitled_by_sploogook-d68gss2.jpg)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: LOVE on October 02, 2014, 08:45:14 pm
This is too much. Hilarious.

I don't even deserve to have my post interrupt the flow of this thread.

I'm fucking dying, man.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 09:50:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/pnlzsEz.png)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 09:56:12 pm
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you know I think this might be the best thing you've ever posted. I'm tempted to post some gems of my own but I don't want to diminish from the sploo concentration of this thread
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 10:32:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/T5tzvKR.jpg)
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 10:38:54 pm
what the fuck
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 10:42:21 pm
last post made me laugh and cringe but left me feeling angry
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 10:42:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/T5tzvKR.jpg)

I dont know if that was intentional but do you know what that means?
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 10:54:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/sOBSFq9.jpg)

gangrene
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 10:57:29 pm
no, idiot

the tattoos on the first pic
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 10:57:39 pm
zoklet
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Arnox on October 02, 2014, 10:58:10 pm
she posted this on her facebook so it's okay to post it right?

{REDACTED}

Who posted what? Sploo, you may just get banned here pretty fast if that's PI of someone here.
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 11:00:10 pm
she posted this on her facebook so it's okay to post it right?

{REDACTED}

Who posted what? Sploo, you may just get banned here pretty fast if that's PI of someone here.

of my ex from middle school

can i repost it now?
Title: Re: Threads that are objectively hilarious in retrospect.
Post by: Arnox on October 02, 2014, 11:05:37 pm
of my ex from middle school

can i repost it now?

:suspect:

Very well... Don't bother. I'll do it for you.