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Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: Jedi Moped on September 26, 2014, 10:21:55 pm

Title: Prediction
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 26, 2014, 10:21:55 pm
Within six months this place will be the five users who migrated from Totse2 have their character assassinated by seven SpectraL alts whom all agree with each other in every post while the staff scratches their heads wondering what went wrong.

Pro Tip For The Staff: Ban SpectraL before he does to your place what he did to Zok's place.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Infinityshock on September 26, 2014, 10:50:51 pm
Within six months this place will be the five users who migrated from Totse2 have their character assassinated by seven SpectraL alts whom all agree with each other in every post while the staff scratches their heads wondering what went wrong.

Pro Tip For The Staff: Ban SpectraL before he does to your place what he did to Zok's place.

Dont quit your day job to become a fortune teller

You give that festering ass nugget entirely too much credit
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: -SpectraL on September 26, 2014, 11:23:48 pm

Just take a look at this faggit's signature.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 11:25:27 pm
It doesn't get much gayer than this shit.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 26, 2014, 11:30:36 pm
Within six months this place will be the five users who migrated from Totse2 have their character assassinated by seven SpectraL alts whom all agree with each other in every post while the staff scratches their heads wondering what went wrong.

Pro Tip For The Staff: Ban SpectraL before he does to your place what he did to Zok's place.

Dont quit your day job to become a fortune teller

You give that festering ass nugget entirely too much credit

Just take a look at this faggit's signature.
It doesn't get much gayer than this shit.

^See it is already starting to manifest. Thanks for proving me right with two of  your alts already.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 26, 2014, 11:34:48 pm
OP is cervical cancer. Kill it with gamma rays.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 26, 2014, 11:54:49 pm
Dude, you seriously gotta change that signature.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: -SpectraL on September 27, 2014, 12:04:22 am


TheDarkRodent gives 50+ people a very bad rep. Don't go by him.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 12:14:19 am
Dude, you seriously gotta change that signature.

It is literally the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole goddamn life.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:38:25 am
Dude, you seriously gotta change that signature.

It is literally the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole goddamn life.
Ok, I have laughed three times in real life because of his sig.

I vote for it to stay!

Hahahaha...... oh shit.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 12:43:45 am
Ok, I have laughed three times in real life because of his sig.

I vote for it to stay!

Hahahaha...... oh shit.

Dark Rodent:  "I need a good sig line, one that will show the world just exactly who I am."

*after making the sig line:  "Fuck yeah, I am the motherfuckin Dark Rodent, y'all"
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:47:33 am
90% sure the kid who drew the mouse has downsyndrome. What kind of fucking mouse is that like fo real.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Soso0 on September 27, 2014, 12:47:53 am
I think he has the best sig after me
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 27, 2014, 12:51:05 am
Dude, you seriously gotta change that signature.

 :laugh:

I like my sig. If users sigs bother you disable them in your CP. But thanks for being the first person besides SpectraL to post ITT.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 01:12:08 am
I love your sig mor than I love myself. Please never change it.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 01:31:37 am
I love your sig mor than I love myself. Please never change it.

Fuck yourself and the sig. You'll be in bliss
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 27, 2014, 01:37:44 am
I love your sig mor than I love myself. Please never change it.

Fuck yourself and the sig. You'll be in bliss

You are like a dripping faucet. Mild annoying for a short time but easy to tune out.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 01:47:27 am
I love your sig mor than I love myself. Please never change it.

Fuck yourself and the sig. You'll be in bliss

You are like a dripping faucet. Mild annoying for a short time but easy to tune out.

Your like a herpes infection

Because...your like a herpes infection

And your ugly and youre mother dresses you funny
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 27, 2014, 02:08:25 am
I love your sig mor than I love myself. Please never change it.

Fuck yourself and the sig. You'll be in bliss

You are like a dripping faucet. Mild annoying for a short time but easy to tune out.

Your like a herpes infection

Because...your like a herpes infection

And your ugly and youre mother dresses you funny

I bet your little sisster gets mad when you poke at her like that.

(http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20061230/Sister-Mad-Brother-Not-Listening-176989.jpg)
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 27, 2014, 07:50:06 am
Dude, you seriously gotta change that signature.

 :laugh:

I like my sig. If users sigs bother you disable them in your CP. But thanks for being the first person besides SpectraL to post ITT.

I just turned the disable off so I could see what the fuss is about. I think you're right, don't change your sig' for anyone; it looks like you're being shat out of a rat's arsehole, which as visual metaphor works perfectly for you.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: komokazi on September 29, 2014, 07:04:43 am
Yep, this thread is the reason I'm going to gouge my eyes out with a letter-opener.




About to gouge, duel-wielding hot soldering iron for added effect.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 02:48:25 pm


TheDarkRodent gives 50+ people a very bad rep. Don't go by him.

All of you old people fucking suck. Please die already.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: -SpectraL on September 29, 2014, 02:50:52 pm

All of you old people fucking suck. Please die already.

You're going to be old, too, one day. You should probably kill yourself now before you get there.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 02:55:45 pm

All of you old people fucking suck. Please die already.

You're going to be old, too, one day. You should probably kill yourself now before you get there.

My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: -SpectraL on September 29, 2014, 03:01:47 pm

My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

Nah... you'll get old just like everybody else. Kill yourself now before that happens.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 03:02:06 pm

All of you old people fucking suck. Please die already.

