The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Rationahl on September 25, 2014, 01:12:08 pm
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What's all the craziest shit you did I'm get high school? Pranks, suspensions, getting really fucked up, etc.
Shit that's really awesome I may be inclined to repeat
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After reading your posts, I realized your high school adventure was way better than mine.
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one time i brought three pigs to school, let them loose, and labeled them 1,2 and 4
it took a crane to get the nonexistent pig out
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One time walked a bunch of cows upstairs so they couldn't get back down
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is bringing your cow to school some special accommodation they make for mormons?
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Worst thing I did was fill out my tardy slips with a fake name. Got away with it for about 2 weeks after coming in late. I got busted and about a month later they changed the whole tardy slip system to an electronic system instead. I wish I would of done more hoodrat stuff in high school
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Worst thing I did was fill out my tardy slips with a fake name. Got away with it for about 2 weeks after coming in late. I got busted and about a month later they changed the whole tardy slip system to an electronic system instead. I wish I would of done more hoodrat stuff in high school
lol wut
my local highschool had an average grade of F for a few years because since there were no security guards students could walk out of the building whenever they wanted to.
i would stay for about an hour a day and then walk out the door. still get marked present.
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After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire. Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it. Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.
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I got fucked in the last month of school last year by forging a note and going to my friends house to get dabbed out for 5th period. Long story short his dad comes home and drags us back to school. 1 day of ISS and I lost my exam exemptions, which I had for every class
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
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After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire. Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it. Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.
holy fuck dude that's some serious shit. Did you use gas or anything
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just last semester I stole my parents car and went joy riding. I didnt have my lisence or permit yet and I ended up stalling out in the middle of a busy intersection taking my friends to lunch since it was a manual.
Another time me and my 2 friends ditched school and went to smoke weed, but the office lady had followed us, the stupid mofo. We ended up running away for 3 days since the office lady called the police on us. This is how I got on probabtion.
In freshman year I broke into a church that was across the school and setup a whore house. During off periods and lunchtime girls would come and get a couch, then guys would pay 30 bucks for a BJ and 60 for actual sex. I made so much money.
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My friend did vodka in a water bottle one time and the office called him down for grades stuff. He ended up calling his counsler a bitch, puked on her, then passed out. It was legendary
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
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I got expelled once in middle school
all tolled up, probably spent a good 2 months suspended in high school...
all stupid shit, nothing really that bad either...zero tolerance is bullshit
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After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire. Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it. Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.
holy fuck dude that's some serious shit. Did you use gas or anything
No, first we smashed up the kitchenette with wooden planks, then we wrapped toilet paper around the picnic tables and lit it on fire. Call me stupid but I didn't realize the building would burn to the fucking ground. I was 14.
And the locker thing...the reason we could get into the lockers was something called 'quick setting', where the person would enter their combination into the lock just enough to open it, without actually pulling the trigger-like opening mechanism. So we would just go up and down the rows of lockers pulling all the 'triggers' until one opened.
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.
I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.
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security guards
lol usa is funny
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.
I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.
Sometimes I get nostalgia so bad it almost physically hurts. I love the life I have lived. I will never see these places and events again, except in my memory. Fuck the present, fuck Indiana, and fuck being old.
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My friend did vodka in a water bottle one time and the office called him down for grades stuff. He ended up calling his counsler a bitch, puked on her, then passed out. It was legendary
Yes that's awesome. An older friend of mine hooked up with a new assistant in the guidance office at a concert or something and someone got a picture. Needless to say she got canned
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.
I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.
The only youth in Germany that interests me is the hitler youth
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Highschool, lol.
All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.
Fuck your life.
Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
Trust me dude, I got stories for ages. I had to repeat 2 grades in two different schools and got expelled for violent behavior against a teacher. I was a bully and an idiot. I'm not proud of any of that shit because it basically ruined my future and now I'm here shitposting all day.
I'm also German and our school system is different so you wouldn't understand shit and explaining stuff in English fucks my brain so fuck you and your wasted youth. Bitch.
The only youth in Germany that interests me is the hitler youth
The BDM would've killed you with their bare hands you limp wristed weakling.
