The Sanctuary
Entertainment => I Found It On The Web => Topic started by: Soso0 on September 24, 2014, 10:08:10 pm
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/37-ways-to-know-youre-a-2000s-kid
This is all so corny that I have no clue where to start... :facepalm: :hang:
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33. Your whole family knew all of Nicklebag's songs.
There's nothing I can add to this...... absolutely nothing.
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I'm a 90's kid BITCH! 00's kids are lame and gay.
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Let's see... Buzzfeed, click-bait styled headline, automatic fail. The Buzzfeed part tipped it off though.
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33. Your whole family knew all of Nicklebag's songs.
There's nothing I can add to this...... absolutely nothing.
It is fucking nickelback, and I use that band as a measuring stick to decide who is worthy of life or not.
'You like nickelback?' 'Yes' 'Fuck you, don't talk to me ever again'
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6. You were scared after you watched the planes crash on TV on 9/11 and up to this day you’re still scared of terrorsists on planes
Ahahaha holy shit
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Holy shit. So glad I wasn't born in the 2000's. What a fucking abysmal list of childhood experiences.
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I remember hiding under my desk at school for nuclear attack drills.
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33. Your whole family knew all of Nicklebag's songs.
There's nothing I can add to this...... absolutely nothing.
It is fucking nickelback, and I use that band as a measuring stick to decide who is worthy of life or not.
'You like nickelback?' 'Yes' 'Fuck you, don't talk to me ever again'
Good attitude. Plus, I honestly don't care how you write that band's name.
Here are two great quotes from the faggot singer.
"I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."
"You know anything about zodiac signs? I'm a Scorpio. A Scorpio is pretty much a walking penis. Getting that under control is difficult. Also, I was born in 1974, the year of the tiger, which means I'm a shrewd businessman and I pretty much want to take over the world. I'm a walking penis that wants to take over the world. So you can imagine."
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6. You were scared after you watched the planes crash on TV on 9/11 and up to this day you’re still scared of terrorsists on planes
Ahahaha holy shit
I thought it was a dramatic action movie with big asplosions n shit.
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Cringes
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"16. You started to listen to Michael Jackson after he died"
I was listening to Michael Jackson before he turned into a middle class white woman.
/feel old
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Did these kids swap actual real-life experiences for fucking disney shows and movies? cause i can tell you now, when i think back to my childhood i remember the fun i had not the fucking TV shows i watched.
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I'm a 90's kid BITCH! 00's kids are lame and gay.
I'm from 1993 but I wish I was born a bit earlier so I could of enjoyed the 90's a bit more. Let's see... Buzzfeed, click-bait styled headline, automatic fail. The Buzzfeed part tipped it off though.
I lost the little respect I had for buzzfeed after this one...
"16. You started to listen to Michael Jackson after he died"
I was listening to Michael Jackson before he turned into a middle class white woman.
/feel old
I was a teen when MJ died. I remember how as a kid everyone would make rapist jokes that had to do with him. I remember watching the news when they announced he died all of a sudden everyone in the world, including the those on the news became big fans of him and were suddenly close friends of him. Fucking fake ass people.
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I was a teen when MJ died. I remember how as a kid everyone would make rapist jokes that had to do with him. I remember watching the news when they announced he died all of a sudden everyone in the world, including the those on the news became big fans of him and were suddenly close friends of him. Fucking fake ass people.
When I was 8 we, as a class, were asked to write down on a pieve of paper 'someone we saw as a role model'. My mind went blank as I was born cynical and already thought most people were full of shit, including the teacher and her 'role model' bollocks. So anyway I knew this fucking thing was going to turn into a 'and so-and-so picked x, what do we think of that class...' situation so I said MJ, knowing that I'd get the approval of the niglets (who indeed all nodded in approval) and the rest of the class would be plain sailing.
If the 'Way to know' list was about 80/90's kids one question could be 'most of the people you grew up admiring were arrested 20 years later for being child molesters'.
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Holy shit. So glad I wasn't born in the 2000's. What a fucking abysmal list of childhood experiences.
No fucking shit!! Have these sheltered, coddled twits ever even gotten their hands dirty from being outside? Or scraped a knee or gotten a splinter FFS?!?! The next generation will be born with micro USB plugs at the rate things are going.
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I was a teen when MJ died. I remember how as a kid everyone would make rapist jokes that had to do with him. I remember watching the news when they announced he died all of a sudden everyone in the world, including the those on the news became big fans of him and were suddenly close friends of him. Fucking fake ass people.
When I was 8 we, as a class, were asked to write down on a pieve of paper 'someone we saw as a role model'. My mind went blank as I was born cynical and already thought most people were full of shit, including the teacher and her 'role model' bollocks. So anyway I knew this fucking thing was going to turn into a 'and so-and-so picked x, what do we think of that class...' situation so I said MJ, knowing that I'd get the approval of the niglets (who indeed all nodded in approval) and the rest of the class would be plain sailing.
If the 'Way to know' list was about 80/90's kids one question could be 'most of the people you grew up admiring were arrested 20 years later for being child molesters'.
I always thought I was odd that as a kid and even now I never had a role model. I would always say some bs like Abraham Lincoln or George Washington. Not only end up being child molesters but offing themselves or ODing lol.
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Holy shit. So glad I wasn't born in the 2000's. What a fucking abysmal list of childhood experiences.
This.
They forgot "bitching and crying in the toy store until your mom bought you a video game"
I predict the number of suicides will skyrocket in the next 5-7 years.
Oh well, natural selection I guess
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841 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A 1994-1999ssss KID
1. Nick news with linda ellerbee
254. Heelies
-1. you missed the golden age of the internet.
##: its never lupus
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841 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A 1994-1999ssss KID
1. Nick news with linda ellerbee
254. Heelies
-1. you missed the golden age of the internet.
##: its never lupus
Fuck 94, it's all about 93!
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It's all about that 90.
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90S KIDZ 4 DA WIN XDDDD
BORNED IN 1999 AND PROUD 2 BA A 90Z KID :)))
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90S KIDZ 4 DA WIN XDDDD
BORNED IN 1999 AND PROUD 2 BA A 90Z KID :)))
niggar, you aint a 90's kid unless you actually grew up in the 90's.