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Title: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 02:39:05 pm

Can I please have little 'Guru's autograph? I mean with his awesome bat he is sure to be an MLB hall of famer. It will be worth millions then. You can send it to me via carrier pigeon so as not to reveal your precious PI. Ooo Oooo Ooo, or better yet I can leave plain brown paper bag with unmarked Monopoly Money in Lou Groza Field at midnight and you can drop the autograph at the outdoor municipal pool behind 11 Berea Commons.

Title: Re: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 05:02:29 pm

I want to kick LilGuru in the face

Title: Re: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: Infinityshock on September 22, 2014, 05:28:46 pm

Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 05:02:29 pm

I want to kick LilGuru in the face

I can think of much better things you can put your tongue to good use doing

Title: Re: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 05:57:12 pm

Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 22, 2014, 05:02:29 pm

I want to kick LilGuru in the face

You better do that before the freeze sets in Cleveland. You don't want your tongue stuck there until March.

Title: Re: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 06:41:25 pm

dint reed

Title: Re: A serious request for DaGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 07:13:49 pm

Quote from: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 06:41:25 pm

dint reed

Of course you did. On both accounts even.