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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Rationahl on September 26, 2014, 03:20:27 pm

Title: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Rationahl on September 26, 2014, 03:20:27 pm
ITT call me a fed, flame me for being a n00b, and hopefully help me out

Do you guys know of any information online (or maybe your own) about safest ways to go about this.
Obviously a good encrypted chat thing for vendors, but as far as if best route is setting up a p.o. Box or sending it to my house or what idk I'm new to all of this
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: komokazi on September 26, 2014, 05:19:36 pm
Do you mean... off the internet? Not sure how one would engage in chat while offline.
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Max Headroom on September 26, 2014, 05:25:43 pm
Step 1: acquire 3D printer
Step 2: Find/make 3D chemical composition of drug in blender
Step 3: Data or somthin idk
Step 3.5:  :suspect:
Step 4:  :hang:
step 4:
Step To the right
Step To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time, one hop this time
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Criss cross, criss cross
Cha cha real smooth
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Bart the General on September 26, 2014, 05:53:17 pm
nigga qut the fucks a PO box nahmean like what the fuck is dat yo mommas stankin bawks or suhin? HA u just a fuck nigga tryna make da nex come up when u aint studied ya 1 2 10 n tryin jump in but u on sum funny shit we don play roun here boi
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Zanick on September 26, 2014, 06:05:35 pm
If I were investigating a series of suspicious packages being sent to a PO box, I would probably have the office send a notice to the subscriber informing them that one is waiting for them to pick up, and when they showed I would probably take them away in cuffs. You might as well have it sent to your house, at least that way you can smoke meth while you look out for surveillance.
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Rationahl on September 26, 2014, 06:14:21 pm
Could it come in an  envelope or the if it fits it ships things, something that goes in aailbox rather than being delivered a package
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:20:00 pm
If I were investigating a series of suspicious packages being sent to a PO box, I would probably have the office send a notice to the subscriber informing them that one is waiting for them to pick up, and when they showed I would probably take them away in cuffs. You might as well have it sent to your house, at least that way you can smoke meth while you look out for surveillance.

I have never used a po box so my question may be a stupid one.  Do they send out these notices every time one receives a piece of mail? 

My ideal mailing address would be of some middle aged acquaintance, who meets the following criteria:  needs money, has a fixed address, knows me by a false name, somewhat flexible ethics, and doesn't care about drugs enough to fuck with the packages.
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Bart the General on September 26, 2014, 06:26:24 pm
I've never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail because when I was younger I wasn't a fucking faggot who stayed inside all day, instead electing to go outside into my shit tier city and meet individuals to form mutualistic relationships with based on our own selfishnesseses
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:30:36 pm
I've never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail because when I was younger I wasn't a fucking faggot who stayed inside all day, instead electing to go outside into my shit tier city and meet individuals to form mutualistic relationships with based on our own selfishnesseses

While I agree with the general tenor of your post, I posit that the only reason you have never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail is because of the paralyzing fear you have of your nemesis the crown prosecutor.
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Bart the General on September 26, 2014, 06:33:02 pm
I don't even take drugs. I buy my weed at the corner store like everyone else
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:34:13 pm
I don't even take drugs. I buy my weed at the corner store like everyone else

And you keep it in the purse god gave you

(http://i62.tinypic.com/1pxe6c.jpg)
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Max Headroom on September 26, 2014, 07:24:32 pm
Nice CYMBAL of counter culture. But when I get blitzed I need my HIGH hat
bp tssshht bm
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: Bart the General on September 26, 2014, 07:27:48 pm
I last two posts were so cringy and terrible I might never come back here
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 07:31:51 pm
I last two posts were so cringy and terrible I might never come back here

You were cringing for sure when that hash was in your 'special pocket' weren't ya
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: RestStop on September 26, 2014, 07:40:16 pm
If you''re that concerned about it, go to a real estate website, find a house that's a total piece of shit and overpriced aka no one is going to buy it, have your drugs dropped shipped there.
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: iRent on September 27, 2014, 12:14:58 am
Ship it to your house obviously.  Nothing is gonna happen if the dude you're getting it from knows what he's doing. 
Title: Re: Ordering drugs offline
Post by: STD on September 27, 2014, 10:17:21 am
You can do it online, pay with a prepaid VISA card, and have it mailed to nearly any address in the world. Just need the right sources.