Hitler Youth :facepalm: ... just fuck off.
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Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot
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i remember grade school and started to notice
how i was the only one sitting alone
i remember high school and started to notice
that not much had changed since i was 6 years old
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Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot
I'm not involved in ANY of the site drama. Not even in the slightest bit.
I just can't stand spoilt 16 year old wannabe try hards like you, shithead.
"Yea I'm so cool because I dab oil and act like a nigger in my highschool class but fuck niggers. 420 blaze it." That's you. Just shut the fuck up already.
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i remember grade school and started to notice
how i was the only one sitting alone
i remember high school and started to notice
that not much had changed since i was 6 years old
you ride too wierd
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
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Is there one thread on this site you haven't stuck your 2 inch cock in? I used to root for you over infinity shock and I thought you were kinda cool, but now you should just get the fuck outta my thread. You're like a bitch, always running your mouth and involved in every piece of drama on this site. No one thinks you're hard, faggot
I'm not involved in ANY of the site drama. Not even in the slightest bit.
I just can't stand spoilt 16 year old wannabe try hards like you, shithead.
"Yea I'm so cool because I dab oil and act like a nigger in my highschool class but fuck niggers. 420 blaze it." That's you. Just shut the fuck up already.
Good, it won't be long then before I start eating pills like tic tacs to drown out all of my failures and shortcomings.
Oh wait, I'm not an angry loser who pissed his life away because they can't maintain even a successful high school career, much less a decent independent life afterwards. Don't even bother to reply here loserfaggot, if you feel the need put it on one of the many threads users set up for you to put your stupid bitch fights in. Isn't funny that the people on here hate you just as much as the people you know in real life that you're trying to escape from?
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That didn't even make any sense. Your madness is making you even dumber so you should try to relax. Breathe slow and calm down.
Y'know what take another huge dab, bro and then tell me about that one time you did something anyobody cares about. :tup:
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
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i remember grade school and started to notice
how i was the only one sitting alone
i remember high school and started to notice
that not much had changed since i was 6 years old
you ride too wierd
they said to just be myself but i always knew that was never good enough they said i had every chance how could i not fuck it all up?????
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
Did you ignore it the second time it happened?
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
Did you ignore it the second time it happened?
That's the only gay experience I've ever had. I guess I don't throw out a very gay vibe.
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
Did you ignore it the second time it happened?
That's the only gay experience I've ever had. I guess I don't throw out a very gay vibe.
(http://i.imgur.com/lKESKG2.jpg)
I'd say your gay vibes were so strong that it scared the other fags straight away.
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Idk, maybe you're just the only other fag out there that's into me then.
Not sure how being a filthy ass mofo makes you think gay though.
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Holy shit, RisiR looks so much like Helladamnleet.
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Idk, maybe you're just the only other fag out there that's into me then.
Not sure how being a filthy ass mofo makes you think gay though.
Hmmm ok, I'll let that count. I'm into dirty boys, y'know. ;)
Holy shit, RisiR looks so much like Helladamnleet.
Yea.... no.
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
Did you ignore it the second time it happened?
That's the only gay experience I've ever had. I guess I don't throw out a very gay vibe.
(http://i.imgur.com/lKESKG2.jpg)
I'd say your gay vibes were so strong that it scared the other fags straight away.
Wipe down that oily face and get rid of that trash 'stache you fucking slime bucket
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Stole several cars, kidnapped my best friend, burglarized my mom's house a couple times, ran across the state, drank, partied, robbed cars. If anyone wants specific stories pick a category and I'll see what I even remember.
I pick the category "First Homo-Erotic Encounters".
So I was all bored a fuck this one night, and the usual thing to do was go to this place that everyone called "The Trap House". It was basically a house where everyone went to hang out, party, and if they needed it, live, because the owner was loosing it and didn't give a shit anymore what happened there.
Well, this one night I went to hit the party scene, and decided to go hang out at the trap for a while, and started having some drinks. Well, as basically public places go, eventually rowdier people showed up and the owner brings me up to his room to "talk".
