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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Daran on September 26, 2014, 02:39:12 am

Title: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Daran on September 26, 2014, 02:39:12 am: There's a new wal-mart in town and I was thinking about making a publicity stunt out of camping out by the front entrance for a week. I'll look like an eager wal-mart fan and then if I can drum up enough publicity in the local press to get people to come out then attempt to hardcore shoplift. I'm not asking your permission it's already a done deal. Thoughts? Would going on a wal-mart store opening national waiting tour be profitable?
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: General Fault on September 27, 2014, 04:11:27 am: I value my time more than I value the shit they sell at Wally World. Have fun.
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Soso0 on September 27, 2014, 04:12:28 am: Make sure to steal all their dxm
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: mojo4567 on September 27, 2014, 04:15:25 am: make it pretty obvious you stole shit. id watch u for the lulz
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: HampTheToker on September 27, 2014, 05:38:30 am: drink seminal fluid
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: joe camel on September 27, 2014, 06:10:28 am: They're going to know your up to something. Who the fuck cares enough to camp out in front of the new wal mart?
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Ninja on September 27, 2014, 06:19:47 am: People who wait in lines are fucking retarded.
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Toxication on September 29, 2014, 02:23:04 am: Get pals,unscrew propane tanks,roll them through store,rip out the fireworks they sell and chuck em everywhere.light that shit.gtfo.
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Toxication on September 29, 2014, 02:23:59 am: Make a huge point of getting electronics in your cart and wheeling it out the garden center
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 02:25:11 am: Quote from: joe camel on September 27, 2014, 06:10:28 am
They're going to know your up to something. Who the fuck cares enough to camp out in front of the new wal mart?

Thats the joke. No one waits for a walmart opening.
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am: Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: slicknickns on September 29, 2014, 05:38:01 am: Is a new Wal mart really taht much of a special occasion?
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: komokazi on September 29, 2014, 01:43:24 pm: Enough for a bomb.
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: mojo4567 on September 30, 2014, 01:14:23 am: Quote from: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am
Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours

I dont give a shit about small buisness owners anymore. They used to be cool and community friendly but now they are all like "well this cost 100 bucks and I really wanna be steve jobs reincarnated so nope no community fair"
Title: Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
Post by: Daran on September 30, 2014, 03:30:20 am: Quote from: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am
Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours

This new wal-mart actually used to be an older wal-mart which was shut down 6 years ago to make way for... a super walmart 2 miles down the road. So now we have 2 wal-marts within two miles of one another.