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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: ghordly on September 24, 2014, 04:05:29 am

Title: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: ghordly on September 24, 2014, 04:05:29 am
So my friend still has 2 more years of highschool and he's wondering if any of you could suggest some must-do shit before high school is up. What has been done thus far.
-Charred football field
-Broken into multiple skate shops and stolen boards/hardware
-hotwired golf carts after breaking into a golf course and stole alcohol from the country club
-Over the summer found an open window to a school, went in and sold 30 Macbooks and 5 iMacs
-Done multiple drugs
-Vandalized so much shit
-Gotten wasted, went to banger parties

Anything you guys would suggest? He want lot's of bad shit to go down so any ideas would be dope.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 04:09:15 am
you can do all those things after school aswell
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:10:03 am
I actually loled
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:21:44 am
Mass suicide. You little fucker aren't allowed to exist!
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 24, 2014, 04:41:03 am
Tell him to pay attention in class, get an education, and make something of himself so my kis don't have to pay higher taxes to feed his dumbass in prison.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:43:51 am
Tell him to pay attention in class, get an education, and make something of himself so my kis don't have to pay higher taxes to feed his dumbass in prison.

If you had half a brain you'd be teaching your kids not to pay taxes!
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: ghordly on September 24, 2014, 04:44:49 am
Hahah great answers.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:45:03 am
Do a moncton, but do it right.

ftfy
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Soso0 on September 24, 2014, 05:07:46 am
I was a meh person in high school. I wish I would of made it  fun by fucking shit up and doing dumb teen things. All the criminal shit you can do later
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: mojo4567 on September 24, 2014, 11:14:29 am
Tell your friend to make malotoves and throw them at shit
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: splooge gook on September 24, 2014, 11:20:29 am
stab a 9th grade chinese girl with a pencil
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: mojo4567 on September 24, 2014, 11:27:12 am
stab a 9th grade chinese girl with a pencil

If they can't speak english its even better
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 24, 2014, 12:17:44 pm
Tell him to pay attention in class, get an education, and make something of himself so my kis don't have to pay higher taxes to feed his dumbass in prison.

If you had half a brain you'd be teaching your kids not to pay taxes!

If you had a brain you would know about hidden unavoidable taxes. If you drive you are gonna pay taxes. The cost of your food is affected by taxes even in states where food is not taxed directly. A truck delivers the food. That truck used fuel. The owner of the truck charges the man selling the food to cover those taxes. You buy the food you pay the tax. The same goes for anything you buy. If you drink you are paying a hidden tax. Every time you renew your license or registration you are paying a tax. If you have cable TV, a cell phone, or use electricity you are paying a tax. In fact if you use anything that took petroleum to make or deliver it to where you purchase it you are paying a tax.

So who is brainless now kid?

Please take a moment to remove your foot from your mouth before responding.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 03:22:13 pm
TDR doesnt understand troll threads because hes 55 and equates living on the edge with non cringinglu riding a bike and being out of shape
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 03:39:33 pm
Tell him to pay attention in class, get an education, and make something of himself so my kis don't have to pay higher taxes to feed his dumbass in prison.

If you had half a brain you'd be teaching your kids not to pay taxes!

If you had a brain you would know about hidden unavoidable taxes. If you drive you are gonna pay taxes. The cost of your food is affected by taxes even in states where food is not taxed directly. A truck delivers the food. That truck used fuel. The owner of the truck charges the man selling the food to cover those taxes. You buy the food you pay the tax. The same goes for anything you buy. If you drink you are paying a hidden tax. Every time you renew your license or registration you are paying a tax. If you have cable TV, a cell phone, or use electricity you are paying a tax. In fact if you use anything that took petroleum to make or deliver it to where you purchase it you are paying a tax.

So who is brainless now kid?

Please take a moment to remove your foot from your mouth before responding.

I don't drive, I ride a bicycle.  I drink water from a dispenser down the street that sells it at $.25 a gallon. I try to buy local.  I actually don't have cable TV or a cell phone.  And, the electricity was included in the price of my rent, as was the Internet. I don't have any licenses or registrations, because I refuse to pay for them.  Whenever the government contacts me, I tell them to fuck off, I don't want any.

So, no. 
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 24, 2014, 04:12:36 pm
TDR doesnt understand troll threads because hes 55 and equates living on the edge with non cringinglu riding a bike and being out of shape

TDR has been trolling this community is ways you can't even fathom for over 7 years.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 24, 2014, 04:16:41 pm
TDR has been trolling this community is ways you can't even fathom for over 7 years.

(http://i60.tinypic.com/142aanb.jpg)
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:27:08 pm
TDR doesnt understand troll threads because hes 55 and equates living on the edge with non cringinglu riding a bike and being out of shape

TDR has been trolling this community is ways you can't even fathom for over 7 years.

Oh my god
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 24, 2014, 05:23:26 pm
TDR doesnt understand troll threads because hes 55 and equates living on the edge with non cringinglu riding a bike and being out of shape

TDR has been trolling this community is ways you can't even fathom for over 7 years.

Oh my god

ran out of ammo that quick? I am disappoint.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Controversialrogue on September 24, 2014, 07:05:10 pm
Well you gotta break into it once at night for a prank otherwise you basically didn't have a proper public school education
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: mojo4567 on September 24, 2014, 09:29:44 pm
Also OP, if your school has ipads like mine then its really funny if you go into the settings and reset the ipad. The teachers flip.
Title: Re: Living on the Edge: Shit to do in Highschool
Post by: Daran on September 25, 2014, 12:14:31 am
The burglary charge is going to be an education when it eventually happens. Hopefully before you're 18.