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Site Discussion => Help & Suggestions => Topic started by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:50:53 pm

Title: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:50:53 pm
Why doesn't he show up on the banlist? Did he break it with his massive faggotry?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Michael Myers on September 27, 2014, 01:34:05 pm
Who is Finny?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 01:43:13 pm
Thread title sounds like the name of a cheesy band haha.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 01:48:32 pm
Thread title sounds like the name of a cheesy band haha.
Hey I thought the same.  :-[

Sploo is the drummer and I'm the frontman. Would you like to join our band and play the Cowbell?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 01:50:33 pm
Who is Finny?

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?action=profile;u=11

Are you kidding me? He's already unbanned? Bullshit.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 01:56:17 pm
Thread title sounds like the name of a cheesy band haha.
Hey I thought the same.  :-[

Sploo is the drummer and I'm the frontman. Would you like to join our band and play the Cowbell?

Yeah!  I'm real good at cowbell :)
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:00:59 pm
Seriously? I'm honestly asking. Are you playing the cowbell?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 02:01:48 pm
Of course I'll play the cowbell.  It's tons of fun!
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:07:15 pm
Damn right, it is!

We need a \m/ smiley. Rock on!
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:10:25 pm
Finny will be like Yoko Ono in this amazing clip.

 
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:17:59 pm
Here's a little follow up for the people who didn't catch it.

 
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:30:16 pm
I am not playing any of those movies, RisiR.  I have heard yoko ono before, you are not getting me to fall for this very cruel trick.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:39:48 pm
Please watch the second clip. It's Bill Burr dissing the shit out of Yoko and it's hilarious.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:45:47 pm
Please watch the second clip. It's Bill Burr dissing the shit out of Yoko and it's hilarious.

After the last wierd shit I watched at your recommendation, I am somewhat wary.  :suspect:
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:48:34 pm
The David Foster Wallace reading or the skrewdriver penis mutiliation?

Watch it dude. It's awesome.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:50:00 pm
The David Foster Wallace reading

This, you wierd svengali
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:55:16 pm
The David Foster Wallace reading

This, you wierd svengali
Hahaha... I've never been called a svengali but I greatly appreciate it.  :D
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 02:56:01 pm
I'm getting people mixed up.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:58:55 pm
I will watch it when I get back, gotta help my ex move her furniture to get her carpets cleaned.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 03:00:05 pm
Cool, see ya later.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Juicebox on September 27, 2014, 04:42:08 pm
Bottom of page 3. Once you get banned your name stays in the same spot on the list even when you get unbanned, you're still on the list, it just says expired. If you get banned again it changes from expired to however many days you're banned for
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 05:17:28 pm
Thank you for clarifying that.  :tup:
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 05:24:03 pm
I will watch it when I get back, gotta help my ex move her furniture to get her carpets cleaned.

confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

Why is sploo banned but not on the banlist? I have so much to teach him
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 05:31:54 pm
confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

I am sorry that you cannot imagine being friends with an ex.  She hangs out at my house almost every day, and if I need something she helps me out.  I don't need anything, like ever, but she cannot lift her heavy furniture so I will help her.   

Maybe she is using me for my cable and wi-fi, and eating my food and shit, but it is nice to have someone to watch my dogs when I am gone, and drive my daughter to basketball practice when I am busy.  It is called 'give and take', and it is what mature adults do sometimes for each other.

Oh and we have a kid, I have one kid with each of my exes.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 05:41:38 pm
I will watch it when I get back, gotta help my ex move her furniture to get her carpets cleaned.

confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

Why is sploo banned but not on the banlist? I have so much to teach him
Dude, you are in no position to confirm anyones betaness but your own. It's hilarious.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 05:48:27 pm
I will watch it when I get back, gotta help my ex move her furniture to get her carpets cleaned.

confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

Why is sploo banned but not on the banlist? I have so much to teach him
Dude, you are in no position to confirm anyones betaness but your own. It's hilarious.

"elaborate" he typed from his mothers basement
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 05:49:41 pm
confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

I am sorry that you cannot imagine being friends with an ex.  She hangs out at my house almost every day, and if I need something she helps me out.  I don't need anything, like ever, but she cannot lift her heavy furniture so I will help her.   