Now, imagine a 45+ year old gay dude hitting on a 15 year old. He tried to get me to let him spoon me and I was like "Nah, I gotta get home" and fucking bounced. It retrospect I should have called the cops, but he only tried to fuck me that one time, and after telling other people about it they said he gets drunk and weird like that some times and to ignore it.
Did you ignore it the second time it happened?
That's the only gay experience I've ever had. I guess I don't throw out a very gay vibe.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lKESKG2.jpg[/img]
I'd say your gay vibes were so strong that it scared the other fags straight away.
Wipe down that oily face and get rid of that trash 'stache you fucking slime bucket
I'm working on it. I can't find my electric razor so I haven't been able to shave. Let me finish this bowl and get ready for the day. It's not even noon here, brah.
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:laugh:
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Idk, maybe you're just the only other fag out there that's into me then.
Not sure how being a filthy ass mofo makes you think gay though.
Hmmm ok, I'll let that count. I'm into dirty boys, y'know. ;)
Holy shit, RisiR looks so much like Helladamnleet.
Yea.... no.
Actually, you do. You've never seen Helladamnleet's face? 100% alike. Except he's buzzed his hair off.
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You guys are retarded. Rationahl is so butthurt that he just insulted a stranger because he thought it was me.
:laugh:
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Idk, maybe you're just the only other fag out there that's into me then.
Not sure how being a filthy ass mofo makes you think gay though.
Hmmm ok, I'll let that count. I'm into dirty boys, y'know. ;)
Holy shit, RisiR looks so much like Helladamnleet.
Yea.... no.
Actually, you do. You've never seen Helladamnleet's face? 100% alike. Except he's buzzed his hair off.
That's because he posted a picture of me...
(http://i.imgur.com/S7DklBJ.jpg)
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i went boarding school for bad boys and i was pretty open a but my love for cock so you can make all the assumption you want there all true :)
things i learned
i learned how to pick lock how to hide contraband learned how to be sneaky and pick pocket, I got an education too i learned how to read people it was very broad spectrum off characters.
How to pot hole and rock climb, but what 14 yr old is not a master free climber before there made to use ropes haha
as for antic well there was alot off "traditions"(same old, meany new) and a fair bit off comradery even among enemy's. I've woke a lad up with latex glove full off piss and sugar or had a full set off spare set of keys for the hole school, there was also 100s off acres off forest and farm land (learned abit off bush craft along the way) in the end it was better then worse.
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i went boarding school for bad boys and i was pretty open a but my love for cock so you can make all the assumption you want there all true :)
things i learned
i learned how to pick lock how to hide contraband learned how to be sneaky and pick pocket, I got an education too i learned how to read people it was very broad spectrum off characters.
How to pot hole and rock climb, but what 14 yr old is not a master free climber before there made to use ropes haha
as for antic well there was alot off "traditions"(same old, meany new) and a fair bit off comradery even among enemy's. I've woke a lad up with latex glove full off piss and sugar or had a full set off spare set of keys for the hole school, there was also 100s off acres off forest and farm land (learned abit off bush craft along the way) in the end it was better then worse.
That....
Sounds.......
Like.........
The...........
Mother..........
Fucking..........
GAYEST THING ON THE PLANET!.
Nigger, I STOLE CARS, set BLUFFS on fire. I fucked my girlfriend on the shores of Lake Michigan. I feel pretty sorry for your homo-house faggot ass.
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fuck you michael myers
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Honestly I'm disappointed, I thought you guys pulled a lot of crazy shit
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The whole world is disappointed with you. Now you know how it feels.
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i remember grade school and started to notice
how i was the only one sitting alone
i remember high school and started to notice
that not much had changed since i was 6 years old
you ride too wierd
they said to just be myself but i always knew that was never good enough they said i had every chance how could i not fuck it all up?????
