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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 11:15:23 am

Title: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 11:15:23 am
this is a photo of me suffering from aluminum poisoning, anti-anxiety med side effects, acute bronchitis and cannabinoid withdrawal maybe six days into my last shower.

after hacking up a shit-ton of gross looking multi-toned sputum and vomiting 1-6 times in a row,i start chopping at pieces of hair from the tweaking/fever delirium to make my hair perfectly symmetrical. and got convinced I caught enterovirus D68.

which explained the "fever", but in reality the doctor said i have acute bronchitis and wasn't smoking as many synthetic cannabinoids because of that. so my mistake, i went through withdrawal from full agonists while also suffering from acute bronchitis!

and that lead to cutting off all my hair. the next day i went to a barber and a possibly of age russian girl who was is booty shorts sat directly next to me. wow. anyway the gay barber insulted my haircut and did this.

(http://i.imgur.com/7Ae2I6A.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kLZByfi.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/deexz40.jpg)
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Hewfil1 on October 02, 2014, 11:16:53 am
this is a photo of me suffering from aluminum poisoning, anti-anxiety med side effects, acute bronchitis and cannabinoid withdrawal maybe six days into my last shower.

after hacking up a shit-ton of gross looking multi-toned sputum and vomiting 1-6 times in a row,i start chopping at pieces of hair from the tweaking/fever delirium to make my hair perfectly symmetrical. and got convinced I caught enterovirus D68.

which explained the "fever", but in reality the doctor said i have acute bronchitis and wasn't smoking as many synthetic cannabinoids because of that. so my mistake, i went through withdrawal from full agonists while also suffering from acute bronchitis!

and that lead to cutting off all my hair. the next day i went to a barber and a possibly of age russian girl who was is booty shorts sat directly next to me. wow. anyway the gay barber insulted my haircut and did this.

(http://i.imgur.com/7Ae2I6A.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kLZByfi.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/deexz40.jpg)

I can't see the picture, I just get an outlined box with what looks like a page with a folder corner on it.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: bling bling on October 02, 2014, 11:49:50 am
lol
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: RisiR on October 02, 2014, 01:09:44 pm
Congrats?
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 02, 2014, 01:16:11 pm
my dad says 'i can't get you cough medicine'
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Tungsten.Chromium on October 02, 2014, 01:16:29 pm
Bout time sploo
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 01:22:43 pm
Are there any black barbershops in America?

Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: komokazi on October 02, 2014, 01:57:44 pm
This is what happens to faggots. Jesus hates you.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Peace Of Mind on October 02, 2014, 02:33:23 pm
I bet you relapse in a couple of weeks
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 02, 2014, 02:37:33 pm
I bet you relapse in a couple of weeks

Hah this, he will get bored and dxm just isn't doing the job anymore.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: RisiR on October 02, 2014, 02:40:10 pm
Quote
weeks.

Is the funny part of that post.


Good luck, Sploo.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 02, 2014, 02:46:14 pm
Is that guy in the sig line your dad?  You fucking canadians are something else, man, I tell ya.  "Let me tell ya aboot my boy.  I can't even buy cough syrup for the little hoser."
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: mashleshmash on October 02, 2014, 03:39:43 pm
Just start smoking some real weeds feeeg
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 04:00:34 pm
Seriously, unless you live in the arctic circle or have court ordered piss tests every 2 hours theres no excuse for smoking fake weed. All I know about it is its sold openly and brroke people on parole smoke it cuz no THC or summingk but I smoked  a joint of OG kush one friday and passed a puss test on monday, I was so high I was gesturing wildly with a tim hortons coffee in my hand and spilledit all over my buddys car. That guy literally owes me $1200 or so now but I dont even really care, Id rather just never see him again and have someone tell me he died in a xar crash sometime when I wasnt expexting to hear it sending me into a reflective and pensive state for the rest of the day and am left feeling grateful and satisified

What the fuck is with your wallpaper/drapes? It aays a lot about your family, if you spent your youth aspiring to spend as much time out of your house and as a result in many other peoples houses youd know this what the fuck am I typing
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 04:06:22 pm
Good job sploo.  I quit smoking cigarettes in a similar manner! 

(http://hmapr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/You-Can-Do-It.jpg)
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: dopeman420 on October 02, 2014, 04:40:25 pm
Is that your jizz
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Obbe on October 02, 2014, 04:52:04 pm
You're still a faggot.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: ChronicBoom! on October 02, 2014, 05:21:30 pm
I have to say that I quit, not because I didn't like the highs they gave me, more so because I could smoke a shitload and hardly catch a buzz anymore. To this day I can't smoke natural bud more than a couple times in a row without my tolerance skyrocketing. It's kinda fucked up. By day 2 of smoking bud I have to smoke like a whole gram as fast as possible to even feel anything and on top of that it only lasts 10-15 minutes. It really blows goats.
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Max Headroom on October 02, 2014, 07:01:25 pm
Congrats man, I'm proud. You still doin the dextro or did you stop that too?
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Rationahl on October 02, 2014, 07:06:10 pm
(http://www.passagesmalibu.com/images/home/meet-pax-prentiss-ceo-passages-malibu-rehab-center.jpg)


I used to be an addict, now I'm not
Title: Re: How I stopped being a syncan faggot
Post by: Endmediocrity on October 02, 2014, 08:09:10 pm
Syncans are lame anyway. Get yourself a bag off weed and your problem is solved.

Your welcome!