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Site Discussion => News of the Sanctuary => Topic started by: Arnox on September 22, 2014, 09:24:14 am

Title: A Small News Update
Post by: Arnox on September 22, 2014, 09:24:14 am
For around two hours last night, we were taken offline by another DDoS. Apparently though, these attacks are so sloppily done that Leaseweb (our host) is blocking them in two hours or less.

Nevertheless, any downtime at all caused by these DDoSing turd guzzlers, whoever they are, is way too much. So, I'll be looking around for better DDoS protection and I've found two promising solutions. We'll see if they pan out.

In the meantime, I want to thank everyone for their patience with us so far and for sticking with us. All of us on staff (about two now) appreciate it a lot. Stay awesome, obey the rules, and keep on postin'.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Eli on September 22, 2014, 09:34:55 am
Not acceptable bro....not cool.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: splooge gook on September 22, 2014, 09:36:25 am
what's a dee dose?
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Arnox on September 22, 2014, 09:41:06 am
Not acceptable bro....not cool.

You're absolutely right. It isn't acceptable.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Eli on September 22, 2014, 09:56:24 am
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Infinityshock on September 22, 2014, 10:12:38 am
I vote the pi of the offender (s) be posted.  More specifically...their name and address
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:36:25 pm
I get Cloudflare error 522 all the time.

Is it their fault?.... Burn in hel ddos faggots.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 02:46:34 pm
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.

I think YOU are teh killa. Wanna make a confession now, or shall we resort to more...uhhmmm... "uncomfortable" methods?
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Infinityshock on September 22, 2014, 02:57:14 pm
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.

I think YOU are teh killa. Wanna make a confession now, or shall we resort to more...uhhmmm... "uncomfortable" methods?

Lets

Besides...'uncomfortable' is just a matter of perspective anyway
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: xbcnfujv on September 22, 2014, 03:41:58 pm
finally... now i can get my fix.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Eli on September 22, 2014, 03:45:24 pm
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.

I think YOU are teh killa. Wanna make a confession now, or shall we resort to more...uhhmmm... "uncomfortable" methods?

Lets

Besides...'uncomfortable' is just a matter of perspective anyway

I know nothing of dee dose.

plus I prefer uncomfortable
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 03:53:39 pm
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.



I think YOU are teh killa. Wanna make a confession now, or shall we resort to more...uhhmmm... "uncomfortable" methods?

Lets

Besides...'uncomfortable' is just a matter of perspective anyway

I know nothing of dee dose.

plus I prefer uncomfortable


Soo... you admit you are teh Dee DOS'er?

*holds microphone closer to screen*
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Rowan on September 22, 2014, 04:05:08 pm
Keep slayin those dragons my friend, you'll get them sooner or later. I have FAITH.


Release her immediately!!! Unless you think she is valuable enough to score you some ransom $$.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Soso0 on September 22, 2014, 04:18:13 pm
I was scared and crying that the shit was shut down. I was like WHERE AM I GONNA FIND MORE FAGGOTS TO TALK TO
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 04:20:04 pm

It really shouldn't bother anybody that the site was down for a few hours.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: ph0x on September 22, 2014, 04:21:47 pm
Spectral did it.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:23:54 pm
I was scared and crying that the shit was shut down. I was like WHERE AM I GONNA FIND MORE FAGGOTS TO TALK TO

Heh first funny post I have ever seen by SosoO. 
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 04:40:12 pm
Spectral did it.

You're all done spreading kiddie porn around, are ya?
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 04:58:00 pm
Spectral did it.

You're all done spreading kiddie porn around, are ya?

Damn it man, I hope not for your sake, I mean what will you fap to today?
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: ph0x on September 22, 2014, 05:43:35 pm
Spectral did it.

You're all done spreading kiddie porn around, are ya?
You did that too, after all, ye who smelteth it, delteth it.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Ninja on September 22, 2014, 06:07:17 pm
I was scared and crying that the shit was shut down. I was like WHERE AM I GONNA FIND MORE FAGGOTS TO TALK TO

I know, right?  Shit, my internet was fucking up all yesterday, so I didn't even notice it was taken down. 

Initiate shields!
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: MoaningLisa on September 22, 2014, 06:27:42 pm
growing pains.

at least now we are big enough to piss someone off enough to try to take us offline...thats a win if you ask me
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 06:28:51 pm
growing pains.

at least now we are big enough to piss someone off enough to try to take us offline...thats a win if you ask me

Good point +1
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Rowan on September 22, 2014, 07:01:47 pm
growing pains.

at least now we are big enough to piss someone off enough to try to take us offline...thats a win if you ask me

 :tup:
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: SBTlauien on September 22, 2014, 07:11:01 pm
I bet it's some pissed off loser that can't get anywhere if life, so they chose to do a somewhat simple attack.  While the rest of us are living life, making money, enjoying ourselves, and progressing, a bitter loser try's to bring us down to his/her level.  lol.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Zanick on September 22, 2014, 10:46:31 pm
Fucking hell, what if I had an emergency? Who would I have PM'ed? This is unacceptable, I could have died during the downtime and nobody here would know.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Suicidal Fish on September 22, 2014, 11:06:07 pm
Welcome to the Big Leagues

Expect this once a month
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Arnox on September 22, 2014, 11:17:20 pm
growing pains.

at least now we are big enough to piss someone off enough to try to take us offline...thats a win if you ask me

Yes, but we're not big enough to handle such attacks yet.

