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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: WS on October 01, 2014, 08:14:50 pm

Title: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: WS on October 01, 2014, 08:14:50 pm
Yay! I'm gonna be a star, the jews finally found a spot for me among the stars. What did I get you ask? They gave me a multicolored designer T shirt, regular cargo shorts, $35 socks and J's, and a round trip ticket to LA on Spirit Airlines with a shuttle taking me to Venice for a video shoot.
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 08:34:04 pm
if you expect to get anywhere expect to do time on the casting couch

bring your own lube
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: mashleshmash on October 01, 2014, 09:46:08 pm
burgers
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: RustyShackleford on October 01, 2014, 09:52:43 pm
The taste may leave, but you will never forget.
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: WS on October 02, 2014, 01:36:23 am
Quote from: mashleshmash on October 01, 2014, 09:46:08 pm
burgers

Ik You are but what am I?
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 01:37:53 am
$35 socks?  Is that even possible?  We're talking one pair?
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: mashleshmash on October 08, 2014, 01:29:19 am
nigga you aint goin anywhere

just continue shooting meth up your yahoo
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 08, 2014, 07:15:47 pm
Quote from: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 01:37:53 am
$35 socks?  Is that even possible?  We're talking one pair?

They're made from Sasquatch pubic hair
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: WS on October 09, 2014, 03:54:10 am
it's that plant feeling..


yall can keep that fish fillet im eating creme brulee
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: Soso0 on October 09, 2014, 04:22:30 am
throw up the &S gangsign
Title: Re: Jews finally planted me.
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 09, 2014, 04:32:34 am
weed sex has never even been to Mt. Zion  :content: