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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 02:19:54 am

Title: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 02:19:54 am
I was thinking out in a field somewhere, but I dont wanna fuck with generators. My local skatepark seems like a good place, but there are houses about a 100 yards in every dirextion, so we might get cops called on us. i have enough vodka to kill a small russian city that I am brinringing and alot of drugs so not getting caught is essential
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 02:28:17 am
I was thinking out in a field somewhere, but I dont wanna fuck with generators. My local skatepark seems like a good place, but there are houses about a 100 yards in every dirextion, so we might get cops called on us. i have enough vodka to kill a small russian city that I am brinringing and alot of drugs so not getting caught is essential

Woods.  Bonfire.  /thread.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 02:35:13 am
Thats pretty much my backup plan.  my first choice would be somewhere with electricity though so I can use my badass speaker system
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 02:36:29 am
Thats pretty much my backup plan.  my first choice would be somewhere with electricity though so I can use my badass speaker system

car battery?
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 02:38:41 am
Good call! how would I wire it up though and keep my car from running dry
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 02:40:15 am
Good call! how would I wire it up though and keep my car from running dry


I don't know how to wire speakers, but if you do that, and use the car cd player, you can just run the car every so often to keep the battery charged.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 02:48:02 am

I have a friend who has pretty good subs and stero in his car. Thanks for the tips.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 02:54:45 am

I have a friend who has pretty good subs and stero in his car. Thanks for the tips.

Have a good time, and make sure you are far enough out that no one can hear your debauchery.  Also have a plan if pigs jump you.  Running off in all directions in the middle of the wilderness, at night, while intoxicated, ends up being a huge pain in the ass and could be dangerous.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 03:01:49 am

I have a friend who has pretty good subs and stero in his car. Thanks for the tips.

Have a good time, and make sure you are far enough out that no one can hear your debauchery.  Also have a plan if pigs jump you.  Running off in all directions in the middle of the wilderness, at night, while intoxicated, ends up being a huge pain in the ass and could be dangerous.
You are such a good father. It even shows on the internet where you try your best to be a vile piece of shit.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 03:06:15 am
Yah probably a good idea. My drunk self usually convinces me I am an amazing drunk driver.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:07:54 am
You are such a good father. It even shows on the internet where you try your best to be a vile piece of shit.

Hah I love it.  No, I am really just remembering my own past and what we did as kids.  My kids are actually not total fuck ups, and they do good in school and don't do drugs and stuff.  I feel sorry for my parents, I was a little fucking bastard.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 03:09:35 am
modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 03:10:47 am
You are such a good father. It even shows on the internet where you try your best to be a vile piece of shit.

Hah I love it.  No, I am really just remembering my own past and what we did as kids.  My kids are actually not total fuck ups, and they do good in school and don't do drugs and stuff.  I feel sorry for my parents, I was a little fucking bastard.
Imagine your daughter dates Sploo. Literally.

I'll end the night on this note and hope you'll have sweet dreams, my friend.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:12:03 am
modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

Ah fuck you missed the cat story from earlier.  RisiR (You like that capitalization huh faggot) got to hear it. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:13:19 am
Imagine your daughter dates Sploo. Literally.

I'll end the night on this note and hope you'll have sweet dreams, my friend.

I would de-ball that motherfucker with a pair of fiskers. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 03:14:03 am
modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

Ah fuck you missed the cat story from earlier.  RisiR (You like that capitalization huh faggot) got to hear it.


you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:16:48 am
you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1885.msg23013#msg23013
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 03:18:55 am
modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

I would get negative poontang tho. itd be a legendary suasgefest party though.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 03:22:25 am
you seem to be insinuating that the story is no longer readable, is this so?

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1885.msg23013#msg23013 (http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1885.msg23013#msg23013)


well that's not as bad as I was expecting. at least it was still being cute and you didn't harm it any further.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 03:23:02 am
modc summed it up well and all I'd like to add as a possible alternative is to party in your town's underground sewer system.

I would get negative poontang tho. itd be a legendary suasgefest party though.


apparently you're not familiar with sewer bitches
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:23:22 am
You need to make friends with a farmer.  Had some legendary farm parties.  When I lived in the city, like MQ said, we pretty much had to huddle in abandoned houses, train tunnels, and stuff like that.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:25:01 am
well that's not as bad as I was expecting. at least it was still being cute and you didn't harm it any further.

If you read my stories closely, I, personally, don't go out of my way to harm animals unless I was hunting.  I do happen to see lots of dead and maimed ones, though, for some reason. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 03:32:56 am
I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:38:11 am
I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.

When I was growing up we had hunting dogs and various other mongrel dogs around, and when they died, it was my job to bury them.  This one summer one of the dogs got loose and got hit by a car and so we threw it on a tarp in the backyard and it sat there for 3 days in the sun before I could be done with school/church/chores enough to spend half the day digging a hole.  The smell of the decaying blood as I dragged that tarp 3/4ths an acre to the back fence, I will never forget. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 03:48:12 am
I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 03:49:44 am
I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.
Quoted for evidence.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:54:43 am
I did that except it was a human body and I threw it in a construction pit in compton.
Quoted for evidence.

I would pay to see him try to drag a body on a tarp all by himself.  The tarp rips, every fucking time. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 22, 2014, 04:04:18 am
I never see dead animals, and I'm ok with that. ah i mean I guess I see shit on the highway and whatever but so rarely do I see dead animals in town, especially cats or dogs. I've never even seen a dead dog and I've probably only seen like 2 or 3 dead cats.

When I was growing up we had hunting dogs and various other mongrel dogs around, and when they died, it was my job to bury them.  This one summer one of the dogs got loose and got hit by a car and so we threw it on a tarp in the backyard and it sat there for 3 days in the sun before I could be done with school/church/chores enough to spend half the day digging a hole.  The smell of the decaying blood as I dragged that tarp 3/4ths an acre to the back fence, I will never forget.


and this is why I personally feel we need (http://i.imgur.com/QrdSoSE.gif)
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: 1337looter on September 22, 2014, 07:04:52 am
Good call! how would I wire it up though and keep my car from running dry
your car has to be on so alternator can charge the battery
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: Eli on September 22, 2014, 09:14:04 am
the woods is obviously the best answer for this
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: Rationahl on September 22, 2014, 10:10:22 am
I can tell there will be zero chicks at this party
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 12:43:40 pm
I can tell there will be zero chicks at this party

If I hold it at the woods then your probably right. Not many of my homies eanna go home smelling like smokey weed vomit with dirt on them.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:56:40 pm
I can tell there will be zero chicks at this party

If I hold it at the woods then your probably right. Not many of my homies eanna go home smelling like smokey weed vomit with dirt on them.

If you make it comfortable for them i.e. set up some logs for them to sit on, maybe have some fucking snacks or some shit, the girls will come. 
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 01:15:12 pm
Just by providing free booze amd drugs I will assuredly have a turnout. It won't be project x, but itll be fun and no arrests
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 01:23:06 pm
Yea dude, doing drugs with underage faggots has never led to arrests, true shit.
Title: Re: Places to hold underage drinking party
Post by: Rationahl on September 22, 2014, 02:03:15 pm
Dude just have a bonfire in a field with lots of beer and liquor. Now the hardest part is being cool enough so that all the hot popular girls bring all their friends. No one wants to go to a sausage fest