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Title: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Shiva on September 21, 2014, 03:43:58 pm
So in this novel, the main character has depression and is considering killing himself. What would be the quickest and most painless methods without use of a firearm?

Currently I'm considering writing in; jumping off an extremely tall building (20+ stories), getting run over by a train, chemical suicide of some sort.

Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 03:47:45 pm
So in this novel, the main character has depression and is considering killing himself. What would be the quickest and most painless methods without use of a firearm?

Currently I'm considering writing in; jumping off an extremely tall building (20+ stories), getting run over by a train, chemical suicide of some sort.

Search for 'exit bags'
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: theKit on September 21, 2014, 03:51:04 pm
Your character should totally stop being a pussy and then dedicate his life to assassinating North Korean leaders and smuggling innocents to China' instead of you know, being a pussy.
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Shiva on September 21, 2014, 03:54:00 pm


Search for 'exit bags'

Oh yeah, thanks I'll do some research into that.

Your character should totally stop being a pussy and then dedicate his life to assassinating North Korean leaders and smuggling innocents to China' instead of you know, being a pussy.

Thanks for your contribution retard, go take your 16 year old advice elsewhere.
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Ninja on September 21, 2014, 03:58:20 pm
Who wants to read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time? 
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 04:01:16 pm
Who wants to read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time?

I would read a story about a main character who wants to off himself the whole time, but keeps failing, and gets progressively more maimed and desperate as the story progresses.....
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Rationahl on September 21, 2014, 04:04:08 pm
More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 04:06:20 pm
More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone

Shit, just about every month there was a thread like this on zoklet, always a different poster.  At first I would be all like 'you pathetic fucking loser, buck up and stop being a little bitch' but now I pretty much just try to help them along.
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Matius on September 21, 2014, 04:07:06 pm
Have him weld a steel pipe onto the trigger of a shotgun, and his plan will be to do a backflip through the stained glass window of a church during mass, and land with his feet on the pipe, thus blowing his head all over the attendance.
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: constantinople on September 21, 2014, 04:37:48 pm
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Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Rationahl on September 21, 2014, 04:48:47 pm
Have him weld a steel pipe onto the trigger of a shotgun, and his plan will be to do a backflip through the stained glass window of a church during mass, and land with his feet on the pipe, thus blowing his head all over the attendance.

If he did it in a synagogue itd be better, theyd all start singing dradel dradel dradel as his head is spinning around
Title: Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.
Post by: Deviant on September 21, 2014, 05:46:57 pm
More importantly who wants to read a thread with a bunch of retards wanting to kill themselves. This is like the third one I've seen. We all know you know how to do it, you just want attention, and I wish you'd just post it on Facebook or Twitter. It's fine you're incapable of living, Darwin has won, just go do it in a closet without bothering anyone

Shit, just about every month there was a thread like this on zoklet, always a different poster.  At first I would be all like 'you pathetic fucking loser, buck up and stop being a little bitch' but now I pretty much just try to help them along.

This. Half of them were new posters/most likely alts too. Remember Mr. 4g of Mephedrone? lol

I used to tell people to light charcoal grills in their cars