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Title: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:42:51 am
I can pretty much confirm that he is a creepy socially awkward virgin. 

What bitch
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 01:45:29 am
what was your name on zoklet?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:47:40 am
Lets stay on topic.  I wasn't on zoklet for very long.  Megamanx2
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Antidote on September 23, 2014, 01:53:10 am
Are you mad cuz you have a little wiener?

Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:54:17 am
I can pretty much confirm that he is a creepy socially awkward virgin. 

What bitch

with the caveat being virginity with a pussy.  (human pussy...who knows what he does with the neighbors cat)

it is a well known fact he peddles his feminine wiles to anyone willing to pay him in illicit pharmaceuticals.  he has essentially admitted to being high and getting his rectum pounded by a male caller while posting
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:54:52 am
That doesn't make my psychological assessment of Risir any less accurate.

Feed me more attention please.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 23, 2014, 01:56:39 am
N yeah his homo erotic predilections are telling.  :lol:

Wow this made him shut up for 5 minutes.  Also telling.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:00:46 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 02:02:11 am
A superhero costum.

retardinsupermanoutfit.jpg
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:04:03 am
Are you mad cuz you have a little wiener?
Thank you, honey. You don't have to defend me, though. I can handle them all by myself.  ;)
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:05:17 am
A superhero costum.

retardinsupermanoutfit.jpg
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2107.msg24441;topicseen#msg24441
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: mojo4567 on September 23, 2014, 02:06:58 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:12:03 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
I was actually class representative for 9 consecutive years and school representative in my last year. Even though ALL the teachers hated me.

I'm the people's champ. 8)
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:13:05 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: mojo4567 on September 23, 2014, 02:19:17 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
I was actually class representative for 9 consecutive years and school representative in my last year. Even though ALL the teachers hated me.

I'm the people's champ. 8)

Im inclinned to think they voted you in because they fault sorry for the poor mentally handicapped kid who played with ants during recess
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:20:16 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:22:25 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
I was actually class representative for 9 consecutive years and school representative in my last year. Even though ALL the teachers hated me.

I'm the people's champ. 8)

the only way youd ever get anyone to do anything for you is if you sucked their dick on a regular basis and promised to willingly loan them your asshole for their use
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 02:22:49 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

That's some intense recall.  I bet you got databases on every member on this forum.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:23:42 am
Are you mad cuz you have a little wiener?
Thank you, honey. You don't have to defend me, though. I can handle them all by myself.  ;)

translation:  i dont want anyone else interfering with my love life
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:23:58 am
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

Damn, ever since you typed a bunch of german in that one thread, my inner voice translates your words and it sounds just like arnold schwarzenegger.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:24:27 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
I was actually class representative for 9 consecutive years and school representative in my last year. Even though ALL the teachers hated me.

I'm the people's champ. 8)

Im inclinned to think they voted you in because they fault sorry for the poor mentally handicapped kid who played with ants during recess
No, they just knew I'd win every arguement with the teacher because I'm so fucking hardcore. 8)

You have to hide your phone like a little bitch but you get caught, lol.



Why the fuck doI argue with 16 year okds and heroin junkies.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:25:10 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

That's some intense recall.  I bet you got databases on every member on this forum.

all the hallucinogens coursing through his veins give him mystical super powers
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:26:36 am
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

Damn, ever since you typed a bunch of german in that one thread, my inner voice translates your words and it sounds just like arnold schwarzenegger.
He's got an Austrian accent, though. I sound more like a nigger because Wu Tang thaught me English.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:27:05 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

spoken like someone whos only daddy memories are when he and his friends came to tuck you in for bed and left your asshole dripping blood
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 02:27:08 am
I'm actually very well liked by my peers.

Online =/= real life. I understand that you don't have character and your lack of personality makes it impossible for you to understand that RisiR is just a role. An outfit. A superhero costum. But trust me, I'm so much better than you socially. It's ridiculious.

Maybe you should do a little bit more heroin. It will help you run away from life.

the only peers you have are the barbie dolls and other assorted stuffed animals your boyfriends bring you to entice you to get naked
You have autism and got abused as a child and your dad was cop a before he got blasted by a nigger, lol.

:laugh:

That's some intense recall.  I bet you got databases on every member on this forum.

all the hallucinogens coursing through his veins give him mystical super powers

Yeah, I got that too. 
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:29:24 am
I feel like risr would be the kid who sits by himself and makes school shooting plans all lunch.
I was actually class representative for 9 consecutive years and school representative in my last year. Even though ALL the teachers hated me.

I'm the people's champ. 8)

Im inclinned to think they voted you in because they fault sorry for the poor mentally handicapped kid who played with ants during recess
No, they just knew I'd win every arguement with the teacher because I'm so fucking hardcore. 8)

You have to hide your phone like a little bitch but you get caught, lol.



