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Title: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 09:16:52 am
For some reason, some of your recents threads in combination with my elevated levels of dopamine have caused me to actually write out coherent, researched posts with the sole purpose of trying to give you the information you need to make choices that will better the health of your body and mind (maybe we can even work up to restoring your mind-body connection!). however given what seems to be your disregard and almost disdain for using your intelligence for anything other than trying to be hip and witty on the internet, I have to wonder what you're actually going to do with my advice. I know that you're used to people just shit posting and not actually taking the time to address your issues and just treat you like a random person on the internet that deserves as much respect and empathy as any human, instead of the sort of circus-side-show-freak of this community that you are now.

Will you take my advice to heart and look into the things I said or recommended? Will you follow through with action?

Or will you take the path-of-no-resistance(or change, or progress) and respond to it in one of your many rehearsed lines?

A toast! *clinky* to yer health! you're still young enough that if you replace your bad habits with good ones you'll live most of your life in health & happiness.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 04:41:15 pm
Is he that nigger that was trying to sabotage his mom's relationship because he was somehow trying to muscle in on his inheritance despite being a huge provider in his lavish lifestyle?
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: mashleshmash on September 25, 2014, 05:53:31 pm
No he's our second generation dxm abusing poster.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: Ninja on September 25, 2014, 05:57:40 pm
Sploo is the father of your future grandchildren!
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 05:57:56 pm
No he's our second generation dxm abusing poster.

Oh, who am I thinking of? I want to say it was a beaner.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 06:25:39 pm
Anyone wondering what the future holds for sploo, need only look at the life and appearance of the now MIA user named slag. 
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 06:31:08 pm
what am i supposed to do? if i stop drinking soda will it help re-establish my mind-body connection?

Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 06:32:51 pm
"you should stop smoking paint coatings, but in the mean time, eat your fruits and vegetables,don't drink soda. also, throw yourself into cold water"

my affair with the plaint is officially over btw and ifeel way better
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 06:37:39 pm
what am i supposed to do? if i stop drinking soda will it help re-establish my mind-body connection?

No but it will help.  Exercise and water together is even better.  You will feel great........for a while....then you will get bored after a week or two, and begin to want the novelty and escapism of drugs back in your life, and your will to improve yourself will fall by the wayside and another round of self-destructive habits until you look in the mirror one day, and you are literally slag.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 06:55:00 pm
i'm in good physical shape i'm a drummer, and i try to keep my nutrition up here or there, then feelsbadman, then repeat

but i could imagine this being analogous to anyone's life
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 07:04:06 pm
when out of worry mode the side effects are actually lot more benign then they really seem

i'm not any cognitively slower than i've been for a while. i've been able to socialize and not be an idiot more easily but that's also from meds. i've had nervous habits from like 7,9 nail biting 9,10,hair pulling 11,12,playing with hair, 13 face picking. 14 eyebrow picking, and at 15 or 16 i'd always be obsessed and bothered over little strands i notice or whatever. i had chronic estrauchian(sp) tube clearing at 11/12, developed persistent swallowing/spitting from my throat always getting drenched in mucus (har har) 13-16

tl;dr i've always had respiratory problems from allergies and i've always been nevery nervous, most of the nervousness went away, the respiratory problems are just as bad as theyve been my whole life.

i more worried about what'llinevitable happen when i actually run out, and how i feel like a pawn to a plant, but that sounds pretty firstworldp[roblens
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 07:07:51 pm
i'm fairly sure i'd be able to get my GED with ease but i have doubts over whether i'll end up dropping out of college within a week or two because of not being able to focus or organize anything at all.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: Peace Of Mind on September 25, 2014, 07:27:18 pm
i'm in good physical shape i'm a drummer, and i try to keep my nutrition up here or there, then feelsbadman, then repeat

but i could imagine this being analogous to anyone's life

Cause being a drummer is "physically hard." Try going for a run.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: Hewfil1 on September 25, 2014, 07:52:53 pm
In all honesty, Schplew has to be one of my favorite people
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 08:27:45 pm
So anyone want to fill me in on who I was thinking of?
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: mashleshmash on September 25, 2014, 08:45:01 pm
Slag
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 08:45:43 pm
Slag

Slaggot
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: baby raper on September 25, 2014, 08:46:33 pm
what am i supposed to do? if i stop drinking soda will it help re-establish my mind-body connection?

No but it will help.  Exercise and water together is even better.  You will feel great........for a while....then you will get bored after a week or two, and begin to want the novelty and escapism of drugs back in your life, and your will to improve yourself will fall by the wayside and another round of self-destructive habits until you look in the mirror one day, and you are literally slag.

Spice addicts neglect themselves fully. Food laundry the list goes on.
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 08:47:53 pm
what am i supposed to do? if i stop drinking soda will it help re-establish my mind-body connection?

No but it will help.  Exercise and water together is even better.  You will feel great........for a while....then you will get bored after a week or two, and begin to want the novelty and escapism of drugs back in your life, and your will to improve yourself will fall by the wayside and another round of self-destructive habits until you look in the mirror one day, and you are literally slag.

Spice addicts neglect themselves fully. Food laundry the list goes on.

Ann Hiro?
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: Bart the General on September 26, 2014, 06:21:52 pm
What a stupid fucking thread

Sploos problem is he isn't "done" yet. He's relatively uncomfortable because he doesn't have "base" personality traits and has gayfag permissive parents who encourage him to "find himself" because they read a book someone wrote in a weekend on the subject. Sploo doesn't have a discernible personality yet (think "character") because he's lived a middle class lyfe but may or may not have certain disorders that prevent this from being "autopilot" for him which is, ultimately a good thing but a difficult thing to live with, not having an autopilot and being able to have the utmost confidence in everything or anything, whether or not you're wrong or not. Hence lots of things seem "new" to him but since he's such a lil vessel a lot just goes in and out. He's not particularly bad at "socializing" with people but he doesn't "get" certain things that others inherently understand and don't question.

 I could go on about this for a while but it'd be super boring, basically the answer is to man the fuck up
Title: Re: schplew sploo poo, are you going to take any of the advice I gave you to heart?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:38:00 pm
it'd be super boring

too late