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Title: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 01:37:19 am
I feel like scum cause I ate shrimp ramen and actually kinda liked it so I ate another. I feel like praying to jeebus for forgiveness now.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 01:44:40 am
I posted at zoklet about how I was eating one of those cup o' noodles, a chicken one, and at the bottom all this brown stuff settled.  As I drank the broth, the last sip was all of that brown stuff.   I figured it would be flavorful, you know, because I noticed that those brown things were specks in the broth before I put the water in. I expected intense chicken flavor.  Instead, it tasted just like dirt.  Like dirt off of the ground. 
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: bling bling on September 29, 2014, 11:35:31 pm
make egg
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 29, 2014, 11:36:13 pm
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: mojo4567 on September 30, 2014, 12:53:00 am
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.


Some kid eats dry ramen on the bus. I dont get you dry noodles pwople. Probs dont use lube either
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: ph0x on September 30, 2014, 01:17:55 am
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: constantinople on September 30, 2014, 01:20:35 am
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.

always knew you were a faggot.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: ph0x on September 30, 2014, 01:30:47 am
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.

My ex bf did that.

always knew you were a faggot.


How the fuck did you not know, I was always open about it.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: bling bling on September 30, 2014, 02:26:08 pm
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.


Some kid eats dry ramen on the bus. I dont get you dry noodles pwople. Probs dont use lube either

1 time i ate a pot noodle on a bus so but i wasnt even that hungry so i threw it out the window then the bus driver called be a prick and sent me off the bus
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: RisiR on September 30, 2014, 02:31:09 pm
When I was a kid, I used to literally eat dry Mr. Noodles for lunch everyday at school.
Oh come on, dude. Stop giving me so much fodder.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 05:11:51 pm
I feel like scum cause I ate shrimp ramen and actually kinda liked it so I ate another. I feel like praying to jeebus for forgiveness now.

Youre nuts. Those things are good...I eat them all the time.  Theyre cheap, too
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: kroz on October 01, 2014, 05:46:26 pm
i used to love ramen, but now it taste gross to me. In jail its rad though
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 05:59:51 pm
i used to love ramen, but now it taste gross to me. In jail its rad though

Yea...better than jail food
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: kroz on October 01, 2014, 06:27:34 pm
i like chili dog tuesdays though
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: kroz on October 02, 2014, 02:30:52 am
yes its called, asshole buddies

 By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 02:54:13 am
i like chili dog tuesdays though

yes, but theres no reason to limit the celebration to one day of the week.  its a shame the chili dogs arent really hot dogs...and the stuff that looks like chili...isnt.

its amazing how the discharges from a torn orifice can so closely resemble chili. let me know how it tastes

Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 02:56:49 am
I wuz raized on a two four of mr noodz a week, das how we was living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0s0XHVUGF0
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 03:02:33 am
you sound like a nigger
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 03:05:04 am
I'm not gonna even read this thread, but I am gonna tell you that I fucking hate noodles, because of Ramen.  I ate so many fucking noodles that I'd rather slash your throat than eat more noodles.
Title: Re: How to feel better after eating ramen
Post by: Autodidact on October 02, 2014, 06:19:06 pm
Protip boil ramen brick for 3-4 minutes. Strain.

Have a prepared pan with a couple teaspoons of olive oil hot
Add seasoning. Fry each side for about 2-3 minutes.

Extra oil/adding butter may be necessary.


For further enjoyment, have a nice stir fry nearly done before you boil the ramen and fry with that.

Miso soup mix adds nice flavor to beef.

Only done with maruchan beef flavor and a couple actually Asian brands.