Why the fuck doI argue with 16 year okds and heroin junkies.  :facepalm:

a therapist would have a field day with you and your delusions

you should sign up for a psychological study of your mental deficiencies. that might be a way for you to earn some money without selling your asshole on the open market
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:29:51 am
He's got an Austrian accent, though. I sound more like a nigger because Wu Tang thaught me English.

I know he is austrian, for fucks sake.  Must you peel back the subtle layers of self deprecation I lace my humor with? 
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: mojo4567 on September 23, 2014, 02:31:33 am
Finnally I got it! You were the kid who thought he was so smart and special that he argued about random shit with the teacher to look smart and always asked a question that is really a statement in disguise. Also why does my phone matter? Everyone gets it taken away, I just happen to bitch online instead and spare my friends the sob story
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:31:49 am
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Ninja on September 23, 2014, 02:33:11 am
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch

lol.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:34:33 am
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch
Hahaha... you really tried, Finny. I'll give you that one.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:40:28 am
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch

:jerkoff:

post pics pls
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:42:52 am
Too much, Now you tried to hard.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:44:21 am
Ich genieße es, meinen anus durch große gruppen von fremden männern geplündert

i had no idea.  really.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 02:46:04 am
Complete nonsense. Good job.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 02:55:22 am
Ich verlor meine Jungfräulichkeit anal zu einer Bande von schwarzen Biker , während in der Grundschule

thats not a surprise. 
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 03:04:09 am
He's got an Austrian accent, though. I sound more like a nigger because Wu Tang thaught me English.

I know he is austrian, for fucks sake.  Must you peel back the subtle layers of self deprecation I lace my humor with?

Please link to one funny thing you have ever posted.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:06:41 pm
Please link to one funny thing you have ever posted.

That play I wrote about raping your elderly mother was pretty fucking funny.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 12:15:13 pm
Please link to one funny thing you have ever posted.

That play I wrote about raping your elderly mother was pretty fucking funny.

Son, you suck at insulting my mother. I can do a much better job at that.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:16:20 pm
Son, you suck at insulting my mother. I can do a much better job at that.

Prove it?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 12:50:49 pm
Son, you suck at insulting my mother. I can do a much better job at that.

Prove it?

You are the organ grinders monkey around here. I don't dance on demand for nickles like you.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:54:43 pm
You are the organ grinders monkey around here. I don't dance on demand for nickles like you.

You aint got shit.  Your mother would be so disappointed if she read this post.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 01:00:07 pm
You are the organ grinders monkey around here. I don't dance on demand for nickles like you.

You aint got shit.  Your mother would be so disappointed if she read this post.

Who said my mother can read?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 01:07:03 pm
Who said my mother can read?

That's a good little monkey.

(http://i58.tinypic.com/6t3b6b.jpg)
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 01:47:17 pm
Who said my mother can read?

That's a good little monkey.

(http://i58.tinypic.com/6t3b6b.jpg)

Now that you have posted a family photo your pic can no longer be considered PI.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 01:56:45 pm
Now that you have posted a family photo your pic can no longer be considered PI.

(http://i59.tinypic.com/2nkkqpu.jpg)
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 02:00:35 pm
Now that you have posted a family photo your pic can no longer be considered PI.

(http://i59.tinypic.com/2nkkqpu.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZjvNC1qG3xI/SwGZmBdlzZI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/T_ad7kwdu6k/s320/BLOG+corn+cop.JPG)
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:05:12 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZjvNC1qG3xI/SwGZmBdlzZI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/T_ad7kwdu6k/s320/BLOG+corn+cop.JPG)

If that is an 'indiana' joke, it doesn't work because I spent most of my life in ohio.  Yes, I agree, indiana fucking sucks.  Joke failed.
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 02:06:48 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZjvNC1qG3xI/SwGZmBdlzZI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/T_ad7kwdu6k/s320/BLOG+corn+cop.JPG)

If that is an 'indiana' joke, it doesn't work because I spent most of my life in ohio.  Yes, I agree, indiana fucking sucks.  Joke failed.

Is that when you were DaGuru?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:09:26 pm
Is that when you were DaGuru?

Yes
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 02:40:57 pm
Is that when you were DaGuru?

Yes

So will you be moving back to Ohio for the little league season?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:43:37 pm
So will you be moving back to Ohio for the little league season?

Ummmm, yes? 
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 02:55:26 pm
So will you be moving back to Ohio for the little league season?

Ummmm, yes?

But what about all the leaking roofs in Canada?
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 02:56:36 pm
But what about all the leaking roofs in Canada?

you are smart for an ewok
Title: Re: Risir is awkward as fuck IRL
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 03:00:41 pm
But what about all the leaking roofs in Canada?

you are smart for an ewok

(http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/baby-yawn.jpg)