The Sanctuary
Society => My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God => Topic started by: iam on September 30, 2014, 06:41:40 pm
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anyone performed one?
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Ah. Satanic rituals. That would go under the MGCBTSOOYG forum.
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anyone?
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Are we talking theistic Satanism, LaVey's girl scout troop and other wannabes, or black magick in general? And what's your goal in asking this?
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Are we talking theistic Satanism, LaVey's girl scout troop and other wannabes, or black magick in general? And what's your goal in asking this?
Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.
Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.
As for the topic here, it really much depends on what the OP means. In its true contextual origin, a Satanic ritual is any form of worship not directed the meccan (Judeo-Catholic/Islamic) God. Thereby any type of party, feast or celebration not directed towards Allah, Adonai,YWVH (Jahveh), God or Jesus of Nazareth is a Satanic ritual. Which basically means the 4th of July, for instance, would've been considered pagan and satanic back in the day, and so would Christmas (pagan celebration dedicated to de Solar Diety practiced by romans and persians on the night prior to the winter solstice around the time of their conversion to Christianity).
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Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.
Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.
lullz... I have no respect for ideologies that exist for the sole purpose of contradicting other ideologies under the guise of "glorifying the real beauty of human nature yak yak cough cough LaVey :jerkoff:."
Things should be done for the sake of doing with no limits to one's experience. This is the only ideology consistent with the lovingly violent nexus of cannibalistic warfare that is existence, which followers (fol-low-ers) of Ayn Rand in a dracula suit live in willful ignorance of. You espouse an elaborate delusional farce wherein you allow others to limit you for fear of hurting them, because you fear them. You are weak.
You might find some grains of truth here (http://www.o9a.org/).
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Yes.
Every night I perform them.
I start with a sea salt bath. 43 minutes and tobasco dots intervaled at 3 minute marks.
After that I fuck my mom and cum in her mouth.
Three days later I eat my own shit and puke into my cat's dish the remnants. I feed her nothing until she eats it.
Then I feed her nothing and die along with her.
Tomorrow
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I'm still laughing at American Independence Day being cited as an example of the Left Hand Path. ;D
This thread needs a dose of shava sadhana: http://crookedleaf.tumblr.com/post/24942696631
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Can someone post a satanic ritual to summon satan. I want to be buttraped by a demon cock
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Can someone post a satanic ritual to summon satan. I want to be buttraped by a demon cock
*reports post to Arnox so he can oblige mojo*
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Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.
Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.
lullz... I have no respect for ideologies that exist for the sole purpose of contradicting other ideologies under the guise of "glorifying the real beauty of human nature yak yak cough cough LaVey :jerkoff:."
Things should be done for the sake of doing with no limits to one's experience. This is the only ideology consistent with the lovingly violent nexus of cannibalistic warfare that is existence, which followers (fol-low-ers) of Ayn Rand in a dracula suit live in willful ignorance of. You espouse an elaborate delusional farce wherein you allow others to limit you for fear of hurting them, because you fear them. You are weak.
You might find some grains of truth here (http://www.o9a.org/).
lol wtf are you talking about. I'd just simply try not to bug off others cause I wouldn't really much like anyone else to interrupt my buzz. You remind me of some commie dude I used to work with. He's kinda like you. He criticices everyting negatively, claiming to be able to give you an argument on how everything you tell him is either wrong and stupid and why you suck and giving you a million of senseless reasonings on how he knows more than you about everything. He has a college degree, but spent the last 6 years of his life operating a deep fryer in a small mexican fast food place full time and he finds making french fries and putting pizzas in an oven stressful.
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Bring some lube next time.
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After reading a couple of Christopher Hyatt books, I have been meaning to try it out. I think I am reluctant because I don't wanna ask any devils for any favors unless I really mean/want it, and there are probably better practical introductions to the occult than satanic ritual if you are only doing it to fuck around.