"They tell you to be yourself and when you do they judge you" - Waka Flocka Flame
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"They tell you to be yourself and when you do they judge you" - Waka Flocka Flame
lol thats irone words coming from an unoriginal nigger
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My junior year myself and some friends from computer science and cisco classes changed our network admin password, changed our schools homepage to a photo shopped picture of our principle fucking his secretary, which he actually was doing and got fired for, changed permissions to surf watch to block most network traffic and allow access to any porn site. We got suspended only because they could not figure out who or how it was done. When we came back to school 4 days all the kids in computer science and cisco had no computer access. We had to piece together our own network with hardware ,which mostly came from a local goodwill, and a few things we had laying around our houses. That actually turned out to be the best thing since most of the hardware was old 486s we ran Linux and our schools network admins knew nothing about Linux. It was pretty fucking cool, once everything settles down. That was back on November of 2000 a 700 MHz CPU was still fast.
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My junior year myself and some friends from computer science and cisco classes changed our network admin password, changed our schools homepage to a photo shopped picture of our principle fucking his secretary, which he actually was doing and got fired for, changed permissions to surf watch to block most network traffic and allow access to any porn site. We got suspended only because they could not figure out who or how it was done. When we came back to school 4 days all the kids in computer science and cisco had no computer access. We had to piece together our own network with hardware ,which mostly came from a local goodwill, and a few things we had laying around our houses. That actually turned out to be the best thing since most of the hardware was old 486s we ran Linux and our schools network admins knew nothing about Linux. It was pretty fucking cool, once everything settles down. That was back on November of 2000 a 700 MHz CPU was still fast.
Like Cisco Systems?
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My junior year myself and some friends from computer science and cisco classes changed our network admin password, changed our schools homepage to a photo shopped picture of our principle fucking his secretary, which he actually was doing and got fired for, changed permissions to surf watch to block most network traffic and allow access to any porn site. We got suspended only because they could not figure out who or how it was done. When we came back to school 4 days all the kids in computer science and cisco had no computer access. We had to piece together our own network with hardware ,which mostly came from a local goodwill, and a few things we had laying around our houses. That actually turned out to be the best thing since most of the hardware was old 486s we ran Linux and our schools network admins knew nothing about Linux. It was pretty fucking cool, once everything settles down. That was back on November of 2000 a 700 MHz CPU was still fast.
Damn bro teach me your skills
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security guards
lol usa is funny
Actually, at my current school we have security guards as well. You have to show your school ID to get in, otherwise you can't get in.
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We don't have security guards, but attendance is taken in every class and if administrators see you were present earlier in the day they will call you to the office the next day and suspend you. You need a note to get around it
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Lol, one day during lunch on my sophomore year, this really fat black chick was laughing, but then a few seconds later, both back legs give out on the chair and she lands on the ground and starts rolling around. I was at the table behind her but was like 2 tables to the side of her so I got a great view of it. After she finally ceased the flailing around and was able to regain stance, she busted out of the cafeteria, sobbing. Good times.
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I went to school back before things like standardized testing and drug screening and security guards. I could pretty much come and go from the building whenever I wanted during the school day, as long as I avoided a few of the more zealous teachers. One or two of them would take it upon themselves to roam around and try to bust people.
We would smoke in the bathrooms between every class, and this one teacher would actually fucking begin sprinting from his class when the bell rang to run and catch us in the bathroom closest to his class. We would always get in there first and light up and hotbox for a few seconds, then throw the butt in the toilet.
There was a rule in our school district that you had to actually be caught with the cigarette in your hand to be suspended for it. He would be so pissed as we grinned at him through clouds of smoke, with one butt floating in the toilet for each person present. We took advantage of this to the maximum, so eventually they took out the stall walls and there was just open toilets in there. Fuck you, Mr. Patton! You are probably dead, but fuck you anyway!
Another thing we would do is gather around the payphone outside the side door of the school, and smoke. One of us would pretend to be on the phone, and the rest of us would gather around with our backs facing outwards to block the view. We would all huddle in a crowd and smoke marlboros. Don't ask me why we did it that way, it sounds retarded now that I type it out.
And lastly, the only time the police ever even came to my school was when some dumbass jocks were caught selling major amounts of steroids in the school parking lot. If we did get caught, we would get suspended two days for smoking, and three days for fighting, a week for drugs (I think, can't remember). You had to basically attack a teacher or commit a major felony to be expelled. These days, at least in my town, kids get arrested and expelled for both fighting and smoking.