The Sanctuary

Art => Vogon Poetry - The Worst In the Universe => Topic started by: Daran on September 30, 2014, 08:22:31 pm

Title: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
Post by: Daran on September 30, 2014, 08:22:31 pm
A limericking thread for you all
With rhymes that I hope will enthrall
So spit some mad verse
Don't do the converse
Show niggas you holdin' the ball


Title: Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 16, 2014, 07:05:07 am
blah blah blah blah blah
please suck my gaping maw
aroma's not pleasant
smells of dead pheasant
also scabby, blistered and raw
Title: Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 17, 2014, 04:30:48 am
nobody will visit this thread
vogon poetry forum is quite dead
and so soon shall I be
suicide by poison ivy
oh and also it's true I'm a Fed
Title: Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 17, 2014, 05:31:48 pm
my penis is shaped of a carrot
it has done this on it's own merit
and when it grows hair
it looks weird down there
so I systematically Nair it



Title: Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
Post by: ngalo1983 on November 17, 2014, 06:43:38 pm
The chat box laggin
I'm in the sanctuary saggin
Why does arnox like dragons
He must be in to cartoon porn
He wants a dragons horn
To ram him where baby's are born