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The more time you spend reading, the less you do. This doesn't mean there's not a place for reading, but that its place is when you've run out of ideas of your own. Then reading provides a spark and lets you create again, and that reading doesn't have to pertain to the occult at all. That initial catalyst to action is the hardest fucking part.
A word of advice: if you're asking a devil for help, you're doing it wrong. Make it a part of you. Do what you wish to ask for; become the devil himself.
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The more time you spend reading, the less you do. This doesn't mean there's not a place for reading, but that its place is when you've run out of ideas of your own. Then reading provides a spark and lets you create again, and that reading doesn't have to pertain to the occult at all. That initial catalyst to action is the hardest fucking part.
A word of advice: if you're asking a devil for help, you're doing it wrong. Make it a part of you. Do what you wish to ask for; become the devil himself.
Don't get me wrong, I've read a few books, but I am hardly bent over occult volumes. What I have taken out of it, I think I would be much more into getting possessed, like for artistic purposes. Channeling archetypes and whatnot. It seems like something that just happens if you are open to it.
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I must begin with the customary: TRY AT OWN RISK. If you do undertake the following ritual, follow it exactly and do not deviate or skip a step. If you do, the consequences will dire.
The intentions of this ritual are invasive and morally gray. Through it, you will be able to read the mind of any living person you'd like. Before performing it, think whether or not you want to risk your sanity for a chance to see into the mind of your friends, or your current crush. I recommend against it, but it’s not my place to tell you what to do.
You will need the following materials:
One mirror, roughly the size of a dinner plate. Nothing larger. This will be used as a barrier between our world and the demon world.
A water source which can quickly be drained(ex. sink, tub, bucket). It must be able to hold the mirror.
Something from the person whose mind you are trying to read(ex. hair, clothes, pen). Anything that holds a bond with the person.
Candle and matches. The candle must be tallow or the ritual won’t work.
A knife or other sharp object.
A few drops of blood.
You must perform the ritual at a time when target’s mind is at rest, so it is best to do it between midnight and five in the morning. Gather your materials in a room without windows(or cover the windows) and turn the lights off. Now the ritual can begin.
Fill your water source. If it is a bathtub, fill it just enough to cover the mirror as you may need to drain it quickly if things turn sour. Same thing for a sink. The ritual is probably safest with a bucket.
Light the candle and set it within arms reach.
Most people will be trepidant in performing the next step, as it goes against everything we were ever taught. Unless your mother taught you it's okay to summon a demon. You must wash your hands in the water and repeat the following word for word: “I [Name] do hereby summon you Thizhalu, lord of waters, and bind you to my will.” Do not deviate from the phrase.
Next, drop your target’s belonging into the water. Be sure to put it over the mirror.
Prick your finger with the knife or other sharp object. There must be a steady stream of blood(no papercuts). Dip your finger into the water, just above the mirror, and stir. The water should turn a slight shade of pink.
You do not want to see the face of the demon in the mirror, this is why the final step exists. The final ingredient is fire, so you must drop your candle into the water.
If performed correctly, you will hear the water bubble. A voice will come to your mind, and it will say one of two things. “I am here to serve,” will be the one you want to hear. Then you must ask it three questions about your target. Whatever you want. “Does so-and-so like me?” Whatever kids are wondering these days. Do not ask it any more than three, nor any less. Once the questions three have been asked, leave the room. Go to sleep, and you will have a very vivid dream where your target reveals the answers to your questions. When you wake up, repeat the words: “I [Name] release you, Thizhalu, from my service.” The ritual is over.
If performed incorrectly, a voice will not come to your mind, but rather it will burst from the waters, most likely resulting in the soiling of one’s pants. A red glow will come from the water, emanating from the mirror. Do not look into it or you will see him. The water will begin to boil after some time, so it’s best to act quickly. You must drain your container, whether it be tub or bucket. This is why I recommend the bucket, because you can simply tip it, whereas a tub you must reach your hand into the water and unplug it. Once you drain the water, leave the room and do not enter it again for seven hours. Your words of binding will be null after seven hours. Then the ritual will be over.
