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Title: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Dumpster Slut on October 01, 2014, 03:33:45 am
I can't believe those mongoloids don't have the foresight to see that their little project is further damaging the community they love. Those former mods are desperately trying to cling to their 'authority'


Seriously, close the site and forward people here. Stop being complete faggots and killing totse faster than it needs to be.

Maybe if you suck enough dick you'll be mod here.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: MoaningLisa on October 01, 2014, 03:34:54 am
Maybe if you suck enough dick you'll be mod here.

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Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Soso0 on October 01, 2014, 03:35:20 am
I can't believe those mongoloids don't have the foresight to see that their little project is further damaging the community they love. Those former mods are desperately trying to cling to their 'authority'


Seriously, close the site and forward people here. Stop being complete faggots and killing totse faster than it needs to be.

Maybe if you suck enough dick you'll be mod here.
But can they handle the fierce dragon dick?
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Dumpster Slut on October 01, 2014, 03:37:26 am
I love their mission statement or whatever the fuck it is. It's sounds like such a teenage tantrum, fucking wake up idiots. I'm not even a huge fan of this site, but it has some hope of a future with an active admin.

Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Bart the General on October 01, 2014, 03:37:51 am
I say we dox psychomanthis and have him arrested for possession of CP
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Ninja on October 01, 2014, 03:41:03 am

Maybe if you suck enough dick you'll be mod here.

I already told this to RisiR.  You gotta suck dick to get a head! And, Arnox seems a bit stressed out lately, so he needs a good dick sucking.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Arnox on October 01, 2014, 04:51:56 am
And, Arnox seems a bit stressed out lately, so he needs a good dick sucking

Actually, I think I'm doing fairly well now to be honest.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Ninja on October 01, 2014, 05:04:35 am
And, Arnox seems a bit stressed out lately, so he needs a good dick sucking

Actually, I think I'm doing fairly well now to be honest.

Well, that's good to hear.  Nothing, but the best wishes of health and prosperity for your good Sir!
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Dumpster Slut on October 01, 2014, 05:39:38 am
Oh fuck you
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: mark311 on October 01, 2014, 12:49:12 pm
So basically they have a website full of mods but with no users... Hmmm I wonder what it's like to have total control over nothing?
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: kroz on October 01, 2014, 01:05:20 pm
I joined just because I wanted to see them tell me to fuck off.. but they actually greeted ME warmly... it was kinda weird and not as satisfying
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 01:09:53 pm
I joined just because I wanted to see them tell me to fuck off.. but they actually greeted ME warmly... it was kinda weird and not as satisfying

Wow, kroz I think you are onto something here....a site that desperately wants new users actually greeted you and tried to make you feel welcome?  I think you had a major epiphany!! 
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 01:11:52 pm
Maybe if you suck enough dick you'll be mod here.

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The implications there are enlightening

The &s casting couch
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: kroz on October 01, 2014, 01:28:56 pm
I joined just because I wanted to see them tell me to fuck off.. but they actually greeted ME warmly... it was kinda weird and not as satisfying

Wow, kroz I think you are onto something here....a site that desperately wants new users actually greeted you and tried to make you feel welcome?  I think you had a major epiphany!!

yeah, it was very bizzarre and cult like, what a bunch of tools
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 01:40:10 pm
yeah, it was very bizzarre and cult like, what a bunch of tools

I would bet that half the users on there are just alts of the same sad, suicidal transvestite chomo.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Homosapien on October 01, 2014, 06:43:56 pm
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Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: kroz on October 01, 2014, 06:45:12 pm
^^^bingo...
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: -SpectraL on October 01, 2014, 07:26:15 pm

The modern BBS of today is all about competition, shit-slinging, the pursuit of petty power and attention-whoring at its finest. About as far away from the ideals which made &Totse so great as one could get.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: slicknickns on October 02, 2014, 08:25:33 am
I joined just because I wanted to see them tell me to fuck off.. but they actually greeted ME warmly... it was kinda weird and not as satisfying

Thats depressing
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 02, 2014, 09:50:35 am
I joined just because I wanted to see them tell me to fuck off.. but they actually greeted ME warmly... it was kinda weird and not as satisfying

If they got any significant userbase going over there then, just like TDR's ageing sphincter, they'd soon blow out in the face of mounting pressure.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: DaGuru on October 02, 2014, 10:54:08 am
Very likely, one of the most awkward things I've ever seen posted on a BBS.....

Quote from: JediMoped/DarkRodent/Mr.Inspirational Himself
The staff at Long Live Zoklet would like to announce the sites first official contest. The rules are simple and there are three prizes. The first three users who create 25 quality threads which elicit at least 10 good replies will receive a custom user title of their choice. PEOO and HB threads are not eligible for this contest. The quality of the threads will be judged by the staff for the purposes of choosing the winners. We will not be keeping track of your score so if you feel you have won please PM one of the staff members with a list of your threads and we will review your entries. Any question about this contest should be posted in this thread and will be answered by the staff.

The fact this is coming off the keyboard of a guy 50+ takes that awkwardness to a level of exponential proportions. Seems like Rodent and the past mods of Zoklet missed their calling, they all should have been a bunch of 5th grade language arts teachers.  :-[
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: -SpectraL on October 02, 2014, 11:11:51 am

We should all go over and visit tDR and have him ban us... just for old time's sake.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 02, 2014, 11:23:12 am
Very likely, one of the most awkward things I've ever seen posted on a BBS.....

