Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Max Headroom on September 26, 2014, 10:13:09 pm
Title: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 26, 2014, 10:13:09 pm
Idk the title sounds better than "L0L SUICIDEEE"
Took 500mg propylhexedrine yesterday, havent slept in 36 hours, took 96mg of loperamide earlier today with large amounts of omeprazole, my stomach contents have been stagnent for a while, just vomited pure water, surprising, I thought it would be agonizing benzedrex soaked bile soaked super soaked stomach acid all of this happening while I suddenly can't stop sweating, my feet are extremely swollen and red, I knew right away it was a hypertensive crisis, took BP 213/103 BP heartrate 173, planned on doing DXM, still might do DXM and mix it with a fuckton of tizanidine. Hopefully I have the testicular fortitude to actually die and not survive like a fucking cromag plebioid fagtron 3030.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 10:40:29 pm
Why is everyone suicidal around here?
:cosby:
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: equanimity on September 26, 2014, 11:31:16 pm
You're kidding, right? Hypertension usually has to get very extreme to kill a person acutely, especially if they're young and in decent health (most young people are in good health by default). Muscle relaxants, cough suppressant and anti-diarrheal medications aren't going to come close to killing you. Don't be stupid.
I've done actual crazy overdoses (think like 6 grams lamotrigine) in the past, but I knew they weren't suicide attempts. I just like hurting myself.
If you can still stand you're fine. Even if you can't, you'll probably be okay. I always was. Those aren't anything close to heroic doses, not that I'm daring you to take more. Death by overdose is difficult to achieve even if you're taking dangerous drugs.
Why are you feeling suicidal?
Source: I'm a healthcare worker and I know my medications. I've seen death. I've researched suicide methods extensively.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 27, 2014, 12:48:08 am
Well I just regained conciosness on my bedroom floor soaked in bloody water vomit and f 22 like I took the dxm but both bottles are unopened . I'm not suicidal, just extremely cynical
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 27, 2014, 12:51:51 am
It's not death by direct drug toxicity when people do stuff like this, just other peripheral things like genetic predisposition, for example I have cardiomyopathy, mitral valve prolapse and a whole bunch of other fun Marfans syndrome attributes
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 12:59:00 am
I feel like you're lying about there being actual blood in your vomit. Or maybe something minor happened. If there really is blood there though you should get to the ER asap. Probably should have in the first place, but whatever.
They'll shove a tube up your nose, down into your stomach. Have fun.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 01:04:54 am
It's not death by direct drug toxicity when people do stuff like this, just other peripheral things like genetic predisposition, for example I have cardiomyopathy, mitral valve prolapse and a whole bunch of other fun Marfans syndrome attributes
What medications are you taking? How did you come to know of these issues, and how have they affected you since?
Also post pics of the vomit.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 01:06:10 am
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 01:07:33 am
But mostly just get to the ER. Bring pictures of the vomit, or a sample if you can collect it. It would be very surprising if you died but you could have caused some damage that might cause you problems later in life if not treated soon.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 27, 2014, 01:13:54 am
Shit lol did you really think I left that bloody vomit swirl milkshake fester? As soon as I r egained conciosness I went all ukinojoe and made a Web cartoon wat damn I just had some brain zaps , I know all the medical stuff because my father and his father has the cardiomyopathy and marfanz , my uncle has klinefelters, so I gother karyotyped when I was a yunggin
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 27, 2014, 01:16:30 am
Also everything's pretty much lackluster but not FIBA ABANDON SHIP like it was before, I took a nitroglycerin sublingual and I'm gonna take a topamax in a little bit
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: equanimity on September 27, 2014, 01:24:05 am
Shit lol did you really think I left that bloody vomit swirl milkshake fester? As soon as I r egained conciosness I went all ukinojoe and made a Web cartoon wat damn I just had some brain zaps , I know all the medical stuff because my father and his father has the cardiomyopathy and marfanz , my uncle has klinefelters, so I gother karyotyped when I was a yunggin
So you probably don't have any of those problems. Maybe in the future.
Again, if there was blood in the vomit get to the ER.
Also everything's pretty much lackluster but not FIBA ABANDON SHIP like it was before, I took a nitroglycerin sublingual and I'm gonna take a topamax in a little bit
Why did you take either of those things? Are you just popping random pills in your parent's pill cabinet?
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Max Headroom on September 28, 2014, 03:44:46 pm
Did you read any of my posts? Heart issues and seizures so I took a vasodilator and an anticonvulsant. My parents are squares and don't do drugs.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Arnox on September 28, 2014, 04:01:01 pm
Did you read any of my posts? Heart issues and seizures so I took a vasodilator and an anticonvulsant. My parents are squares and don't do drugs.
Then I imagine you got into one little fight and your mom got scared and said you're moving to your auntie's and your uncle's in Bel-Air?
also nice the Admin is shit posting now
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 04:16:13 pm
Fun Fact:
I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.
Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 04:19:03 pm
Did you read any of my posts? Heart issues and seizures so I took a vasodilator and an anticonvulsant. My parents are squares and don't do drugs.
Then I imagine you got into one little fight and your mom got scared and said you're moving to your auntie's and your uncle's in Bel-Air?
also nice the Admin is shit posting now
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 28, 2014, 04:26:18 pm
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.
Deal?
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 28, 2014, 04:36:45 pm
I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.
Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.
Jesus christ
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Arnox on September 28, 2014, 04:41:13 pm
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.
Deal?
I'd write zoklet instead Still deal?
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 29, 2014, 08:28:28 pm
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.
Deal?
I'd write zoklet instead Still deal?
Write Zok's PI on your chest and the first round at your wake is on me.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Autodidact on October 02, 2014, 05:02:35 pm
I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.
Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.
I DABBED HARD ENOUGH TO PUKE
PEOPLE CAN PUKE FROM NORMAL BONG RIPS BUT IM SO BADASS I PUKED FROM BHO
THERE WAS A HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD
BUT FUCK IT
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Xlite on October 02, 2014, 05:25:09 pm
Friend of mine did the same stunt, i think.
He had a two-headed bong that was trying to kill him. After the doublehit, he placed the bong on the table, got down on the floor, and looked like he was choking. Which he was. He was gasping for air, and it pretty much looked like he was dying.
Apparently the smoke found a way into his chest cavity, where it would apply preasure to heart and lungs. After 20-40 seconds, he was fine again.
A few months later or so, he decided to try again and failed again, almost died again.
Good times.
Title: Re: Inducing death
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 05:35:50 pm
Use one of those thingys that they use to inject air intona body cavity during a laporoscopy...except instead of air use whatever vaporized happy smoke your heart desires