The Sanctuary
Ego => Reinvent Yourself => Topic started by: Suicidal Fish on September 28, 2014, 05:02:44 am
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And Now I feel Sick
#Karma
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I'm sorry.
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their pizzas are gross
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm. I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready... Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising. I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm. I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready... Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising. I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.
Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm. I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready... Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising. I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.
Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.
There is a gay joke in there somewhere.....
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If you read 12 inches and automatically think of dick the joke is that you're a faggot.
LOL.
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At least they give you complimentary pubes to floss with afterwards
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If you read 12 inches and automatically think of dick the joke is that you're a faggot.
LOL.
u wot m8?
So Because I have a 12 inch dick and your bird would rather ride mine then your 2 incher makes me a Fag?
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No, thinking of dick when you read 12 inches, like you did, makes you a faggot.
Was the 12 incher you fantasized about black or white?
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Subway: Eat Dick™
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No, thinking of dick when you read 12 inches, like you did, makes you a faggot.
Was the 12 incher you fantasized about black or white?
My white one is 12 inches and I don't Fantasize.....I just look down
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Please describe the whole 12 inches in great detail. Every bump, vein, every curve, everything.
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Please describe the whole 12 inches in great detail. Every bump, vein, every curve, everything.
Who is the fag now??
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Please describe the whole 12 inches in great detail. Every bump, vein, every curve, everything.
Who is the fag now??
Yea..ok.. wait a second... alright yea.
Yup, it's still you. Sorry.
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their pizzas are gross
actually they are really good, if you wanna try a shitty pizza get a lil ceasears, i work there and they suck dick
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OP is a FUCKING FATASS
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OP is a FUCKING FATASS
Nah I just get it on the belly
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
I remember when the changed the ingredients... I used to love Dominos as a kid after the change it was nasty as fuck. Little Ceasars is like one step above them only cause it's cheaper
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OP is a FUCKING FATASS
Nah I just get it on the belly
Yeah, I bet all over the face too
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OP is a FUCKING FATASS
Nah I just get it on the belly
Yeah, I bet all over the face too
A bit on the chin.
Thank fuck I go to a gym
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
I remember when the changed the ingredients... I used to love Dominos as a kid after the change it was nasty as fuck. Little Ceasars is like one step above them only cause it's cheaper
We don't have them over here in the UK. Here Dominoes Rule the Roost
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Little Caesars is fucking disgusting
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Almost all of the top leading pizza chains are disgusting, just stick with local pizza shops.
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I only ate at Pizza Hut one time in my life. Are you trying to fuck me in the ass America? That shit is not Pizza.
I heard you guys have microwaveable pizza. Microwaveable pizza..... :facepalm:
A good pizza oven is older than your fucking country.
Microwaveable pizza. >:(
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We only cook with microwaves here, fuck off.
(http://i.imgur.com/u1ALz.jpg)
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We only cook with microwaves here, fuck off.
(http://i.imgur.com/u1ALz.jpg)
He's WAY too thin to be American but nice try.
Are you serious about the microwave part? I'm asking honestly.
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Every time I eat Pizza Hut I get violently ill. Well, not every time. But, like 2 out of the last 3 times. So, I won't eat it again.
Domino's is pretty decent tasting, but it's still shit.
Little Caesar's is shit, but I eat it when I go to my brother's and we're all drunked up.
I do like Papa John's the best as far as chain pizza places go.
Jersey has the best pizza hands down.
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Well, I'd say eating real pizza made in a real oven at the Italian shore beats Jersey but ok.
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I remember the old 'little seizures' pizza, it was 10X better than it is now.
'Pizza Pizza'
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2eckabd.jpg)
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Well, I'd say eating real pizza made in a real oven at the Italian shore beats Jersey but ok.
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Well, I'd say eating real pizza made in a real oven at the Italian shore beats Jersey but ok.
Yes, we heard you, we will never be good at pizza and you smile lopsidedly at the memories of pizzas you have tasted as you lean back in your chair, satisfied that none of us will ever know what real pizza is about.
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Yup. :D
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We only cook with microwaves here, fuck off.
(http://i.imgur.com/u1ALz.jpg)
He's WAY too thin to be American but nice try.
Are you serious about the microwave part? I'm asking honestly.
Not everything, but we do have a ton of microwaveable foods. I do know some people who are too lazy to use a stove and just resort to the microwave
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I like dominos when my workplace orders it for the guys working overtime. its free so its good right?.
I like making it in my oven at home though, it takes about as long ordering dominos over the phone to make pizza from scratch.
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You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.
The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.
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You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.
The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.
An overachiever built a stone oven in his backyard for his senior project back when I was in high school. I'm not gonna lie that pizza was bomb
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You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.
The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.
An overachiever built a stone oven in his backyard for his senior project back when I was in high school. I'm not gonna lie that pizza was bomb
I believe you.
