The Sanctuary
Carnality => Oral Indulgences => Topic started by: Hex535 on June 06, 2014, 04:05:35 am
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What do you guys feed your fucked up and derranged munchie cravings with? Midnight concoctions? got recipies? post them too!
For example:
SWIM had a couple of bowls of dankity dank and then he took some Tuna, celery, onions, dill pickles, and salt/pepper, chopped and mixed that shit up with some mayo, grilled it on butter white texas bread with some govmn't cheese, and cut it into fours for some bomb ass tuna melt finger fuckers.
or how about store bought munchies?
I have been getting these every time I walk into the Nice 'N Easy Gas station over here :
(http://www.wisesnacks.com/media/56962/topitos-nacho-1.png)
They're like Doritios I guess but not as stupid and broken or hard to fit a whole one into your mouth. I dont know, theres something about Wise potato chips that I like better than the rest. Some people swear on that Utz shit, some people are about Frito-Lay products. But Wise has my money any day.
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Donor meat pizza
Family size bacon and onion quiche
Pork pies
French fries fucking swimming in cheese
Syrup cake
Deep fried battered mushrooms
Fish finger sandwiches
Custard filled donuts
Ritz crackers crushed into Philadelphia + eaten with a spoon.
I'm the king of shit food, it just gets more depraved from there.
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Shit food is the entire point! nobody gets the munchies and goes "think I'll have a salad".
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False...
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Listen man nobody cares if you have a salad as your inebriation snack but for the purpose of keeping topic please take your chauvinistic Ass Hat off for just this post and fuck off?
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True..nobody cares
My post was fully on topic. I eat salad as a snack on a regular basis. Yesterday I was hungry so I went outside and ate a couple of cucumbers and tomatoes right off the plants. That counts as salad
In conclusion...lick my balls
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(http://i.imgur.com/DQU2XmO.jpg)
Feeds 2 people, usually
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The real fun begins when those two try to use the crapper at the same time after that culinary nightmare makes it thru their alimentary canal
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Veggies, and fruit for light cases of the munchies. I'll mix raisins and cacao beans when I'm baked.
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Man I don't think eating healthy is wrong but you guys have like... woman munchies... the fuck...
I drink lots of water every day, I get outside, I eat my veggies and dont drink soda, I know what that shit is but you guys dont ever get fucked up and go
"wow that looks like a great piece of chocolate cake with Oreos and Kit-Kats on top I'll take several!"
or
"I ordered a big 2 double cheese burgers and 2 McChickens and layered them inbetween each other and had me a double McGanbang!"
Am I the only one? NOBODY CHEATS ON THEIR DIETING?
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Of course I get woman munchies...then I just call one over and get busy
Hell...I can eat an entire container of ice cream, a whole pizza (2 of those little California cuisine ones), a whole bag of doritos or corn puffs, whole 12-count package of reeses peanut butter cups...yea...I definitely have an eating disorder
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"I ordered a big 2 double cheese burgers and 2 McChickens and layered them inbetween each other and had me a double McGanbang!"
You can actually order this by the name McGangbang or McButtfuck at any Mcdonalds in College Station where it was invented.
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Disco fries. Take some french fries, put some gravy and melted cheese on top, eat with fingers or fork, wallow in the flavor until you start to wallow in regret.
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Fun fact: the condition known as the 'munchies' that one gets from ingesting weed is completely culturally based. Your brain's interpretation of signals acts abnormally due to the obvious chemical imbalances that marijuana introduces. More specifically in the case of the munchies, your stomach sends signals to the brain and the brain cannot make sense of what it's getting. Culturally, people say that the feeling you get is hunger and therefore people eat various things during this period of inebriation. In another culture, I can't remember which one right now, they believe the effect to stem hunger and thus take it during periods of famine as a way of dealing with it.
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Big bowl of cereal hits the spot everytime........ I also like ramen noodles with chips crushed up in them, then I'll get a flour tortilla and put it in microwave for like 4 minutes, flipping it like every 30 seconds until its hard and crispy. Then I put the noodles on it and eat it like a tostoda. I love ramen noodles cuz you can do SO many things with them...... ya I've spent a lot of time in jail and prison so I have spreading experience with noodles.
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Disco fries. Take some french fries, put some gravy and melted cheese on top, eat with fingers or fork, wallow in the flavor until you start to wallow in regret.
I am already feeling guilty just reading this one lol. My go to snack is usually a corn based snack food: popcorn, corn chips, those crunchy cheesy things made from corn....
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Cocoa Puffs mixed with peanut butter, butter and syrup. Microwave, stir and pour milk over.
Sour cream and onion Pringles with peanut butter.
One of my friends enjoys whole apples covered in vanilla cake frosting.
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Big bowl of cereal hits the spot everytime........ I also like ramen noodles with chips crushed up in them, then I'll get a flour tortilla and put it in microwave for like 4 minutes, flipping it like every 30 seconds until its hard and crispy. Then I put the noodles on it and eat it like a tostoda. I love ramen noodles cuz you can do SO many things with them...... ya I've spent a lot of time in jail and prison so I have spreading experience with noodles.
Yeah man, gotta love the hook ups. I ate one last night..
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Chocolate milk after a cone YES
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Am I the only one? NOBODY CHEATS ON THEIR DIETING?
I'm rather strict with my diet. Rice, eggs and oatmeal are my staple. Currently, I got the munchies so I'm eating raw sunflower kernels and some bananas. I really don't crave things like an entire oreo and kitkat cake, or a McClusterfuck. I don't eat fast food at all. I'd rather have a smoothie. If by some chance I get a craving for a piece of cake or something that isn't healthy, I eat it and I don't feel as if I am "cheating," because I know that I do it in moderation and that my active lifestyle will more than compensate for the occasional indulgence.
I have an uncle who sat around getting high and eating all the time. Dude weighs like 600lbs now or some shit. He's on disability and can barely wipe his own ass. He used to be thin and fit.
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Munchie food of choice is a simple, homemade pizza. Tomato paste, garlic, salami, jalapenos, cheese, oregano.
Last time I came back from a month long holiday overseas I got stoned and had the munchies so fucking bad I ate everything in my kitchen and puked.
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For me, well I usually have my first toke of the day right before dinner, to help stimulate the appetite and provide increased appreciation for flavors
So that could be anything from a fat steak, juicy burger, pork chop, catfish filet... etc with either potatoes or pasta & assorted vegetables but other than that, I'm a fan of french toast, frosted flakes, homemade peanut butter cookies (bonus if you spread some cold peanut butter on top of a fresh-out-of-the-oven cookie), grilled cheese sandwiches, oh, and carrot cake, while I haven't had any around in forever, I used to always get a slice with a half gallon of milk after smoking up back in the day... fuckin amazing
I also like to drink a strong cocktail too, or a good wine or beer; when I'm stoned I can really savor each flavor while I slide down the ethanol waterslide into heaven :psych:
Matter of fact, the munchies really are my main reason for toking.
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fried potatoes/bacon with cheddar cheese sour cream and green onions on top is fucking dank as hell
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fried potatoes/bacon with cheddar cheese sour cream and green onions on top is fucking dank as hell
That sounds amazing! I usually head straight for some sweet potato fries ...for some reason I can't get enough of them! Of course pizza is also a great choice too!
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Curly Fries
Deep Fried Chicken Tenders (the real deal, not that over-processed crap)
Chili Cheese Fries
Sun Chips
Mozzarella Sticks
Summer Sausage on Crackers with slices of Colby Jack Cheese
Baby Carrots + Ranch Dip
Guacamole!! with Anything!!
Now I'm getting the munchies..