You're going to be old, too, one day. You should probably kill yourself now before you get there.

My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism
*Gets smashed by a truck tomorrow*
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 03:06:09 pm

My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

Nah... you'll get old just like everybody else. Kill yourself now before that happens.

You're so edgy spectral. I bet when you hang out at the mall with the hot topic kids they really think you're badass huh?

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*Gets smashed by a truck tomorrow*

Honestly with all the stupid shit that I've done, if I haven't killed myself or gotten myself killed by now, I don't think it's going to happen. lol
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on September 29, 2014, 03:09:43 pm
My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

Did it come with a side of kool-aid?

Actually, this is the most interesting post in this thread so far. You should expand on it in another topic.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 03:12:52 pm
My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

Did it come with a side of kool-aid?

Actually, this is the most interesting post in this thread so far. You should expand on it in another topic.
A model poster at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Dionysus on September 29, 2014, 03:18:10 pm

All of you old people fucking suck. Please die already.

You're going to be old, too, one day. You should probably kill yourself now before you get there.

My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

That's what I have been telling most people I know whenever I am in an optimistic mood, with the addendum that it will happen so long as we don't fuck ourselves as a society/species first.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 03:21:38 pm
My generation will be the first to have the option to never grow old. I've been eating anti-aging nootropics since I was 20, and I've been studying the process of aging for as many years and am confident that we can radically expand our longevity and possibly enjoy having the brain & body of a 25 year old for another 25 years. Aging is a mechanical process and is reversible. 

yay transhumanism

Did it come with a side of kool-aid?

Actually, this is the most interesting post in this thread so far. You should expand on it in another topic.

That's a good idea! Maybe we could turn it into a community project, like how we were working on curing AIDS in flask & beakers back at zoklet.

I'll start getting some research together and outlining the various mechanisms of action that cause aging & degeneration - it's a fairly complicated and intertwined process ranging from the cellular level to hormonal balance, dietary needs, oxygen & antioxidants, and oh so much more. However if we just start chipping away, I think we'll make some progress.  ;D

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A model poster at work, ladies and gentlemen.

No really, take note people, that's what a good moderator does.

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That's what I have been telling most people I know whenever I am in an optimistic mood, with the addendum that it will happen so long as we don't fuck ourselves as a society/species first.

And of course there's always the threat that we do come up with this technology or wisdom but it lays solely in the hands of a few CEOs of multinational corporations. Which is why we need to do it DIY and open sauce it all.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 03:26:32 pm
'Hey guys, let's cure aging in a forum thread!'

 :tup:
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 03:33:20 pm
'Hey guys, let's cure aging in a forum thread!'

 :tup:
*Shoots up black tar heroin and meth*.

:tup:
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Dionysus on September 29, 2014, 03:59:14 pm
'Hey guys, let's cure aging in a forum thread!'

 :tup:
*Shoots up black tar heroin and meth*.

:tup:

Well, Burroughs said that opiates act as a preservative, and I recently read somewhere that low dose meth is neuroprotective.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 06:36:51 pm
'Hey guys, let's cure aging in a forum thread!'

 :tup:
*Shoots up black tar heroin and meth*.

:tup:

Well, Burroughs said that opiates act as a preservative, and I recently read somewhere that low dose meth is neuroprotective.

Besides, if we're curing aging, you'd think we'd also solve the issue of toxicity with drugs. Better Living Through Chemistry (http://www.bltc.com/) brah

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BLTC RESEARCH was founded in 1995 to promote paradise-engineering. We are dedicated to an ambitious global technology project. BLTC seek to abolish the biological substrates of suffering. Not just in humans, but in all sentient life.

Absurdly fanciful? No. The blueprint for a Post-Darwinian Transition to a cruelty-free world is conceptually simple, technically feasible and morally urgent.

At present, life on earth is controlled by self-replicating DNA. Selfish genes ensure that pain and malaise are endemic to the living world.

Yet all traditional religions, all social and economic ideologies, and all political parties, are alike in one respect. They ignore the biochemical roots of our ill-being. So the noisy trivia of party politics distract us from what needs to be done.

Fortunately, the old Darwinian order - driven by blind natural selection acting on random genetic mutations - is destined to pass into evolutionary history.

For third-millennium bioscience allows us to:

rewrite the vertebrate genome
redesign the global ecosystem
deliver genetically pre-programmed well-being
In the new reproductive era ahead, biotechnology will make us smarter, happier and just possibly nicer. Post-Darwinian superminds can abolish "physical" and "mental" pain altogether.

The ethical importance of the decisions we take can scarcely be exaggerated. For soon we'll be forced to choose how much suffering in the living world we want to conserve and create. Or we can choose instead to abolish suffering completely.

Life on earth can be animated by gradients of ecstatic well-being beyond the bounds of normal human experience.

In the end, the greatest obstacles to lifelong superhealth and a cruelty-free world may prove ideological, not technical. BLTC RESEARCH campaign to promote paradise-engineering as a rigorous academic discipline and a mature applied science.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 06:43:11 pm
:tup:
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 29, 2014, 08:58:30 pm
That's a good idea! Maybe we could turn it into a community project, like how we were working on curing AIDS in flask & beakers back at zoklet.

This genuinely made me laugh.
Title: Re: Prediction
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 08:59:22 pm
I aged 20 more years just from this thread