It needs the temperature so it kills the yeast in the dough immediately by contact on the stone, that way you'll get a reall crust instead of a sponge and the woodsmoke adds to the flavour immensly. Another mistake are the toppings but don't even get me started on them.
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i work a lil siezures and the cheese isn't even real cheese they get it from the same stock the texas prison system gets it from, the pizza only last 30 minutes tops
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that pizza from pizza hut with alfredo sauce instead tomato sauce is bomb-diggity.
fuk ya'll
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that pizza from pizza hut with alfredo sauce instead tomato sauce is bomb-diggity.
fuk ya'll
Pizza Hut Burger Pizza is well nice http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgrefurl=http://www.ohgizmo.com/2013/09/23/pizza-hut-launches-cheeseburger-stuffed-crust-pizza/&tbnid=79uWLlh7L5MPHM:&docid=lY9mKVuXWwnyOM&h=300&w=600
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i prefer the burger king pizza burger, because it looks like a hamburger and a pizza at the same time
https://www.google.com/search?q=burger+king+pizza&client=firefox-a&hs=OPB&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&tbm=isch&imgil=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%253Bux356oF4LtPsXM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%25252Ftag%25252Fburger-king%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%252Cux356oF4LtPsXM%252C_&usg=__Sg6P1FYSDby8XxMS8wBXAOsISUo%3D&biw=1366&bih=657&ved=0CCwQyjc&ei=s2UrVMeXEo-SyATMuIKoCw#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=aGdgBj4ubGJbLM%253A%3Bux356oF4LtPsXM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F10%252Fburger_king_pizza_burger.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Feverybodysucksbutus.com%252Ftag%252Fburger-king%252F%3B1024%3B677
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What the fuck. ???
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You can't make pizza in your oven at home unless it's build of stone, gets fired with wood and gets hotter than 400C.
The shit you eat is not pizza. It's an insult.
Good job chef boy-ar-dummie. 400'c is going to turn any pizza into a charcoal briquette
I make pizza all the time in my oven and it tastes better than the shit coming from any euro-style oven ive had
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood-fired_oven
Oven temperatures may exceed 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Restaurants all over the world operate wood ovens for making pizzas. Many people dream of cooking pizza in a back-yard oven. Is the pizza always better because the oven is heated with wood? No. The secret to "the best" pizza is a hot oven, not the fuel source. While wood fired ovens potentially make incredibly fine pizza, simply heating an oven with wood does not guarantee success. The oven has to be really hot -- pizza baking temperature is 750F (400C).
Even when baking pizza at home for a party, the period of extreme heat will probably not last long enough to bake all the pizzas you need. The solution is to do what pizza restaurants do, rather than sweep out the embers, after the main oven firing push them to one side against the oven wall and then continue to add wood as needed to maintain the oven's 750F (400C) temperature.
http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=70.msg426#msg426
Just stop it, Finny. You are clearly not on my level. Pic an easier target to harass.
:jerkoff:
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood-fired_oven
Oven temperatures may exceed 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Restaurants all over the world operate wood ovens for making pizzas. Many people dream of cooking pizza in a back-yard oven. Is the pizza always better because the oven is heated with wood? No. The secret to "the best" pizza is a hot oven, not the fuel source. While wood fired ovens potentially make incredibly fine pizza, simply heating an oven with wood does not guarantee success. The oven has to be really hot -- pizza baking temperature is 750F (400C).
Even when baking pizza at home for a party, the period of extreme heat will probably not last long enough to bake all the pizzas you need. The solution is to do what pizza restaurants do, rather than sweep out the embers, after the main oven firing push them to one side against the oven wall and then continue to add wood as needed to maintain the oven's 750F (400C) temperature.
http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=70.msg426#msg426
Just stop it, Finny. You are clearly not on my level. Pic an easier target to harass.
:jerkoff:
I know but sometimes I get the urge to make fun of the mentally handicapped and today you get the privilege. You can show your gratitude by using your tonsils to coddle my ballsack
Ive eaten those nasty euro-pizzas. They taste like shit no matter what the temperature
Speaking if which... Fungi. Who the fuck calls a food item fungi
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*Sighs to deep for word*
:facepalm:
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*Sighs to deep for word*
:facepalm:
Shutting your face is always your best option
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Little Caesars is fucking disgusting
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lol
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I fancy another Pizza now....
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Dominos and Pizza Hut are good for two scenarios, and two scenarios only:
1. Im so drunk that if I don't eat the cheapest and most filling thing available, I'll either be sick or won't be able to continue to drink
2. I just came off of a stimulant binge and if I don't eat the cheapest and most filling thing available, I might dry heave
To eat these things as a rational consumer is downright absurd.
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Just ate another
Texas BBQ
I always eat one when the day at work was lonnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
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Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.
Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm. I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready... Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising. I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.
Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.
There is a gay joke in there somewhere.....
homo sex *confirmed*