Quote from: JediMoped/DarkRodent/Mr.Inspirational Himself
The staff at Long Live Zoklet would like to announce the sites first official contest. The rules are simple and there are three prizes. The first three users who create 25 quality threads which elicit at least 10 good replies will receive a custom user title of their choice. PEOO and HB threads are not eligible for this contest. The quality of the threads will be judged by the staff for the purposes of choosing the winners. We will not be keeping track of your score so if you feel you have won please PM one of the staff members with a list of your threads and we will review your entries. Any question about this contest should be posted in this thread and will be answered by the staff.

The fact this is coming off the keyboard of a guy 50+ takes that awkwardness to a level of exponential proportions. Seems like Rodent and the past mods of Zoklet missed their calling, they all should have been a bunch of 5th grade language arts teachers.  :-[

You'd think someone would have an epiphany if they stepped back from themselves and realized their site was so dire they were having to bribe people to post. To be honest I quietly have a morbid admiration for the level of tunnel vision required to go head-first into this kind of death spiral without even blinking.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: DaGuru on October 02, 2014, 11:28:56 am

We should all go over and visit tDR and have him ban us... just for old time's sake.

At this pace, if no moderator was online at the time, we could double their post count in an hour.  8)



You'd think someone would have an epiphany if they stepped back from themselves and realized their site was so dire they were having to bribe people to post. To be honest I quietly have a morbid admiration for the level of tunnel vision required to go head-first into this kind of death spiral without even blinking.

LOL....if one could quantify a usertitle as a "bribe". Kinda reminds me of the wages in a 3rd world country in some sweatshop. Toil and labor all week and at the end of it all you get is a 5 day old old crust of bread, a half-eaten chicken bone, and a few sheckles to really pad that income. 
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: -SpectraL on October 02, 2014, 11:32:03 am
Very likely, one of the most awkward things I've ever seen posted on a BBS.....

Quote from: JediMoped/DarkRodent/Mr.Inspirational Himself
The staff at Long Live Zoklet would like to announce the sites first official contest. The rules are simple and there are three prizes. The first three users who create 25 quality threads which elicit at least 10 good replies will receive a custom user title of their choice. PEOO and HB threads are not eligible for this contest. The quality of the threads will be judged by the staff for the purposes of choosing the winners. We will not be keeping track of your score so if you feel you have won please PM one of the staff members with a list of your threads and we will review your entries. Any question about this contest should be posted in this thread and will be answered by the staff.

The fact this is coming off the keyboard of a guy 50+ takes that awkwardness to a level of exponential proportions. Seems like Rodent and the past mods of Zoklet missed their calling, they all should have been a bunch of 5th grade language arts teachers.  :-[

You'd think someone would have an epiphany if they stepped back from themselves and realized their site was so dire they were having to bribe people to post. To be honest I quietly have a morbid admiration for the level of tunnel vision required to go head-first into this kind of death spiral without even blinking.

Kinda reminds me of the "volunteers" in 1500 BC who used to willingly walk off a plank into active volcanoes to appease the lesser gods. Blank eyes, slack faces, not even a twitch before they plop themselves right in and instantly combust into a plume of hot gases.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Dumpster Slut on October 02, 2014, 01:59:21 pm
Very likely, one of the most awkward things I've ever seen posted on a BBS.....

Quote from: JediMoped/DarkRodent/Mr.Inspirational Himself
The staff at Long Live Zoklet would like to announce the sites first official contest. The rules are simple and there are three prizes. The first three users who create 25 quality threads which elicit at least 10 good replies will receive a custom user title of their choice. PEOO and HB threads are not eligible for this contest. The quality of the threads will be judged by the staff for the purposes of choosing the winners. We will not be keeping track of your score so if you feel you have won please PM one of the staff members with a list of your threads and we will review your entries. Any question about this contest should be posted in this thread and will be answered by the staff.

The fact this is coming off the keyboard of a guy 50+ takes that awkwardness to a level of exponential proportions. Seems like Rodent and the past mods of Zoklet missed their calling, they all should have been a bunch of 5th grade language arts teachers.  :-[

You'd think someone would have an epiphany if they stepped back from themselves and realized their site was so dire they were having to bribe people to post. To be honest I quietly have a morbid admiration for the level of tunnel vision required to go head-first into this kind of death spiral without even blinking.

Kinda reminds me of the "volunteers" in 1500 BC who used to willingly walk off a plank into active volcanoes to appease the lesser gods. Blank eyes, slack faces, not even a twitch before they plop themselves right in and instantly combust into a plume of hot gases.

This isnt related to long live zoklet at all


Holy shit just saying long live zoklet hurts my head, from now on it will be addressed as the mongoloid camp
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Tokolosh on October 02, 2014, 04:08:47 pm

We should all go over and visit tDR and have him ban us... just for old time's sake.

http://longlivezoklet.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=212

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Are there any ex-Zoklet users wouldn't you want to join LLZ? Are there any users the admins here would actually prevent/ban from joining? From want I've read I guess -SpectraL and Daguru wouldn't be welcome and I'd agree with that. The only other one I can think off the top of my head is maybe Slave of the Beast.

What do people think?

http://longlivezoklet.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=189

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We may not have as much traffic as Sanctuary yet but at least we don't have SpecGuru.

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These flirtations are merely subtle challenges in disguise. They secretly want it.

You know what to do.
Title: Re: Longlivezoklet is mind blowing
Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 04:13:16 pm

Kinda reminds me of the "volunteers" in 1500 BC who used to willingly walk off a plank into active volcanoes to appease the lesser gods. Blank eyes, slack faces, not even a twitch before they plop themselves right in and instantly combust into a plume of hot gases.

They must have been on some good shit!