We need MOAR security.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: astudioapartment on September 22, 2014, 11:18:24 pm
I think if you do php through curl it makes it harder to ddos but thats a whole nother thang yno
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 22, 2014, 11:22:31 pm


No one can avoid a DoS if the attacker knows what they are doing. Nobody. Not even the feds.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: constantinople on September 22, 2014, 11:25:15 pm
My body is only lukewarm.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: SBTlauien on September 22, 2014, 11:45:23 pm
Nobody can avoid a DoS if the attacker knows what they are doing.

From what I've read, it doesn't take much to learn how.  Its basically a kiddie-attack.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Infinityshock on September 23, 2014, 12:23:05 am
or...ignore them and eventually the ADHD infested little bastards would eventually find something else to do and stop bothering the adults
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 23, 2014, 10:30:08 am
Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 12:16:55 pm
Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler
and fails
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: -SpectraL on September 23, 2014, 12:28:57 pm
Norman Bates' Job Interview:

Interviewer: Have you ever managed a hotel before?
Norman: No, but I'd like to take a stab at it.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:35:00 pm
Norman Bates' Job Interview:

Interviewer: Have you ever managed a hotel before?
Norman: No, but I'd like to take a stab at it.

Your first post about butler jokes: sad and gay

This post:  4/10
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 12:35:58 pm
SpectraL tries to be funny.

At least he tries to be funny.  You are just corny and embarrassing.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 12:49:05 pm
SpectraL tries to be funny.

At least he tries to be funny.  You are just corny and embarrassing.

So tell us, what does SpectraL's dick taste like? I bet it tastes exactly like DaGuru's.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: zok jr. on September 23, 2014, 02:42:32 pm
Fucking hell, what if I had an emergency? Who would I have PM'ed? This is unacceptable, I could have died during the downtime and nobody here would know.
nor would they care
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: oppenheimmer on September 23, 2014, 04:28:02 pm
why?

i know this place is sick like a dog, but if out off the 24 hours in a day some one cant get on here
and moans or leave, well i don't want another jobless bum that spends all day online.

It reminds me off young boys picking on girls they like, they the young boy's sancy the girl they want to be apart off.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: oppenheimmer on September 23, 2014, 04:31:09 pm
Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler
and fails

credit where credit due its takes alot to post a turd and be proud off it
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 04:45:24 pm
oppenheimer you got the best avatar. That's a great asshole.  :tup:
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Freegamer on September 24, 2014, 10:36:49 pm
Employment interview with a butler:

Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.

Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.

Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.

Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.

Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.

Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.

Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.

SpectraL tries to be funny.

Spoiler
and fails

credit where credit due its takes alot to post a turd and be proud off it

got a good laugh out of that.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 26, 2014, 01:54:26 pm
Schplew was probably smoking the inside of his couch cushion soked in raid and covered in PCP and old weed scraps. He then took his junkified rage against zok out on here via a DDOS attack while furiously jerking off to gay scat porn while eating and smearing chocolate pudding all over his body with his mothers black foot long dildo while fantasizing about Justin Beiber!
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 01:58:21 pm
Schplew was probably smoking the inside of his couch cushion soked in raid and covered in PCP and old weed scraps. He then took his junkified rage against zok out on here via a DDOS attack while furiously jerking off to gay scat porn while eating and smearing chocolate pudding all over his body with his mothers black foot long dildo while fantasizing about Justin Beiber!

Interesting posting style you have there.  Verrrrrrry familiar.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 26, 2014, 02:00:43 pm
Well I did have this name on zoklet too. I'm me and me only
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 02:41:13 pm
Well I did have this name on zoklet too. I'm me and me only

We have a bunch of zoklet usernames being used to spam this board with hardcore child pornography, so forgive me for doubting you.  Or don't, it doesn't matter to me.

Also your posting style closely resembles the person behind the child porn spam.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 26, 2014, 03:11:40 pm
Dude didn't you see in another thread that I got someone banned for cp? I just come here to listen to the hilarious faggots that are on here. I'm 16 I'm not a pedo
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 03:30:16 pm
Dude didn't you see in another thread that I got someone banned for cp? I just come here to listen to the hilarious faggots that are on here. I'm 16 I'm not a pedo

I didn't see that.   :tup:
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 26, 2014, 03:56:10 pm
Want a link or what? Lol
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 04:12:59 pm
Want a link or what? Lol

No, I believe you.  It was just that one post that had hc45's posting style anyway.  It did meet almost all of the points on my half-joking 'hc45 detected' list, but coincidences do happen sometimes...I think.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 26, 2014, 04:49:22 pm
I never would of thought it would be hc45. I honestly don't have a posting style as everyday it changes
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 05:30:13 pm
I never would of thought it would be hc45. I honestly don't have a posting style as everyday it changes

 :suspect:
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 27, 2014, 09:25:54 pm
Have arnox compare the IP then
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: Suicidal Fish on September 28, 2014, 04:17:52 am
HC45 only took popular names.

Don't take it personally 420bunny but I have nver heard of you.
Title: Re: A Small News Update
Post by: 420bunny on September 28, 2014, 04:20:17 am
I preferred reading the bullshit. Although I did have a huge post of me almost getting arrested