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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 09:41:38 pm

Title: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 09:41:38 pm
I was searching Amazon looking for something to blow some money on, and I came across this storefront...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aag/main/ref=olp_merch_name_2?ie=UTF8&seller=A1WBG1XVBO3J5L

 >:(
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 30, 2014, 09:45:27 pm
(http://i58.tinypic.com/24v8peh.jpg)

"I sell herpes and herpes accessories"
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: komokazi on September 30, 2014, 09:54:30 pm
The sad part is, someone actually spent their time doing this... think about that for a minute.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 09:55:27 pm
What a looooossssssssssssssssssssser.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Vox Ducis on September 30, 2014, 09:58:29 pm
0/10

The wannabe joker must be proud of his own idiocy.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 10:09:08 pm
0/10

Try harder next time.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Soso0 on September 30, 2014, 10:37:49 pm
Made me LOL  :laugh:
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: equanimity on September 30, 2014, 11:05:44 pm
I enjoyed it :P
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 11:18:14 pm
Well then keep it up.

3/10?
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: -SpectraL on September 30, 2014, 11:28:14 pm

Fake.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on September 30, 2014, 11:40:45 pm

Fake.

The website?  It's an Amazon.com address.  Or the items?
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: burroughs on October 01, 2014, 12:02:34 am
A Practical Guide to Dragons

lol dying

It brings a tear to mine eye having watched this awkward, dragon-obsessed teenager eternally progress to become our priesthood holder in this life and in the celestial kingdom. There is a place for you on Kolob my sweet Arnox, you just wait.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: -SpectraL on October 01, 2014, 12:06:42 am

Fake.

The website?  It's an Amazon.com address.  Or the items?

It's a bogus account made to look like it belongs to Arnox. Done by one the kidiots here.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 12:08:18 am
Stop making stuff up to get attention, Spectral.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: AFJ on October 01, 2014, 12:40:36 am
Here's what he inserts into his asshole before bedtime.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41djNzGzG8L._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Soso0 on October 01, 2014, 12:56:13 am
Here's what he inserts into his asshole before bedtime.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41djNzGzG8L._SL1500_.jpg)
I thought it was a sex toy at first haha
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Lord hang man on October 01, 2014, 01:00:16 am
The Essential Pirate Joke Book 3.0 out of 5 stars (1)$9.99

THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Arnox on October 01, 2014, 01:04:08 am
ArnoxFromSanctuary...

:laugh:
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 01:06:03 am
Arnox you should cut me a deal on that mini troll.  $23 is way too steep.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Arnox on October 01, 2014, 01:27:20 am
Arnox you should cut me a deal on that mini troll.  $23 is way too steep.

Right, how does $24 sound to you?
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 01:28:44 am
Jeez wtf.  Do you want to sell your rainbow troll, or not? :hrmph:
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Arnox on October 01, 2014, 01:38:51 am
Jeez wtf.  Do you want to sell your rainbow troll, or not? :hrmph:

What? That's a steal! Alright fine. How about $25? You really can't beat that price.
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 01:43:23 am
Guess it's true what they say about dragons and greed :/
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: SBTlauien on October 01, 2014, 02:47:07 am
It says under the comment for that dog toy, "I play with  it".
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: -SpectraL on October 01, 2014, 02:48:53 am
Jeez wtf.  Do you want to sell your rainbow troll, or not? :hrmph:

What? That's a steal! Alright fine. How about $25? You really can't beat that price.

I think your price is unfairly low. I demand you charge me a higher price.

*pulls out roll of hundreds*
Title: Re: Arnox Exposed
Post by: Bart the General on October 01, 2014, 02:55:27 am
ban everyone in this thread