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Title: This Cricket...
Post by: Antidote on September 23, 2014, 02:13:13 am
There's a fucking cricket chirping away behind this huge ass mini library of books and I have no idea where it is but IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

chirpchirpchirpchirp

How do I find this little bastard and annihilate it?!
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:15:40 am
There's a fucking cricket chirping away behind this huge ass mini library of books and I have no idea where it is but IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

chirpchirpchirpchirp

How do I find this little bastard and annihilate it?!

Huff raid, then try to spit on it.
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: Antidote on September 23, 2014, 02:39:50 am
There's a fucking cricket chirping away behind this huge ass mini library of books and I have no idea where it is but IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

chirpchirpchirpchirp

How do I find this little bastard and annihilate it?!

Huff raid, then try to spit on it.

Two problems.

1.  It sounds like it's everywhere. 
2.  I prefer air duster
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: SBTlauien on September 23, 2014, 02:52:03 am
Rickety Cricket

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/8c/40/0e8c40f6499f8d5538df3c40c20edfad.jpg)
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:59:24 am
There's a fucking cricket chirping away behind this huge ass mini library of books and I have no idea where it is but IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

chirpchirpchirpchirp

How do I find this little bastard and annihilate it?!

narrow down to a few feet where you think it is

hand grenade

problem solved
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: Antidote on September 23, 2014, 03:02:11 am
(http://i58.tinypic.com/ot0twx.jpg)
Title: Re: This Cricket...
Post by: Soso0 on September 23, 2014, 03:43:51 am
In your house? Fucking dirty ass