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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:30:35 am

Title: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:30:35 am
Trick question: mexicans can't change lightbulbs because they live in eternal darkness and think anything that hangs from the ceiling is a pinata

(https://i.imgur.com/Hz0qQLR.png)

That joke is actually an 100% original shitpoast
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:32:17 am
Actually, theres a joke that goes "how many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb: none, they live in eternal darkness" by some "comedienne" named sister bernadette who has a nun gimmick on just for laughs in the 90's rerun style or something but I tweaked it and added the pinata part because I have comedic integrity pls dont tell joe rogan, even though that joke is funnier than anything he's ever said
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:41:02 am
Actually, theres a joke that goes "how many protestants does it take to change a lightbulb: none, they live in eternal darkness" by some "comedienne" named sister bernadette who has a nun gimmick on just for laughs in the 90's rerun style or something but I tweaked it and added the pinata part because I have comedic integrity pls dont tell joe rogan, even though that joke is funnier than anything he's ever said

how much a.d.d meds did this post require?
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:42:52 am
I told you I'm not on any today
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:50:56 am
I told you I'm not on any today

I know, it was a joke.  You didn't like?
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:54:54 am
report the OP pls
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:56:46 am
report the OP pls

I never have and never will report a post unless it like, had cp in it.  Why can't you do it?
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: astudioapartment on September 23, 2014, 12:58:18 am
yeah I did it anyway

That's cool you stayed solid and didn't tell on me even though I told you to, I respect that. If and when I return I will remember that because not ratting is an admirable trait
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 01:01:44 am
That's cool you stayed solid and didn't tell on me even though I told you to, I respect that. If and when I return I will remember that because not ratting is an admirable trait

 :cool:
Title: Re: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 01:12:59 am
why would anyone report the OP?  it was a legit, factual statement