Other warnings: Never attempt the ritual on a dead person.You will not get answers to questions you ask them. There will be some who try. “Why didn’t your money to me?” Stuff like that. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! The ritual will work fine up until the end. You will not receive dreams of them answering your questions, you will have nightmares, dreadful nightmares. I’ve heard one person claim he saw the very pits of hell.
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I HAVE TRIED IT
100% RAEL
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I must begin with the customary: TRY AT OWN RISK. If you do undertake the following ritual, follow it exactly and do not deviate or skip a step. If you do, the consequences will dire.
The intentions of this ritual are invasive and morally gray. Through it, you will be able to read the mind of any living person you'd like. Before performing it, think whether or not you want to risk your sanity for a chance to see into the mind of your friends, or your current crush. I recommend against it, but it’s not my place to tell you what to do.
You will need the following materials:
One mirror, roughly the size of a dinner plate. Nothing larger. This will be used as a barrier between our world and the demon world.
A water source which can quickly be drained(ex. sink, tub, bucket). It must be able to hold the mirror.
Something from the person whose mind you are trying to read(ex. hair, clothes, pen). Anything that holds a bond with the person.
Candle and matches. The candle must be tallow or the ritual won’t work.
A knife or other sharp object.
A few drops of blood.
You must perform the ritual at a time when target’s mind is at rest, so it is best to do it between midnight and five in the morning. Gather your materials in a room without windows(or cover the windows) and turn the lights off. Now the ritual can begin.
Fill your water source. If it is a bathtub, fill it just enough to cover the mirror as you may need to drain it quickly if things turn sour. Same thing for a sink. The ritual is probably safest with a bucket.
Light the candle and set it within arms reach.
Most people will be trepidant in performing the next step, as it goes against everything we were ever taught. Unless your mother taught you it's okay to summon a demon. You must wash your hands in the water and repeat the following word for word: “I [Name] do hereby summon you Thizhalu, lord of waters, and bind you to my will.” Do not deviate from the phrase.
Next, drop your target’s belonging into the water. Be sure to put it over the mirror.
Prick your finger with the knife or other sharp object. There must be a steady stream of blood(no papercuts). Dip your finger into the water, just above the mirror, and stir. The water should turn a slight shade of pink.
You do not want to see the face of the demon in the mirror, this is why the final step exists. The final ingredient is fire, so you must drop your candle into the water.
If performed correctly, you will hear the water bubble. A voice will come to your mind, and it will say one of two things. “I am here to serve,” will be the one you want to hear. Then you must ask it three questions about your target. Whatever you want. “Does so-and-so like me?” Whatever kids are wondering these days. Do not ask it any more than three, nor any less. Once the questions three have been asked, leave the room. Go to sleep, and you will have a very vivid dream where your target reveals the answers to your questions. When you wake up, repeat the words: “I [Name] release you, Thizhalu, from my service.” The ritual is over.
If performed incorrectly, a voice will not come to your mind, but rather it will burst from the waters, most likely resulting in the soiling of one’s pants. A red glow will come from the water, emanating from the mirror. Do not look into it or you will see him. The water will begin to boil after some time, so it’s best to act quickly. You must drain your container, whether it be tub or bucket. This is why I recommend the bucket, because you can simply tip it, whereas a tub you must reach your hand into the water and unplug it. Once you drain the water, leave the room and do not enter it again for seven hours. Your words of binding will be null after seven hours. Then the ritual will be over.
Other warnings: Never attempt the ritual on a dead person.You will not get answers to questions you ask them. There will be some who try. “Why didn’t your money to me?” Stuff like that. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! The ritual will work fine up until the end. You will not receive dreams of them answering your questions, you will have nightmares, dreadful nightmares. I’ve heard one person claim he saw the very pits of hell.
What the UNHOLY FUCK have you been smoking you fucking lunatic?