Maybe she is using me for my cable and wi-fi, and eating my food and shit, but it is nice to have someone to watch my dogs when I am gone, and drive my daughter to basketball practice when I am busy.  It is called 'give and take', and it is what mature adults do sometimes for each other.

Oh and we have a kid, I have one kid with each of my exes.

Why aren't you telling her to feed your seed instead of hanging out at your house and not fucking you?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 06:00:53 pm
I will watch it when I get back, gotta help my ex move her furniture to get her carpets cleaned.

confirmed for beta

If you don't have kids with the woman kill yourself

Why is sploo banned but not on the banlist? I have so much to teach him
Dude, you are in no position to confirm anyones betaness but your own. It's hilarious.

"elaborate" he typed from his mothers basement
wat?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 06:01:16 pm
Why aren't you telling her to feed your seed instead of hanging out at your house and not fucking you?

My kids are in high school and college.  And as for fucking me?  The reason we split is because she became 'religious' and I am too much of an 'unrepentant sinner' for her, apparently.  So, I am not getting laid out of this deal, that is for goddamn sure.  But she will come over and watch 'Love and hip hop in atlanta' all day....Women are fucked in the head.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 06:17:17 pm
Why aren't you telling her to feed your seed instead of hanging out at your house and not fucking you?

My kids are in high school and college.  And as for fucking me?  The reason we split is because she became 'religious' and I am too much of an 'unrepentant sinner' for her, apparently.  So, I am not getting laid out of this deal, that is for goddamn sure.  But she will come over and watch 'Love and hip hop in atlanta' all day....Women are fucked in the head.

That sounds like a terrible situation. How are your childrens future prospects looking?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 06:25:41 pm
That sounds like a terrible situation. How are your childrens future prospects looking?

My kids are great, I wish I was half as hardworking and responsible as they are when I was their age.  I feel sorry for my parents, I was a little fucking bastard.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 06:29:49 pm
That's good, you must have done something right
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 06:37:00 pm
That's good, you must have done something right

IDK, but here is what I did:  I made my kids responsible for their actions, I didn't coddle them and hide the world from them, and I always gave them respect as human beings, while still making sure they knew I was the boss.  Other than that, I didn't do anything special...
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 06:52:09 pm
That's good, you must have done something right

IDK, but here is what I did:  I made my kids responsible for their actions, I didn't coddle them and hide the world from them, and I always gave them respect as human beings, while still making sure they knew I was the boss.  Other than that, I didn't do anything special...
You forgot to mention the Goofy Time.

No really. I immediately knew you were a good father. I don't know why, I just did.

:tup:
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 06:55:06 pm
That's good, you must have done something right

IDK, but here is what I did:  I made my kids responsible for their actions, I didn't coddle them and hide the world from them, and I always gave them respect as human beings, while still making sure they knew I was the boss.  Other than that, I didn't do anything special...

cool, sounds like you did the right thing. Did they grow up in a relatively rural environment?
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 06:55:45 pm
You forgot to mention the Goofy Time.

My kids never thought that shit was funny when I showed them that picture.  I still laugh every time I see it.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 06:59:36 pm
You forgot to mention the Goofy Time.

My kids never thought that shit was funny when I showed them that picture.  I still laugh every time I see it.
Dude, I could say a million mean things but I think it's funny how you showed your kids that picture.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 07:04:27 pm
I had to get them indoctrinated somehow....
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 07:10:17 pm
Yeah, joke failed....

Back OT, where is the banlist again?  I need to find out why sploo is banned so that I can possibly bitch at management again.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 07:17:29 pm
Between My Messages and Members.

5 days for spamming.
Title: Re: Finny and The Banlist
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 07:23:06 pm
Wow I didn't know someone used the name 'crazymike' to spam cp.  I grieve for the smearing of that username's pristine reputation.  I apologize, everyone, this is not the way the name 'crazymike' should be remembered.  I here at 'millionsofdeadcats' will try to continue bringing you all the quality and standards that you are used to.  Thank you for reading 'millionsofdeadcats', and fuck you michael myers.